Chapter 204: Guaguaguagua



Chapter 204 Guagua Guagua

Ye Xunzhi lost all her enthusiasm in an instant. She asked casually: "What's bothering Second Master recently?"

"Troubles?" Old Master Mo Ye touched his chin and thought for a while, then said depressedly:

"The tricycle I bought from the second-hand market before, I rode it for a year and suddenly disappeared. I don't know who stole it."

Ye Xunzhi really knew about this.

[Second Master's tricycle, if you call the police, you will find out that it was actually stolen back by the original owner. ]

Second Master: Huh? Fairy car jump!

Because it was said that they would only play one game before, Old Master Mo Ye had to reluctantly start to watch.

The game continued.

In the second round, Ye Xiao was the landlord and Ye Chuyan won.

He stroked his chin in thought, smiling maliciously:

"So, fifth brother, do you choose truth or dare?"

Ye Xiao looked at the fourth brother who was full of bad intentions with caution, "I choose truth."

Ye Chuyan obviously showed his disappointment: "Well, share a gossip about your school."

Gossip, this is not his area of ​​expertise.

Ye Xiao recalled for a while before speaking:

"When I went to participate in the debate competition before, I passed by a university. There was a girl in the Agricultural Science College who was pregnant. I don't know who the father of the child is."

"The school was closed at the time, and I couldn't leave, so I asked on the confession wall what to do. Then a student majoring in sow postpartum care commented below and asked her to go to the southeast corner of the school when the time comes, and he would deliver the baby for her."

Everyone: WTF!

【Oh, I know about this. I thought the fifth brother would say that he was sick and hospitalized for two months, and when he returned to school, he found that he was dead.】

【Or when he passed by the playground, sand blew into his eyes, and he cried silently there. As a result, a pair of young lovers happened to quarrel not far away, and the next day the whole school went crazy about the story of the school bully's unrequited love.】

Ye Xiao: Reputation is harmed!

"Puchi." Ye Xiao immediately looked to the side sharply, and Ye Yunhuai was looking at him calmly.

It was as if the laughter just now did not come from his mouth.

Ye Yunhuai calmly asked: "What's wrong?"

Ye Xiao: "Brother, you just laughed, right? You definitely laughed, right?!" "

Because the gossip you just said was really funny."

Do you think I can't hear your metaphor? !

The card game continued, with the lively sounds of shuffling cards and chatting, accompanied by the gossip that Ye Xunzhi occasionally revealed.

[It's the third brother's turn. I'm looking forward to it! The gossip in the hospital is the most exciting. ]

[Oh, the gossip level of the third brother is still not good enough. I'm disappointed. It can be seen that he doesn't like to go to the anorectal department or the obstetrics and gynecology department. ]

Ye Qian: I'm a surgeon, and you let me go to the obstetrics and gynecology department and the anorectal department to listen to gossip every day. I think you want to embarrass me!

[There are a lot of gossips in the obstetrics and gynecology department. ]

[For example, there was a girl who had an operation. Her boyfriend coaxed her during the day and her husband accompanied her at night. She also asked the hospital to keep it confidential. If you think about it carefully, it's simply an explosion of information. ]

[There was also an old man who went to draw blood and tested positive for HIV. The whole family was scared and went for a check-up together. As a result, only the old man and his daughter-in-law were infected. 】

Old Master Ye next to him was shocked and dazed.

Time passed by unknowingly, and the countdown for the Spring Festival Gala in the living room began.

Outside the door, each household brought out fireworks.

With the sound of "whoosh whoosh" of fireworks rising into the sky.

At 12 o'clock in the evening, accompanied by the lively and loud sound of fireworks and firecrackers, the New Year's bell rang, and the new year officially arrived.

In the bright hotel room.

"Tear." The last calendar was torn off and replaced with a new desk calendar.

Irene, wearing silk pajamas, tapped the brand new calendar with her fingertips, with an inexplicable expression.

According to her plan, she should have dealt with Ye Xunzhi long ago, but the reality is that the chess pieces she laid out were pulled out one by one.

Picking up the wine glass on the table, she walked to the balcony, half of the woman's face hidden in the darkness.

