Chapter 127 Wild Uncle Leak
Lost? The two brothers immediately focused.
And then... Then, nothing happened!
What did I lose! What did you lose? !
After a while, the person outside the door had already walked into the room. Ye Yunhuai was surprised when he recognized him. It was his uncle.
The man had a sky-high hairline and a big backcombed hair. He was probably wearing a suit because he had just finished work.
Qiao Man was surprised to see the newcomer: "Qiao Liang, why are you here?"
"Sister." Qiao Liang raised the things in her hand: "I came to give you a bag, you forgot to bring something"
"Look at my memory." Qiao Man patted her forehead lightly, took the bag and smiled:
"Thank you, otherwise I wouldn't be able to do the documents tonight, stay and have dinner together."
Qiao Liang subconsciously glanced at the people present and seemed a little hesitant. Qiao Man slowly added fuel to the fire:
"It's dark now. Be careful not to encounter ghosts when you walk home alone at night."
Qiao Liang's smile froze, but he sat down honestly, "Sister, don't scare me. You know I've encountered ghosts."
Hearing this, Ye Chuyan became curious. He tilted his head: "Ghost?"
Qiao Liang knew several brothers of the Ye family. Seeing him asking, he rubbed his nose a little embarrassedly:
"It happened when I was in college. I encountered ghosts for a long time. Every night when I went to sleep, a woman's voice came to me, as if wandering in my ear and saying, "Go to sleep, go to sleep."
[That's quite scary.]
Indeed.
Ye Chuyan nodded subconsciously and stuffed the shrimp he had peeled in his hand into Ye Xunzhi's mouth.
[But in fact, it's just that your roommate above you is in love, and has to fall asleep to the sound of his girlfriend's voice every night, and the quality of your headphones is too poor. ]
"..."
Ye Chuyan couldn't help but sympathize with the other party for two seconds. What a pitiful and funny experience.
Ye Yunhuai breathed a sigh of relief and drank a sip of wine. He was scared to death. It turned out to be gossip. He thought something messy had happened to his uncle.
[Uncle Leaky Spoon is actually an invisible spy. He has leaked a lot of intelligence to the company's rivals, but he himself doesn't know it. ]
"Cough cough cough cough!" Ye Yunhuai swallowed a mouthful of wine directly into his throat.
Who taught you to suppress first and then show off! And what kind of ghost is Uncle Leaky Spoon?
[So it is said that if a man can't control his lower body, it will not work. The rival next door sent a superb beauty to seduce, and then the other party did not live up to expectations-surrendered. 】
【What a dirty business war! The boss of the rival company next door won't call it shameless enough, right? That beautiful woman has been whispering in my ear for years and has already obtained a lot of intelligence. 】
【Uncle Leaky's information leaked out, after a round of suspicion, he didn't suspect his own bedmate. Every time he cleaned up the mess diligently and tried to minimize the loss. 】
You shouldn't suddenly reveal such a big melon without saying anything!
Ye Yunhuai covered his face in pain.
Qiao Man didn't notice the movement over here, and was chatting in surprise:
"You said you were going to get married! Didn't you say you didn't plan to get married in the next two years?"
Upon hearing this, Ye Xunzhi immediately became excited and his neck almost stretched out two miles.
"It's not that plans can't keep up with the changes." Qiao Liang said this with a smile that was almost shoulder to shoulder with the sun:
"Lili is already pregnant with my child, and it's a dragon and phoenix twin."
Hearing this, Ye Xunzhi's originally high spirits fell directly.
Ye Yunhuai happened to see that the little sister's face changed like a Sichuan opera, and her face instantly became expressionless.
What's wrong with this?
Ye Xunzhi couldn't bear to look at it and looked away.
[It's so funny, this is not your dragon and phoenix twin, this is clearly your Lili, the dragon and phoenix twin of the real boss. ]
[But the other boss already has a family, so as a temporary measure, this Ms. Lili had to find you as a successor, and of course she also coveted your Beijing hukou. Don't laugh, Uncle Leak, you are still very happy.
