Chapter 146: It turns out that the mouth can also be used for kissing
This sleep lasted until noon the next day. Ye Xunzhi stretched his waist refreshed, then turned his head——
[Hey! Where did the panda come from! Oh, isn’t this my second brother? Why is he so weak after not seeing him for a while? 】
Ye Xunzhi narrowed his eyes, looked at Ye Lan with two dark circles under his eyes, and forced a smile:
"Hi, second brother, what a coincidence, we meet again."
"What a coincidence." Ye Lan stretched out his hand unhappily, pinched one side of her face, and said sinisterly:
"Don't think I didn't notice, you must have been scheming me in your heart just now, right, you little bastard who didn't care about the aftermath after fainting!"
Ye Xunzhi looked pitiful: "Wuwuwu X﹏X"
The door of the ward was pushed open at this time, and Ye Qian frowned when he saw this scene.
Just when he wanted to speak up to ask his second brother to pay attention to the degree, the patient who just woke up is very fragile physically and mentally, and scolding her like this may cause depression.
As a result, he heard that Ye Xunzhi was pitiful and weak on the surface, but helpless on the inside.
[Go ahead and scold me. You scolding me only shows that you don’t know me well enough, because those who know me want to hit me. ]
Ye Qian: "..."
Return his heartache.
"Okay, okay, second brother." Ye Qian walked forward and patted Ye Lan on the shoulder: "My little sister just woke up, I still have to ask a few questions."
Ye Lan then let go and stood up, walked out the door. Before leaving, he looked back at Ye Xunzhi, who was jumping around again, with mixed feelings.
God knows how anxious Ye Xunzhi was after his head tilted on his shoulder. He almost thought that this little guy was cold.
As a result, he snored in less than a minute...
And he even knew what the other party had dreamed, because after this guy fell asleep, he reported no less than 30 dishes in his mind.
He also arranged their brothers and grandfather clearly.
Old Master Ye is the emperor in her heart. Recalling the scene at that time, her ears seemed to still echo with the other's rampant laughter.
[Wow, hahahahahaha, grandpa, did you see that? This is the kingdom I snatched from you! ]
[Brother Crown Prince, you will be responsible for handling the emperor's affairs in the future. Listen to me on major matters and you on minor matters. For example, recruit 3,000 handsome men to feed my eyes first, and then improve the food for the servants. Don't ask me for the rest. ]
[Third brother, the medicated diet seems to be delicious. Give me two sets. If it doesn't taste good, I will deduct your salary. ]
[Fourth brother, you are responsible for the military force, right? Okay, go to guard the border. What food and grass are not enough? The soldiers are starving to death? You still want me to distribute meat? Can't you see the millions of enemy troops on the other side? The ready-made food has grown two legs, why don't you hurry up and get on with it! I'll catch two tonight and try them. 】
【As for Fifth Brother, let him quickly solve my homework, otherwise I will complain to the old teacher that he ate my homework! 】
【Second Brother, you... come and dance for me to see your strength, and I will do the dubbing for you. Come on, you spin and jump with your eyes closed~】
Ye Lan: "..."
No, I can't think about it any more. My fist is hard.
After Ye Lan went out, an older professor walked in.
Ye Qian'an had already asked about his general physical condition and said to Ye Xunzhi:
"This is a famous professor of psychology. Little sister, you should cooperate with him and remember not to hide anything."
This time, the second brother suddenly sent Ye Xunzhi to the hospital where he was, which scared Ye Qian'an.
Especially after learning the cause and effect of the matter from Master Zheng, the two brothers reasonably suspected that Ye Xunzhi would not have any self-destructive tendencies.
He would not care about his own life and death.
Fortunately, Ye Xunzhi did not know what the other party was thinking, otherwise he would sincerely pull Ye Qian'an and say:
"Brother, you really think too much, it's just a show."
After all, in that situation, either two people die, or everyone dies together. At this time, two people are still more calculating.
[What's the look in the third brother's eyes? Could it be that after hearing about my heroic deeds of saving people, I became beautiful, strong and miserable in his heart? 】
【That’s right, I am indeed miserable in the hospital gown, and I am gentle, beautiful, strong and humble. It is normal for you to admire me. If you ask, I can give you an autograph...】
Before Ye Xunzhi could finish her thoughts, Ye Qian’an couldn’t help but rubbed her head.
That’s enough, haha.
Ye Qian’an said with a stern face: "Anyway, cooperate with the questioning. If you have anything, call brother. We are just outside the door."
Ye Xunzhi nodded obediently.
After everyone left, the old professor smiled and pulled over a chair, sitting opposite Ye Xunzhi and smiling:
"Don't be nervous, kid, just treat me as your friend. You do a few questions first, relax, and we'll chat."
…………
An hour later, the psychology professor came out with a heavy face, and the two brothers saw this, and their hearts skipped a beat.
Ye Qi'an hurriedly asked: "Professor, how is my sister's mental state?"
"How do you say that?" The professor looked strange: "I asked questions from three aspects: love, values, and morality."
The three walked to the professor's office, and the professor took out a recorder from his pocket and put it in the middle.
The three listened carefully to the recorder.
The professor's voice was heard first: "At this age, puberty is also the period of psychological awakening. Zhizhi, what do you think about the word love?"
Ye Xunzhi was stunned: "I don't have any opinion."
Hearing this, the professor tried to introduce the topic: "Then have you never seen, for example, pictures of men and women hugging and kissing? What do you think when you see those things?"
"Well..." Ye Xunzhi thought for a while and asked a tentative question: "I saw a man and a woman eating French fries mouth to mouth in KFC. Does it count?"
"Of course it counts." The old professor smiled, "What did you think when you saw those scenes?"
"My thought is. You must not live such a miserable life in the future. You have to fight so hard for even a French fry. You are really useless!"
The old professor looked dull.
"Until I saw them kissing each other."
The old professor immediately regained his smile and encouraged: "So what were you thinking at the time?"
Ye Xunzhi: "It turns out that the mouth can be used for kissing! Why do I use this mouth of mine to either eat or curse people?"
"..."
The professor said with difficulty: "Then do you have any hobbies? Or do you do something regularly every day?"
Ye Xunzhi: "As for hobbies, they are generally divided into static and dynamic, static like sleeping, and dynamic like turning over."
"As for what to do regularly, I burn incense to the God of Wealth on time for three meals a day. The first thing I do when I get up every day is to check the world's richest list. If my name is not on the list, I will go to eat, and if my name is on the list, I will go to see a doctor."