"Damn it, what went wrong?"

She drank the wine in the glass, her eyes gloomy, the cold wind blew her long hair, gradually calming her feverish brain.

This can't go on.

When Irene turned back to the room, there was no more emotional fluctuation in her eyes.

She must speed up the implementation of the plan, time is running out...

9 o'clock the next morning.

Ye Xunzhi couldn't stand it anymore and was woken up by the urge to urinate.

[Ah, it's uncomfortable, I'm freezing to death. ]

Ye Xunzhi felt that she had gritted her teeth to go there. What made her most frustrated was that she was thirsty again after going to the toilet, and the water glass was placed in the living room, so she had to walk through the long corridor and move forward.

"I'm so thirsty."

[Cold, cold, cold, cold, water cup, where is my water cup? Come out!!!]

Just then, a slender hand took a cup of warm water in a clean paper cup and handed it to him.

Ye Xunzhi took it quickly, as if he saw a savior: "Thank you, third brother, you are so nice."

"Yeah." Ye Qian raised his gold-rimmed glasses, quickly took off his coat and put it on his little sister, and the remaining warmth of the coat dispelled the chill of the early morning.

Ye Xunzhi paused while drinking water: "Third brother, do you think that your caring to me today is a little unusual?"

Ye Qian wrapped him up: "How could that be? I have always been so nice to you."

"Are you okay?"

"One thing, Aunt Qiao arranged a blind date for me, and I can't refuse. I need someone to accompany me... Come back, don't leave."

Ye Xunzhi was caught and wailed: "Why me! Can't the other brothers do it too!"

"They all went out with grandpa to visit relatives and friends early in the morning, or they ran very fast."

Ye Qianan smiled: "Only you, who is still easy to catch after sleeping till now."

Ye Xunzhi: "..."

[Disgusting.]

She tried to fight again: "Third brother, I already have an appointment, and my partner is waiting for me in bed."

"How strange, you got married and didn't invite me to the wedding." Ye Qianan grabbed him and walked towards Ye Xunzhi's bedroom without looking back:

"Come, let me see who your partner is."

A minute later, he pointed at the quilt on the bed, "Is this your partner?"

"Yes!" Ye Xunzhi's face was full of determination: "The quilt has three advantages, just like my gentle concubine, who will wait for my favor in bed every day and night."

"When I'm scared, I can use the quilt to defend myself. And most importantly, it won't betray me. We can't leave each other, otherwise I won't be able to sleep at night."

Ye Xunzhi also emphasized: "Even in the hot summer, I will use it to cover my belly button."

Ye Qian: "Do you love money or quilt?"

[Really, what are you talking about? It's like asking me whether I love the country or the beauty. ]

Ye Xunzhi said without hesitation: "Money."

"Very good." Ye Qian took out the blind date information that Qiao Man gave him,

"Aunt Qiao said that the girl's family has a mine, and the thing they have the most in their life is money."

"It's also one of the top leading enterprises in the country. People like your brother and me, as long as we have money, there is nothing we can't overcome."

[Third brother, you finally took this path. 】

Ye Qianan said slowly: "So how many zeros do you think you can get if we are together in the future..."

"Let's go, brother."

Ye Qianan looked up and was shocked to see Ye Xunzhi who was already fully armed.

You are the Lightning Man!

The other party took the data board from his hand and flicked his long hair: "As your most caring little sister, I have no choice but to take on this kind of companionship mission!"

[Isn't it just selling, uh, promoting my brother? I am a gold medal salesman and I guarantee to blow people up to the sky, absolutely nothing less. 】

Ye Qianan seriously doubted that if someone spent a huge amount of money one day, would this little sister sell them directly?

The meeting place for the blind date is a famous local special villa. Those who come here are either powerful and rich or influential, and it is very difficult to make an appointment.

But all this is no longer the point.

After arriving at the agreed location, Ye Xunzhi asked calmly and objectively: "Brother, facing this situation, what do you think?"

Ye Qian silently took off his gold-rimmed glasses, wiped them, and put them back on.

"My idea is that I once thought I didn't have to work hard, until today I suddenly realized that this bowl of rice is not for everyone."


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