Ye Yunhuai felt his shoulder being patted, and the fourth brother came over:
"Brother, I also know a little about this matter." "
You know this again?"
Ye Chuyan said seriously, lowering his voice: "I also know that this Ms. Lili has an alias called Huanhuan and another called Silang."
Ye Yunhuai: "..."
He directly kicked his younger brother. If he can't deal with his younger sister, how can he deal with you?
Successfully got his sister to accept the wedding invitation. Noticing that Ye Xunzhi was peeling crabs with great difficulty, Qiao Liang actively stretched out his hand and smiled:
"You are not very good at peeling, right? Let me help you." Qiao Liang put on two layers of gloves.
Ye Xunzhi: "Thank you, Uncle Leak..."
To be honest, Uncle Leak is fine except that he can't control his mouth. 】
After helping to peel the things, Qiao Liang's cell phone rang. He went out to answer the call. There was a medical record bag on the chair opposite.
Qiao Man raised her eyebrows when she saw this, and took the medical record bag casually: "This kid is sick and didn't even tell me."
She pulled it out directly and saw the doctor recommendation on it, frowning: "And the surgery is so serious?"
Ye Yunhuai hesitated to speak: "Mom, isn't it not good for you to see it directly like this? Your uncle is old after all."
"So what."
Qiao Man looked at her son inexplicably: "I was tired of seeing your uncle naked when he was young. In my heart, he will always be a naked boy."
【So, don't fight about social things, and there is no need to explain to you the tough life. 】
Ye Yunhuai rubbed Ye Xunzhi's head: You are the only one who can talk.
Qiao Man shouted: "It's still the proctology department."
She took out the video and watched it carefully. She didn't understand it, so she turned around and asked the two men present:
"It seems that she has hemorrhoids. Chu Yan, aren't you a special forces soldier? Can you understand this movie?"
Ye Chuyan asked with a questioning face: "What did Aunt Qiao give you, the illusion that special forces soldiers can do everything?"
"That can't be helped. I'll go ask Ye Lao San."
Qiao Man said as she was about to take a photo and send it to Ye Qian'an. Ye Xunzhi came over and pointed at the video.
"This rotten part seems a bit strange."
Qiao Man looked down at Ye Xunzhi and couldn't help but look in the direction of his finger.
Ye Xunzhi analyzed the cause of the disease seriously for a rare time:
"You see, it's normal for the outer circle to be damaged like this, but this place is..."
Ye Xunzhi suddenly fell silent and opened his mouth: "It seems that there is some external irritant."
"Sister, what are you doing!" Qiao Liang ran over after answering the phone, and Qiao Man dodged his hand directly: "Don't talk, I'm listening to your cause, Zhizhi, continue."
Ye Xunzhi drank a sip of water, looked at Qiao Liang, and his voice began to stutter:
"Uncle, is there anything else, or any other stimulation?"
Qiao Liang was forced by his sister's eyes and could only open his mouth to answer: "No, maybe I ate too much food that made me angry some time ago, and I often accompanied customers to eat hot pot."
"This, this is usually an acute condition, it's caused by getting angry, inside... um hahaha."
Qiao Man didn't understand a word he said: "So what is the cause of the disease?"
Ye Xunzhi slapped his thigh and laughed dryly: "Different professions are like different mountains. Aunt Qiao, you should ask the third brother, right, eldest brother, fourth brother."
[I take back what I said before. In addition to being a little unable to control his mouth, he is still a wild colander in bed. ]
[A cheating man is also considered cheating. These two people can get together, and the matchmaker is also quite capable. ]
"..." Ye Yunhuai, who already understood, how should he tell his mother tactfully that his uncle is embarrassing.
"..." Ye Chuyan, who also understood, should not let Aunt Qiao see this report, but Uncle Colander's boyfriend should see it.