Chapter 168: The water of Taohuatan is a thousand feet deep, but it is not as deep as the money given to me by the first place winner
Today is a working day, and there are not many tourists in the museum.
The tour guide did his best to explain:
"Look, the wine cup on my left hand, according to archaeologists, was used by the great poets Li Bai and Wang Lun during the Tang Dynasty when they drank together. After drinking, when they said goodbye, Li Bai created the famous poem "Gift to Wang Lun"."
Because the introduction was to be under the camera, the Dafa Museum specially selected a tour guide from Country Z.
When he introduced it, he was full of emotion, and even just listening to the sound, people could not help but imagine the reluctance of the two poets when they said goodbye. As he spoke,
the young man observed the expressions of the guests from time to time. This was in front of the camera, so he had to perform well.
Then he noticed that Ye Lan was concentrating on looking at the wine glass, and his expression seemed to want to stare at the wine glass to pieces.
The commentator was overjoyed when he saw this.
Did you see that? It was worth it for him to stay up all night to practice. Actor Ye was definitely attracted by his own eloquent explanation!
However, he didn't know whether the wine glass attracted Ye Lan, but he was definitely attracted by his little sister.
Ye Xunzhi was also staring at the wine glass. He was still there, but his mind had flown to another world.
[“Gift to Wang Lun”, I don’t know about the official history, but at least the unofficial history is not like this. 】
【According to unofficial history, Wang Lun was a wealthy man, and he particularly worshipped Li Bai. The great poet had many fans all over the country. 】
【So in order to fulfill his dream of chasing stars, Wang Lun coaxed and deceived Li Bai, writing letters all day long, exaggerating his hometown into a paradise, and tricked Li Bai to come. 】
【As a result, when Li Bai arrived, he found that there was nothing here, but he couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the little fan, so he offered all the good wine and food, and gave him many small gifts before leaving. 】
Ye Xunzhi thought about it and saw the unofficial history he had seen before.
【What kind of blood-fighting precious horse, good wine, all offered with both hands. It was equivalent to a free trip, and he also received a Rolls-Royce and the top-grade Feitian Maotai. Damn, I won't tell you who is jealous! 】
【So what is the meaning of this wine glass? Does it record the story of Wang Lun, the number one on the list, and Li Bai, the popular top star? In the end, Li Bai felt really bad about accepting it, and left a signature before leaving, which was "To Wang Lun". 】
Ye Xunzhi recited in his heart with deep affection——
【The water of Taohuatan is a thousand feet deep, but it is not as deep as the money given to me by the number one on the list! 】
Ye Lan's CPU was about to burn out. This short sentence successfully made him forget the original text.
As they walked, everyone entered the modern area.
The tour guide said: "This is where we specially display the collections of modern celebrities, such as these, which are the manuscripts of Mr. Lu Xun."
Everyone came forward to visit actively, and Ye Xunzhi went up to take a look.
【Manuscripts of famous works, that's fine, I almost vomited when I was in school. 】
Ye Lan saw her coming out so quickly, and asked knowingly: "You came out so quickly, and didn't read more."
Ye Xunzhi shook his head like a rattle: "No, reading classics in places other than school will make me feel powerless as if I was studying overtime."
【Not to mention that compared to Lu Xun, I feel that his serious literature does not fit his personality at all. I still think his unofficial history is more interesting. 】
【For example, because he couldn't stand seeing people urinating on the side of the road, he held a slingshot at the window of his house and accurately hit the enemy's tools. 】
Ye Lan: Tools? Is that what he thought? ?
Ye Xunzhi silently complained in his heart.
【As expected of you, a man who dares to fight pigs. 】
Dare to fight pigs?
The dead memories in Ye Lan's mind suddenly attacked him, and he remembered that when he was teaching, he liked to miss his wife under the acacia tree.
As a result, he turned around and saw a pig eating the leaves of the tree, and then he angrily fought with the pig.
In the end, he lost.
