Chapter 237: Three Strategies to Chase the Wife
It’s not that Ye Xunzhi intentionally recalled these things, but mainly because her brain, when exposed to related events, the memory palace automatically called up files for her, and she couldn’t control it.
She even threw some things into the corners, but they were turned out again, just like this time——
【When Old Man Wen was chasing his wife, the way he took was wild enough. A big man who had been single for 30 years went to learn from his old brothers who had also been single for 30 years, and got the first strategy—Love should be spoken loudly to the whole world. 】
【For this, he bought the golden advertising space on the big screen of the Magic City for three whole days, and played the VCR he carefully recorded in a loop. 】
【I still remember the lines: My first sin is meeting you, my second sin is knowing you, my third sin is gratifying you...】
"Kacha."
Ye Yunhuai, who had just opened the door, said:?
Wait, why does this line sound familiar? It immediately brought him back to the time when little Ye Lan was clamoring to be taken out to buy cotton candy.
Standing in the square on Central Avenue at that time, little Yunhuai looked at the huge screen above his head, while little Ye Lan was behind him, discussing with the uncle selling cotton candy what shape he wanted.
Little Ye Lan came over with cotton candy: "Brother, what are you looking at?"
Hearing this, little Yunhuai pointed to the big screen in the square in a high-handed manner. Little Ye Lan raised his head and took a bite of the cotton candy, squinting slightly because of the bright light.
"Who is this, hahaha, chasing after his wife Shen Jingbing like this."
Xiao Yunhuai pulled his brother home: "Don't laugh, this world is crazy after all."
Ye Lan's face was strange, and he obviously remembered this experience.
Looking at it this way, the face of Shen Jingbing gradually overlapped with Uncle Wen.
[It's a pity that it didn't succeed. ]
Ye Lan: Of course it won't succeed! There must be a ghost if it succeeds!
[So the old brothers who never give up, offered Uncle Wen the second plan - the rose offensive, and that day happened to be Valentine's Day. ]
[Girls all like romance, and the most important thing to pursue a person is to leave an impression in her heart. ]
[So they planned to use a helicopter to airlift more than ten boxes of rose petals, flying and scattering all the way, all the way to the doorstep of Feng's mother's house. 】
【Then the plane descended, and Uncle Wen, accompanied by rose petals, finally gave each other a bouquet of roses. It means overcoming difficulties and obstacles, just to send the most beautiful love to you. 】
【For this purpose, he even bought a cleaning company and prepared to clean up the petals the next day. 】
Ye Xiao was silent. He really wanted to know which idiot came up with this idea. This guy is simply a talent!
【Unfortunately, this time, he was detained by the police before he set off. He was on the way to load the petals. The reason was that someone reported Uncle Wen’s helicopter for disturbing the public, and he was banned from flying for a month. 】
【Later, he urgently changed to a car, scattering petals all the way, and then he was rejected. 】
【Mother Feng: Sorry, I'm not interested in roses. And this gentleman, remember to clean up and protect the environment. Everyone has the responsibility. Thank you. Go back to bed early. 】
Valentine's Day? Helicopter?
At the corner of the stairs, Mr. Ye seemed to be suddenly attacked by the memory of his death.
If he remembered correctly, he also prepared a surprise for his wife that day, also a bunch of roses, and they sat on the rooftop of his company.
Mr. Ye planned to have a candlelight dinner and watch the moon together.
As a result, there was only half a moon, and half of it was blocked by a helicopter that came from nowhere.
Grandma Ye^_^: "My dear, this quarter moon is quite bright, what do you think?"
Grandpa Ye: "Hello, is this 110? I want to report that someone is disturbing people here by flying a helicopter. They are disturbing my wife from watching the moon!"
The memory ended, and Grandpa Ye pretended nothing happened and continued to listen.
[Because the two plans were frustrated in succession, Uncle Wen's brothers were frustrated and even unwilling to contribute to the plan. ]
Everyone: You should have failed long ago, take some earthly path!
[Then Uncle Wen called his father on the spot to let his brothers continue to help, and they rose again! ]
[One of the old brothers contributed the third plan, which he thought had a low success rate and was still very old-fashioned - money offensive! 】
【Directly throw money at the project team where Mama Feng is. 】
Everyone: It's really old-fashioned...
Ye Xiao and Ye Lan looked at the side, and the third brother who kept nodding quietly.
"What are you looking at me for?" Ye Qian'an accused in a voice that only the three of them could hear:
"You know that kind of experiment that is halfway done, and you have worked hard to 80%! In the end, you find that what stumps you in the end is not the research progress, but the evil power of money?!"
"A penny can make a hero fall, do you understand!!!"
【Then he successfully touched Mama Feng's heart, what is this called - you and I have no fate, it all depends on me spending money! 】
What, use this method!
Ye Lan was simply enlightened.
I've only heard of giving away sons for topping up phone bills, but it turns out that someone topping up a laboratory gives away a wife.
[So think about it, this is actually like marrying the God of Wealth! I'm so jealous.]
Ye Yunhuai, who was listening, felt that the little sister was still worldly-wise. Was the pocket money they gave her too little?
Ye Yunhuai couldn't help but ponder, should he add more?