Chapter 88 You Want Me to Eat Shit [Added]

When they arrived, a fight was going on in the hall, with tables and chairs flying everywhere, and the scene was very chaotic.

In the end, the police came and stopped the farce. Due to the bloody violence and other reasons, minors are prohibited from watching.

Ye Xunzhi was thrown out of the venue early, while her second brother continued to return to the scene to watch.

Ye Lan put him at the door with a gentle face: "Sister, the pictures inside are no longer suitable for you to watch, so you wait here, and your brother will come out to accompany you later."

Ye Xunzhi tried to resist but failed, and she sat by the flower bed in the venue.

"I know, second brother, I will wait for you here." Ye Xunzhi smiled fakely.

[Thank you, second brother, don't worry, I will definitely take revenge on you in the future. 】

Ye Lan didn't take this seriously at all. He had no idea that he would pay a terrible price for this in the future. He was happy about his umbrella tearing behavior.

Sitting by the flowerbed, Ye Xunzhi took out the mobile phone from his pocket. At this time, the third brother was online.

Open WeChat and send a message.

[He escaped and I chased the God of Wealth: Third brother, I miss you. I sent you the location. Can you pick me up? ]

[￥￥￥: Sister and brother don't have much money. It may be a bit difficult to pick you up. I rode a bicycle to go home today. ]

Ye Xunzhi sent a pitiful voice message: "Brother, what do you want to eat tomorrow? I'll treat you."

Ye Qian: "Don't say anything, brother is waiting for me on the wind and hot wheels!"

Twenty minutes later, Ye Lan, who had finished eating the melon, came back contentedly. There was still half a shadow of Ye Xunzhi on the spot.

Ye Lan: "..."

The air is so quiet, and the wind tonight is so noisy.

NO!!! I lost my sister!!!

He rushed back to the venue, and the meeting was just about to end. Yan Qingqing saw her son looking towards her and walked over in confusion:

"What's wrong?"

Ye Lan was about to explain when she received a message from Ye Xunzhi on her phone. It was a photo of her and Ye Qi'an sitting on a bicycle.

You are so good, Ye Lao San. You kidnapped her when he was not around, right?

He was spitting on the other party in his heart, and Ye Xunzhi's message came again.

[He escapes and I chase him. The God of Wealth can't fly away: Second brother, you actually left me alone to eat melons, which really makes me feel cold in my palace. Humph, let's meet again in the rivers and lakes if we are destined. ]

The picture below is an emoticon package of a cat packing its bags and running away from home.

"Wow, you got so angry that you ran away before you even had dinner with me." Yan Qingqing stood on tiptoe and looked at the chat record from behind her son. The mother and son looked at each other with a smile.

Yan Qingqing took out her mobile phone and took a photo with her son.

Ye Lan smiled: "Why did you take a photo suddenly?"

Yan Qingqing smiled: "To remember how you look now. After I beat you up, you can compare and see how much you look like before."

Ye Lan: "..."

On the other side of the road, Ye Qianan came on a Harley electric bike and left in a taxi.

Ye Qianan hugged his sister with care. It's good to spend time with her.

The quality of life is directly improved by trying to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle.

Returning to his own staff dormitory, Ye Qianan pushed open the door and said:

"You didn't take your daily necessities with you last time. Go home and take a shower first. You haven't had dinner yet, right? I'll cook. You can eat right after you take a shower."

Upon hearing this, Ye Xunzhi's smile instantly disappeared, and his voice was trembling with fear:

"Brother, Third Brother, you cook?"

"Yes." Ye Qianan's voice was full of mysterious confidence, "It's more economical to cook by yourself."

Ye Xunzhi was silent for two seconds, and said very seriously: "Brother, you go to make a movie. I have already thought of a name for you. It's called A Life of Poverty."

Is this some kind of ancient Egyptian vicious curse?

Ye Qianan was so angry that she laughed: "Trust me, okay? I can quickly get started with anything, which definitely includes cooking."

Ye Xunzhi stared at him quietly, turned his head away, and the background was gray.

"Brother, as long as you are happy."

[Yes, in fact, there is nothing wrong with learning to cook. Only by cooking by yourself can you know how delicious the food outside is.]

Ye Qian'an: I can do it!

With such a belief, he went to prepare the ingredients with great vigor and confidence, while Ye Xunzhi went to the bathroom to take a shower without hope.

When she came out of the comfortable shower, as soon as she opened the bathroom door, she saw her brother who was as cold as a banished immortal standing silently at the door with a pot lid.

Ye Xunzhi wiped her hair calmly: "Brother, don't worry. Although my cooking skills are not very good, I am a little expert in ordering takeout. I have already ordered it in advance. The two of us will definitely not starve to death tonight." As

soon as the voice fell, she could clearly see the light in Ye Qian'an's eyes, but soon he fell silent again.

Ye Qianan hesitated and said, "My sister is in a very serious situation now. We need to face it together. Let me help you blow dry your hair first."

Without waiting for Ye Xunzhi to respond, he pushed him back into the bathroom and closed the door.

After helping blow dry her hair, Ye Xunzhi was there all the time.

[It's not right, it's too wrong. If you are too attentive, you are either a thief or a thief.]

Ye Qianan: Hate it, I just want to help my sister blow dry her hair.

Ye Xunzhi didn't believe the above excuses.

Then the two of them stepped out of the bathroom, and an unknown smell immediately rushed into their noses. Ye Xunzhi quickly covered his nose.

"Brother, our toilet burst? I don't know how to unclog the sewer!"

Ye Qian'an was prepared and pinched his nose. He was heartbroken: "No, that was the smell of the rice I cooked. I was going to add oil."

Ye Xunzhi: "...Brother, you are frying shit."

[Adding oil, even more disgusting.]

Ye Qian'an argued: "I used a hot pot!"

[What's the difference, from frying shit to boiling shit?]

Ye Qian: "That's a specialty brought back by my predecessor, called Beef Crap Hotpot. I don't know anything about it. I just put it down and it turned into this."

[Hey Beef Crap Hotpot! It's still a dish!! This really makes me want to eat shit!!! 】

Ye Xunzhi's voice became weak: "Brother, do you know that ox dung hot pot is also called cow feces hot pot?"

Ye Qian'an: "I didn't know before, but now I know."

The two siblings hurriedly retreated to the bathroom. Ye Qian'an's expression was serious: "So what do you think about this matter, little sister?"

Ye Xunzhi closed his eyes tightly: "Now there is only one last way left, money can make the devil push the mill."

In the end, it was the omnipotent takeaway boy who threw away the hot pot that smelled like shit, and Ye Xunzhi paid 100 yuan for it.

One yuan was the transportation fee, and the remaining 99 yuan were all mental damages.

As soon as the hot pot was gone, the two hurriedly opened the window for ventilation.

It took a whole hour for the smell to dissipate. Ye Qianan saw that it was almost done, so he opened the takeout box and let the real aroma of the food come out to cover the smell.

When they were almost done eating, the two began to clean up the dishes. Ye Qianan was responsible for washing the dishes, and Ye Xunzhi came to serve the plates.

"Brother, which kind person gave you this beef hot pot?"

"It was a senior who returned from the laboratory. He just came back two days ago."

Ye Xunzhi asked a question out of idleness: "Man, woman, what's their name?"

Ye Qianan did not hide: "Man, his name is Song Wei."

Ye Xunzhi looked up suddenly: "What did you say his name is?"