Chapter 207 Gossip to Death
The masses, when they are free today, they still turn into wild animals as usual and go to Weibo to find gossip.
Today's hot search number one: #What is the truth behind the suspension of "Burning Family Love!"? #Hot
search number two: #Director Mi's myth in the variety show industry#
#……#
All the way down until an entry with a rapidly rising popularity comes into view.
#Shock! Ye Xunzhi actually did such a move in broad daylight just to eat gossip#
[It seems that something just slid over, it's incredible, click in and take a look. ]
[Little sister Xun, a god who obviously doesn't eat the entertainment industry, but frequently appears on the hot search! ]
[You kid, you can do anything to eat gossip! So what did they quarrel about, tell me in detail! ]
[Just because the elder sister had the courage to call the police to save people even after she had taken action and found a murder case, I have no choice but to side with the woman (dog head)]
[The key point is that Xiao Yezi pretended to be a corpse, and she was dragged to someone else's house, and her "corpse came back to life" (crying and laughing while breathing oxygen)]
[……]
"Although this child is a little gossipy, from a certain perspective, the little comrade still has good deeds. She successfully stopped a possible tragedy between a couple by herself."
In the police station, the police uncle said sternly to the family opposite:
"So we hope that the child will be well-educated when she returns home, and don't beat or scold her. Just educate her not to be so gossipy, especially not to do such difficult actions."
"Okay, okay, we will educate them well after we go home and follow the instructions strictly." Ye Lan nodded humbly, his handsome face almost twisted.
Until he came out of the police station, Ye Lan was still followed by the police uncle who sent him out.
He had a droopy face, and his eyes were like knives shooting at the brother and sister who were standing together in the corner.
Ye Qian: "My little sister has let you down this time. I finally found an excuse to slip out, so what is the gossip?"
"Then you promise first, and I will tell you when you help me deal with my second brother."
Ye Xunzhi took out the folding fan he used to fan himself before, pulled it down, covering half of his face, and said with a look that understood everything:
"Don't worry, you can't afford to suffer losses or be fooled by me."
Ye Qian took a deep breath. Damn it, he was caught.
"Okay, I promise you." Ye Qian'an squeezed out every word from his teeth:
"But if it doesn't sound good, I will eat the New Year's goods you secretly moved to the room later."
"Okay." Ye Xunzhi nodded confidently.
[You are threatening me, but you really don't know me well enough. The New Year's goods you moved can't even last the next day. I ate them all last night. ]
[But since he is about to block the storm for me, I won't tell the truth. ]
Ye Qian'an: Is that how you play it?
Ye Xunzhi cleared his throat and said seriously: "Now there is not much time, I will first briefly summarize the relationship between the couple downstairs."
"They are brother and sister, father and daughter, and finally became husband and wife." Ye
Lan walked behind him and stopped the hand that was about to slap the third brother on the head.
Three people: Just one sentence, the CPU is about to burn out.
I can only say that he is worthy of being a great police uncle, asking the deepest question in the hearts of the crowd:
"What do you mean?"
The police uncle and Ye Lan sat down on the left and right.
Ye Lan said seriously: "Tell me in detail."
The team of police who had been on a mission together before just came over and just wanted to say hello, but then heard Ye Xun know:
"It's like this, this man's biological mother, when her husband died, she was with this man. Then she gave birth to a daughter, and when the daughter grew up, she was with this man again."
The team member was covered by the mouth of the teammate behind him, and everyone approached cautiously.
"As for why they quarreled this time, it's because..." Ye Xunzhi's voice suddenly paused when
he said this, and he found that he was surrounded by people without realizing it. Everyone: "Go ahead, why don't you say anything."
Ye Xunzhi: "I'm thirsty."
The eyes of a teammate instantly fell on the milk tea in the hand of a male team member with a shaved head.
The other party was stunned and looked down at the milk tea in his hand: "Wait, let me send a message."
He immediately opened WeChat and sent it to his girlfriend.
[Honey, can I give the milk tea you bought for me to others? ]
Girlfriend: [Male or female? ]
[Female. ]
Girlfriend [Do you want to die? ]
[I'm not listening to gossip, the little girl said she was thirsty, and my teammates were all looking at me. ]
After asking for Ye Xunzhi's consent, he took a photo of the other party and sent it to his girlfriend. His girlfriend was silent for half a minute, and then the messages bombarded her like bombs,
[Xun sister!! No, what do you have?]
[Uh, I mean of course it's okay.]
[Remember to tell me the gossip later, no, you call me on video right now!!!]
[Wait, you said my daughter is thirsty, right? Let her go to a certain group and choose another cup and I will pay for it. Your cup is a gift from me.]
Ye Xunzhi: "What a hurtful truth."
The team member: T^T 嗚嗚嗚.
Ye Xunzhi, who originally just wanted a cup of boiled water, unexpectedly got a cup of milk tea.
She sniffed: "As for why they quarreled, it was because after they got married, they adopted a pair of twin daughters."
"Then their eldest daughter went on a blind date and got engaged to a science and engineering man and even paid the betrothal gift. As a result, when the eldest daughter went to work, she fell in love with a migrant worker. The two of them were already married and were pregnant."
''The father didn't want to return the betrothal gift, so he wanted to marry his younger daughter. The mother disagreed, and the two got angry and started fighting. The mother said she would make the father eat shit. "
Everyone: Wow! So domineering!
On a path not far away, the captain of the team on this mission was chatting with the director.
The director put his hands behind his back: "This time it was just an oolong. I never thought that kids nowadays are so gossipy."
"Yes, they are not afraid of falling."
The captain laughed: "But it's not a big problem. I have educated the team members. I think she has deeply understood that people should not be too gossipy."
"By the way, where are your team members?"
"They are probably practicing in the training ground now. I'm not exaggerating, our team is too hardworking."
The director paused, his face showed confusion, patted the people around him, and pointed in a direction.
The captain had just finished his proud speech when the director patted him in confusion. He looked up and saw his own team members talking and laughing around Ye Xunzhi, who had just finished his ideological education, and listening to gossip with amazement on their faces.
The captain thought with relief that it was a scene of police and civilians having fun together.
He yelled: "What the hell are you doing?!!!"