At that time, after losing, the other party said one sentence——
"Brother, I want to go to a place where I can unload the things of the five grains and reincarnation to relieve my sorrow."
"..." Ye Lan turned his head: "I don't understand what you are saying."
Ye Xunzhi stuffed the thermos cup in his hand over: "My buttocks want to vomit, I want to go to the toilet."
"Then just say it directly, keep it simple, let's keep the conversation simple."
Ye Lan finished educating her seriously, and patted her on the back: "Go, Luotuo Xiangzi."
In the toilet.
[Oh my god, are you serious? 】
Ye Xunzhi pressed the flush button of the toilet frantically with a painful look on his face, only to find in despair that the toilet was clogged, and it was completely blocked.
He pushed open the door, and at this moment, an old foreign lady cleaner came in with a bucket.
Ye Xunzhi looked around but couldn't find anyone to unclog the toilet, so he had to ask the other party in English:
"Sorry to bother you, this toilet is clogged."
The old lady put down the bucket and was surprised: "Oh dear, you are so unlucky, this toilet often has problems."
She smiled: "But don't worry, you can leave first if you have something to do, and I will leave it to you later."
【That would be so embarrassing. 】
Ye Xunzhi: "It's okay, I have time. If possible, can you tell me where the toilet tools are?"
Hearing this, the old lady turned around and looked for a while, and said distressedly:
"As for the toilet tools, I probably put them in the tool room of the men's toilet last time. Now I'm a little busy and don't have time to look for it. If you need it, you may have to find it yourself."
After hearing this, Ye Xunzhi decided to look for it herself.
The door of the men's toilet was closed. She knocked tentatively and got no response. There was probably no one inside.
Ye Xunzhi pushed open the door. It was empty inside. Fortunately, the tool room was very easy to find. It was the first one behind the door.
Pulling open the door, it was filled with various toilet tools, mops, brooms and rags. Ye Xunzhi noticed at a glance the toilet plunger stuck in the corner of the cubicle.
【Found it.】
She walked in and opened the broom handle, and just as she picked it up, the door of the men's toilet was pushed open again, hitting the door of the tool room, locking her door.
Ye Xunzhi: Hey!
Noticing that she had just hit the door of the tool room, there was no other movement, and the short man didn't care.
He was wearing a gray beret, had a pair of small eyes as shrewd as a mouse, and a plaid scarf of the same color around his neck. He patted the tall man beside him.
"Chev, how are the photos I asked you to take?"
The tall and strong man with curly hair chuckled: "Don't worry, boss, they have all been taken, fine."
The short man in the beret nodded in relief and praised:
"Well done, Chev, but remember, when you go out, call me by my name, Marle or brother. I don't want to attract attention."
"Okay, brother."
The two chatted while drawing water.
Gao Dazhuang held back for a moment, but still couldn't help asking:
"Speaking of which, brother, what's so special about those three ancient coins that you said you should pay special attention to? Nothing else in the museum is more valuable than those three copper plates."
"How should I know? It's OK as long as the employer thinks it's valuable."
The short man pulled up his pants, opened the door of the toilet and shrugged: "Chef, you should know that there are many stupid people with a lot of money in this world."
The tall and strong man hurriedly chased after him: "That's right."
After the two left.
Ye Xunzhi took the toilet plunger with a confused look on his face and pushed open the door of the tool room.
[Marlie and Chef? Aren't these the famous thieves who will be caught in the future? And why do you say that you should pay special attention to my three small ancient coins? 】
Ever since the last time in the ancient tomb, when Lin Ranran almost stuck his head in her face and said that he would use those three ancient coins to harm her, Ye Xunzhi has been a little sensitive to this topic.
She always feels that someone wants to harm her, and she has only heard of a thief who can steal for a thousand days, but never a thief who can guard against thieves for a thousand days.
【No, for my personal safety, I have to take at least one of these things back. At worst, I can return it when I am sure it is safe.】After
making up her mind, Ye Xunzhi took the plunger to the toilet in a daze.