Chapter 23: I got sick from using the air conditioner too much, and I was killed by talking too much nonsense
. "Knock, knock."
There was a knock on the door. Ye Xunzhi, who was sleeping on the lazy sofa because it was too comfortable, opened her eyes immediately.
She looked towards the door and heard a man's voice:
"Is anyone there? Here is a courier from Mr. Ye Lan, please sign for it."
Ye Xunzhi: "Just put it at the door."
The courier: "But this courier needs to be signed on the spot, please sign it."
"Then you can put the courier in through the crack of the door, and I will tear the courier slip for you after you sign it."
You should know that only document couriers need to be signed, and this kind of couriers generally have a characteristic of being thin and light, so it is more than enough to put it in.
There was a moment of silence on the other side. "I'm sorry, please open the door and sign for it. It's not very convenient."
Ye Xunzhi narrowed her eyes slowly.
[Why is this guy so talkative? ]
She didn't want to wake up her second brother. His mental state was already precarious. What if he couldn't even get enough sleep and went crazy and ran to the street to take a shit?
"It's not very convenient for me here either. Why don't you come back an hour or two later?"
The courier's voice on the other side finally became uncalm and sounded a little crying:
"Please stop joking and hurry up. After I deliver this package, I have to go to the company to get the money. My family needs money urgently for surgery. I'm so anxious that I don't want to live anymore."
The two of them went back and forth like practicing Tai Chi, and finally Ye Xunzhi gave in first.
"Is that so? I'll be right there."
Ye Xunzhi jumped up from the couch, took out a thin electric baton from his schoolbag and rushed out.
Then he turned on the switch without hesitation and poked it hard into the crack of the door.
"Zila——"
"Bulu Bulu Bulu Bulu..." Following a series of gurgling sounds, the person outside the door fell to the ground with a "thump".
Director's team: Ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!
Live broadcast room: [Fuck!!!]
Ye Xunzhi put away the baton neatly and said casually: "You will get sick if you use the air conditioner too much, and you will die if you talk too much nonsense. If you don't want to live anymore, I will send you off."
Outside the door: "..."
Mom, you will encounter ghosts if you walk too much on the road at night!
The courier was in a trance, lying on the ground, trembling and raising a finger:
"Are you a devil? You don't even look at me, you stab me."
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a chill in his brow, and an electric baton was pressed against his brow from under the door.
"Bulu Bulu Bulu Bulu."
He scored twice.
Until there was no sound outside again, Ye Xunzhi finished the knife neatly, "Love you is a language, but stabbing you does not need words."
Director team: Ah ah ah ah, help! !
Live broadcast room: [Ah ah ah ah, grandpa has lived long enough to see the living Yan Wang! ! ! ]
Hearing the chaotic sounds coming from outside, Ye Xunzhi was not panicked at all, and estimated that it was a gang crime.
Haha, he still wanted to pretend to be a courier to deceive her.
Ye Xunzhi knew that in the past few lives, after Ye Lan's reputation was framed and ruined, he had received countless threats for him. Even the courier trick was played out by those black fans.
Moreover, Ye Lan had a habit of never filling out his real address. No matter how urgent it was, he always filled in the broker.
This also led to -
important documents were collected by the broker, fans' gifts were collected by the broker, insults and curses were collected by the broker, threats and intimidation were collected by the broker, and illegitimate fans infiltrated the broker...
Ye Lan's broker was the chief poison tester in the eunuch world!
From this, it can be seen that the person outside the door must not be a good thing. Next, it is time to report to the police uncle.
Ye Lan was sleeping soundly, not really dead, but the movement outside the door still caught his attention.
He walked over in a mess, his eyes blurred: "What happened?"
"Oh, this." Ye Xunzhi turned around quickly with the electric baton in his hand, ready to explain.
Then Ye Lan felt a chill in his chest, and a long rod just poked him, and a round metal ball hit his chest.
Then -
"Bulu Bulu Bulu Bulu..."
"Brother!"
Ye Lan was caught before he fell to the ground, and his whole body was numb. It took him several seconds to come back to his senses.
"You want to kill your own brother? Stabbing me once is not enough, you must kill me this way?"
"No, I just stabbed someone and didn't have time to turn off the switch." Ye Xunzhi smiled shyly.
[Second brother, I just helped you solve a guy with bad intentions! ]
Guy with bad intentions?
Ye Lan was stunned for a second, and opened the door as if he had sensed something. As soon as he stepped out, he heard a loud shout.
"Leave a corpse under your feet!"
Ye Lan subconsciously retracted his feet, and then he found a "corpse" at the door, "Fuck! Who died at my door? This is too unlucky!"
Program team: They are indeed brothers and sisters.
Live broadcast room -
[Is this the focus now? Shouldn’t the main point be that the actor is missing something? That’s right, our wedding ring is missing.]
[How can actor Ye, who just woke up, be so handsome! ! ! ! (Roaring) (Turns into a monkey) (Swings on a vine) (Chuangfei passes by a monkey eating a banana) (Picking a durian) (Smashing the monkey king to death) (Dominating the monkey group) (Dominating the world)]
[Really, no one speaks up for the courier on the ground, even though he didn’t have a big deal and has walked away on his own.]
Yes, stabbing someone is stabbing someone, and Ye Xunzhi’s life plan doesn’t include going to prison to step on a sewing machine.
[By the way, who was the girl who spoke up just now? My idol wouldn’t keep a mistress in a secret room, would he?]
[Impossible, absolutely impossible. After all, isn’t this a parent-child variety show? Actor Yeh posted on Weibo last night that he would bring his sister to participate.]
[Courier: You two are siblings. Not only did the sister stab me, but the brother also danced on my corpse!]
After a flustered explanation, Ye Lan finally understood the current situation. He looked at Director Mi with interest.
"Then we should have passed this mission."
Director Mi wiped his sweat and said, "Passed, passed."
People are about to be killed. Not to mention protecting their own safety, the bad guys are in danger.
Director Mi gave Ye Lan a look:
"The atmosphere has been set up here, so please let Mr. Ye introduce us to the guests you are bringing to the show this time."
Ye Lan nodded and introduced briefly: "This time, the guest I am bringing is my sister Ye Xunzhi."
[Ye Xunzhi is a nice name. Mr. Ye's sister must be good-looking. Let me take a look! ]
[It has been rumored that Ye Lan is from a wealthy family, so her sister must be a rich girl.]
[Please let my brother be alone, why does he have to bring a burden?]
There are many fans of Ye Lan in the live broadcast room. Some fans love the whole family and have their own filters, while others do not want to accept reality.
But they are all curious about how this rich girl will appear in front of everyone.
Finally, all the doors were opened.
Ye Xunzhi's formal clothes were already put on obediently. Ye Lan glanced at them casually and took a closer look.
This little sister slept, why is she still wearing the same clothes as yesterday? She must have not taken them off at all!
And Ye Xunzhi himself successfully isolated everyone by his own efforts, and calmly sat at the dining table drinking water.
She was seen leaning on the chair with one hand, her left leg folded over her right leg, her eyes trying to open and close, the hair on her head that had grown out from sleep swaying leisurely with the owner's drowsy movements. It seemed
that in the next second, she would perform a scene of falling to the ground for them.
Live broadcast room——
[Are you serious in this state? What kind of early waking world is this for me!]
[Sister, you really have no idol burden. The program crew next door rushed into the room and started to put on makeup.]
[From the moment she stabbed someone, I knew that the gears of the program's fate began to turn.]
[This little girl is 14 years old, right? Don't her parents care about her? When they saw the guests coming, they didn't even know to serve tea and water or say hello, they just watched. ]