Chapter 66 Look at the chrysanthemums blooming all over the mountain
"You are so arrogant, aren't you? I advise you to get out of here, or I will beat you up."
After seeing Ye Xunzhi clearly, the leading man snorted disdainfully.
Ye Xunzhi was about to speak, and a man with colorful hair came over with a large basket of vegetables in great interest:
"Boss, I got it, this vegetable is really good."
Chen Ze exclaimed when he saw those familiar bags: "Ye Xunzhi, isn't this your vegetable?!"
Ye Xunzhi: Really!
"Oh, so this is your dish." The man raised his chin and said hypocritically: "Since the dish looks good, we will accept it. I advise you not to mess around, otherwise your fate will be..."
He chuckled twice, took out a tomato and smashed it on the ground, crushing it with one foot.
"This is your fate."
"..." Ye Xunzhi stared at the tomato on the ground.
[Originally, I thought that occasionally sparing a life is better than seven years of pagoda, but now...]
Ye Xunzhi turned his head with a stiff neck, took off his watch and put it in Chen Ze's hand in the increasingly horrified eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, and revealed a weird smile.
"Watch this."
"What do you mean by chopping electric wires with a kitchen knife, with sparks and lightning all the way?"
Ye Xunzhi threw her mobile phone to Chen Ze and said concisely: "Go, call the police."
"You still want to call the police?!"
The leading man was completely infuriated by Ye Xunzhi's attitude of ignoring them.
"Look, I have to teach you a lesson today."
He grabbed a wooden stick from the alley next to him and rushed over. Seeing this, the other brothers didn't even think about winning unfairly, and they also rushed forward.
Chen Ze: "Be careful!"
Ye Xunzhi shook her wrist, and a small columnar object slipped out of her sleeve. She swung the metal stick and the sections slid out. The metal ball at the top in front of her could still be seen with a faint purple arc.
The big brother in the lead rushed forward with a wooden stick and chopped forward heavily. Ye Xunzhi narrowed her eyes, grabbed his wrist, and then grabbed his shoulder with the other hand to gain leverage, and jumped over his head with both feet facing the air.
Then, facing the little brother who was about to follow the big brother to finish him off, he raised the electric baton and squatted down to stab him in the back by taking advantage of the height difference.
Little brother A: "Blu Blu Blu..."
This moment was a double injury to the body and the mind.
Ye Xunzhi climbed over three walls and parkoured directly to get here. The big brother who took the photo was not as awesome as her and was struggling to climb.
But his camera was held high up professionally, so although the audience didn’t hear what happened in detail, they saw what happened, and the comments changed from -
[Damn, cameraman, can you hurry up, my daughter is about to be besieged! ]
[Help, Xiaoxun’s sister will definitely be besieged badly, someone come, help, call the police!!!]
[Cameraman, can you please stop, I’ll show you an ad, can you unlock the shadow stealth skill immediately?]
to -
[Fuck you? ! ! ]
[I’m holding a meteor stun baton and shouting sister 666!!!]
[Hiss, this is so authentic (thumbs up)]
Another little brother widened his eyes when he saw this and swung the empty bottle in his hand vigorously.
Ye Xunzhi dodged to the side and immediately raised his foot.
[Look at me, Mario, hitting the brick head—all gone!]
"Ah!" Little brother B fell to the ground, covering his "little brother".
Ye Xunzhi immediately pulled out the stun gun and rushed out again...
But in just two or three minutes, the people around him fell down one after another.
When a gangster who was only concerned about chasing Ye Xunzhi came to his senses, he was the only one left holding the wooden stick with a confused look on his face.
Who am I? Where am I? What happened?
Why did all my brothers fall down with their butts sticking up? ? ?
Before he could react, he felt his anus tighten.
Ye Xunzhi maintained the posture of stabbing from behind, "Bulu Bulu Bulu..." The gangster brother fell down sadly.
Ye Xunzhi was still not satisfied and secretly kicked the other party twice in the painful but not fatal places, and then he was barely able to calm down.
[Haha, do you think you are very handsome? I think you are going to die. ]
[Drink some horse urine, you are arrogant, and you dare to step on my tomatoes. Your life is in danger. ]
The live broadcast room took a breath of cool air when seeing this scene, and a comment slowly emerged among a bunch of exclamations.
[Look at those chrysanthemums bursting all over the mountain (Ps: This is a lyric, not pornographic, please don’t block my review orz)...]
The police received the call and quickly went to the scene, and even had prepared for the worst in their hearts, until they saw a group of Ω-shaped gangsters on the ground.
The scene was very chaotic and messy, while on the other side...
"Boss, what do you think of the strength?"
"Not bad, you can do it harder."
"Okay~ I'll give you another leg massage. I've checked the vegetables. Except for the tomato, nothing else is bad."
"Good job, I admire you."
The police looked at each other in confusion.
What was the alarm they received? Why do I suddenly seem to forget it?
An experienced policeman came forward and said, "Hello, policeman, please cooperate with our investigation."
Ye Xunzhi sat up straight: "Okay, I will actively respond to the investigation."
Five minutes later, after listening to the incident, the policeman said seriously: "You mean, they came with their butts clamped?"
Ye Xunzhi said seriously: "Yes, I have a witness here."
Live broadcast room -
[Hello, policeman, yes, I am witness No. 1, I can prove that these gangsters were fighting and then exploded. ]
[I am witness number 2. I can prove that they came without a clue. It was Ye Xunzhi who put them together. It's a pity that these disgraced people turned their backs on me!]
[I am witness number 3. I can prove that Xiao Xun had tea with me on my bed at home. We talked about everything from poetry to life philosophy. She suddenly disappeared for some reason. I suspect that these people are followers of a cult who summoned my goddess away. I suggest that they be arrested for some religious crime (seriously, not joking)]
[Good guy, you know how to prove your alibi upstairs. Don't prove it again next time. Ye Xunzhi was clearly eating the meal I cooked just now. ]
The policeman looked at the direction of the wind in the live broadcast room, and looked at Ye Xunzhi: "Your fans are very lively."
Ye Xunzhi smiled shyly: "I have accumulated good deeds in my life, don't worry, who can be a fan of me will be a good person."
[You kid, you are wrong after all. ]
[Let me tell you, today I am officially diagnosed, I am not a good person. ]
[I have accumulated good deeds in my life, and I deserve to be able to share such a real owner. ]