Chapter 1 It's not necessary to be like a ruler
The author of this book is probably crazy.
It's said that if I don't stay here, I'll stay somewhere else. Why am I going to die anyway!!!
As the saying goes, people either explode in peace or become abnormal in peace.
"Mom, don't persuade me anymore."
On the rooftop, the girl in a white dress is pitiful. The wind lifts her hair, making her look even more weak and helpless. She chokes:
"Because I really don't want you to quarrel over me anymore. In fact, I came back to this house to join you, not to break you up."
At this time, her tears slid down her cheeks, adding a bit of broken beauty.
"But my sister probably really can't tolerate me, even though I've tried so hard."
Opposite her, stood a jeweled noblewoman, who shook her head in panic and grabbed the person next to her.
"How could that be, Ranran, come down quickly, Xunzhi, say something quickly, you like your sister the most, right?"
"Yes."
In full view of the crowd, Ye Xunzhi stood up and nodded without hesitation, and gave Lin Ranran a thumbs up:
"I admire your self-awareness, not only I can't tolerate you, the whole world can't tolerate you. Jump, if you don't jump, you are not a Z countryman!"
Her voice was so sincere and her attitude was so earnest that Lin Ranran didn't even hear a trace of retention.
Fortunately, Ye Xunzhi didn't know what she was thinking, otherwise he would definitely affirm it without hesitation.
Of course you can't hear a trace of retention from me, because every word I say comes from my heart!
Her name is Ye Xunzhi. She was originally a college student, but she accidentally traveled into a romance novel she had read before, "President, Don't Love Me Anymore, Madam Is Tired."
And she is the fake daughter who loves cannon fodder in the novel. She has tried to change her fate and has been reborn many times, but all failed.
Ye Xunzhi was relieved. King Yan wanted me to die at three o'clock in the morning. The only thing I can do is to die at two o'clock in the morning to resist fate. I might as well
let myself go. I'm going to die anyway, so I have to make my life regret-free before I die. The
pitiful little white flower just now is the heroine Lin Ranran, and the noble lady who spoke is Lin Ranran's biological mother.
Ever since the real daughter came back, she vowed to squeeze out the fake Ye Xunzhi. The means to do this are: she
diligently called her to get up and go to school in the morning, but Ye Xunzhi refused because he was lazy, and she cried; she picked a very ugly evening dress for Ye Xunzhi to attend the dinner, but was rejected, and she cried; because she was late and was recorded by Ye Xunzhi, she felt that she was being targeted, so she started to cry...
There are countless such behaviors.
This sister must have been a mimosa in her previous life, and she would get stressed if touched!
Like this time, when all her memories returned, Ye Xunzhi only drank half of the milk she brought, and she suddenly collapsed before finishing it and rushed to the roof.
The key is this broken world. Isn't the heroine's halo too dazzling? The people around her don't think there is a problem at all!
When she first read the book, Ye Xunzhi felt that this group of family members who could surround the heroine might be a group of deep well ice, but she still read it firmly.
The reason is simple. She doesn't read ordinary deep well ice, but she must read to the end of such a deep well. As a result, she only persisted halfway and she herself came in... At that moment, Ye Xunzhi suddenly realized that this world and she must go crazy.
"Ye Xunzhi, you are crazy."
Before Lin Ranran said anything, the boy below couldn't help it. He looked at Ye Xunzhi with eyes full of anger.
"Even if you want to attract my attention, you can't treat Ran Ran like this, this is a matter of life and death!"
Oh, this sweet-mouthed man is the standard match for her vicious female supporting role, her childhood sweetheart and the cheap fiancé who was robbed in the future, Jiang Qi.
Ye Xunzhi was born with a broken back, and she had just recovered her memory and woke up not long ago. Before she woke up, she had to pretend to be deeply in love with him.
"What's the matter of life and death?" Ye Xunzhi responded with a roll of his eyes.
"I think even if it's a matter of life and death, it doesn't hinder your self-confidence, brother Confidence. Please, if there is no mirror at home, there is always urine. When I was still trying to find beauty in you, I was completely desperate."
"You, you!" Jiang Qi's face turned green.
He has been sought after wherever he goes since he was a child, but this is the first time he has been ridiculed like this!
"Sister! How can you say that about Brother Jiang?" Lin Ranran finally couldn't help but speak.
What's going on? She is going to die, why is everyone's attention diverted now?
"Oh, yes, I almost forgot about you." Ye Xunzhi's attention was successfully returned:
"I really give you too much face. You think you are a person. If you want to jump, jump quickly. I am still waiting to inherit your family's inheritance."
