Chapter 146: He is really a scammer
"Dizzy? Then come over and sit down."
Jiang Youning helped the person to sit down at the stone table in the pavilion.
As soon as the old man sat down, he covered his head and continued to shout:
"Oh, little girl, I'm still a little dizzy. I need to eat some melon seeds to get better."
Jiang Youning saw that the old lady took a look at the things she placed on the stone table and swallowed twice silently.
Good guys!
He is really a scammer.
But I'm not here to make money, I'm here to eat.
"That won't do, grandma. I see that you are old and you can't eat these melon seeds. Besides, a bag of these melon seeds costs two taels of silver. I don't think you can afford them if you are dressed like that. If you want to eat them, go buy them yourself."
Jiang Youning took the food on the table in front of him without hesitation and gulped down two sips of Sprite.
The old lady's attempt to scam someone failed. It was the first time she met such an unsympathetic girl, and she pouted angrily.
She wanted to throw out a gold leaf, but she realized that she had sneaked here alone without it.
Helplessly, she took off one of the jade earrings on her ear and pushed it in front of Jiang Youning.
"Ah... Grandma, these earrings of mine are worth a lot of money. They are inlaid with rare rubies. Is that enough to exchange for all the food on your table?"
Jiang Youning took a look. He hadn't looked closely at first, but he thought the old lady was quite fashionable.
The earrings are made of pure white jade with intricate and beautiful patterns, and the ruby as big as a mung bean is the finishing touch.
It's not suitable for her age, but it's just right for a woman of my age.
"How can you only give one earring as a gift? Give me the other one too, and I'll give you some more food, okay?"
The smile on Jiang Youning's face became more genuine.
The old lady's eyes widened.
In her entire life, this was the first time she had seen a girl so ignorant as to pluck the hair from a lion.
But what's even more strange is that she's not angry at all?
Is she so generous now?
The old lady was a little angry with herself, and she took off the other one and handed it to Jiang Youning in a bad mood.
"You better give me a meal that's attractive enough, or you're done!!!"
"Don't worry, I always keep my word."
Jiang Youning pursed his lips, smiled, and put away his pair of earrings.
There are some things that the elderly cannot eat randomly, so she took out a handful of hams of different kinds from her waist.
After that, she took out a pack of egg yolk pies, a pack of jelly, a pack of potato chips, and a bag of yogurt from her sleeves...
The old lady couldn't help but widen her eyes when she saw Jiang Youning taking out so many things like magic.
"What material is your dress made of? How can it be so tight?"
“It’s a common material, but I love to eat, so I stuff food into every space on my body that can hold something.
But that’s all, you can eat it now.”
Jiang Youning pushed everything to her.
The old lady seemed very stubborn. She didn't even look at the new things Jiang Youning took out. She first took the melon seeds that she had her eyes on from the beginning and cracked two of them. Suddenly, her eyes lit up.
“This tastes different from anything I’ve ever had.”
"Well, if you want to eat some, you can go to a bar that says "dare you come in?" and buy them. There are seven or eight flavors of melon seeds there, and I guarantee you've never tasted any of them."
Jiang Youning nodded.
Seeing that the old lady has some financial resources, it would be nice to gain one more customer.
"Who came up with this store name? It's so ugly."
The old lady said something with some disdain, and then began to eat seriously.
The melon seeds tasted good to her, so she started eating each one and tasting them all, her eyes sparkling.
Jiang Youning, who was standing by, wanted to beat up the old lady, but when she thought about the important Buddhist practices of respecting the elderly and loving the young, she gave up the dangerous idea and drank her Sprite obediently.
Not long after.
Another voice sounded.
"Sixth sister! Grandma Sparrow, so you are here. I didn't expect to run into you. It took me so long to find you!"
Little Wukong was holding two small bags in his hands, his face was red, and he was out of breath.
"Grandma Sparrow?"
"Sixth sister?"
The old and the young, who were getting along with each other with forced happiness, looked up at each other, and then there was a flash of sudden realization in their eyes.
Once again, the two spoke at the same time.
"Are you the kind old fairy that Little Wukong said would bring delicious food every time he came to visit him, Granny Sparrow?"
"Are you the little bastard who kidnapped my little Goku?"
After that, the two of them quarreled with each other again:
"You are the old fairy!"
"You're the little bastard!"
"Grandma Sparrow, Sixth Sister, you two seem to be getting along very well. Grandma, please take a taste. This is my..."
Little Wukong came over with two bags, and when he saw the food on the stone table, he performed a smile-disappearing trick on the spot.
"Sixth sister, you promised me last time that you would give me the new food first."
"Isn't this a scam by your kind old fairy? You never told me before that your sparrow fairy has this ability."
Jiang Youning said this and then suddenly paused:
"But then again, didn't you learn your fraudulent skills from her? They're terrible."
"How did I commit fraud? Didn't I pay you?"
The old fairy was unhappy.
Little Wukong even tugged at Jiang Youning's sleeve: "Sixth sister, I never tried to scam you, and... did you forget what you promised me?"