What kind of fierce words is this person saying!
"Sister, you are kidding." Lin Ranran smiled reluctantly.
"Do I look like I'm joking?" There was a calm madness in Ye Xunzhi's voice:
"First I'll get rid of you, then I'll kill all your family members, and finally I'll inherit your inheritance."
"Ye Xunzhi, what are you talking about?!" Mrs. Lin couldn't believe what she heard.
"Mrs. Lin, please be patient. If anything I said hurts you, please tell me and I'll say it again."
Ye Xunzhi came here to kill everyone indiscriminately. Did she think she had a good life in the Lin family these years? Only the people involved knew the hardship.
Mrs. Lin was furious: "You..."
Before she could finish, Ye Xunzhi's devilish voice followed in her ears:
"I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious. Do you know that your husband is having sex with his lover? And the child is already 10 years old?"
Mrs. Lin was about to blurt out the words, but they were stuck in her throat, as if she was cast into a spell by Sun Wukong.
After leaving this heavy bomb, Ye Xunzhi ran away. After a while, Mrs. Lin's broken shout came from the villa behind him:
"Ye Xunzhi, come back to me?!"
"No, just take your time to investigate. Bye~"
Before leaving, she did not forget to shout at the top of the villa: "Lin Ranran, this height won't kill you. I suggest you find a higher place to jump next time. This is very unprofessional."
Lin Ranran: "Ye Xunzhi!!!"
Everyone's mentality collapsed. Ye Xunzhi finally felt refreshed and relaxed physically and mentally. Sure enough
, instead of wasting your own energy, it is better to go crazy and waste others' energy. Don't be too normal.
She dragged out her luggage. As early as the moment she recovered her memory, Ye Xunzhi had already started to prepare to leave.
After all, deep well ice will not disappear, it will only transfer. If it transfers to you, you will suffer.
Leaving the Lin family villa, taking the taxi that had been called to the destination, arriving at the gate of the Ye family villa area, it was not surprising that he was stopped by the community security.
Ye Xunzhi didn't make any noise, just glanced at the message he had sent before, and waited obediently by the roadside.
When Ye Yunhuai came, he saw his little sister squatting on the roadside, looking around like an abandoned little owl.
"Ye Xunzhi."
Hearing this familiar, repulsive voice, Ye Xunzhi turned around and saw the sharp-edged, handsome face of the eldest brother of the Ye family.
He simply uttered five words: "Are you back sincerely?"
With several lifetimes of memory, Ye Xunzhi knew that his eldest brother was a ruthless character who was ruthless and didn't talk much. She
was particularly well-behaved in front of the other person, with a serious face:
"Of course. Big brother, my sincerity can flatten the mountains and fill the seas. Even if it turns into a pearl, it can make Jenny Master call me a real expert."
Ye Yunhuai heard what the other person said, looked at her for a few more times, and fell into deep thought.
This little girl had a desperate love brain before, and she was just about to crawl to the Lin family and shout -
I am a member of the Lin family in life and a ghost of the Lin family in death. What is the situation now?
If I don’t have a love brain, I will be eaten by zombies, and then...
Forget it, Ye Yunhuai rubbed his eyebrows tiredly. He had already seen the diversity of species in his four younger brothers.
I don’t want to delve into why the other person suddenly came home. Anyway, as long as he doesn’t commit suicide, it’s not that I can’t afford to support him.
Just treat it as a balance of the IQ in the family.
But some things still need to be tested, such as the attitude towards elders -
"You know, after mom and dad passed away, there is only grandpa in the family. What do you think of him?"
What do you think? I looked at him sideways, vertically, and upside down. Is he pointing at me?
Ye Xunzhi immediately realized that now is the time to show his loyalty! Whether to join this family depends on this move. The wording must be serious and the tone must be inspiring!
"Don't worry, big brother! I understand! I understand everything! From now on, there are rulers, tape measures, triangles, and I love grandpa very much in the world!"
Ye Yunhuai: "..."
It doesn't have to be like a ruler.
——Author has something to say——
This article is a lighthearted melon-eating article. Please add the beautiful princess and the handsome young master to your bookshelf and flip through the pages. You can’t buy a loss, and you can’t buy a scam (っз
) So let’s not talk too much nonsense. Let’s still say that, put aside personal qualities, enjoy a bad life, there is no need to be too normal, and start with the melon-eating account\\\\( 'ω' ) ////