After the Fake Young Lady Inherited the Funeral Home II

[This is the second part and is not standalone]

Su Yun died inexplicably in her previous life, and only after rebirth did she realize that she was the fake young lady who was swapped at birth to take the fall for the true young lady, Su Yun.

Even with a lucky rebirth, she was just an ordinary person with no luck left. She had no choice but to inherit the dilapidated funeral home that offered a one-stop funeral service from her biological parents' family, to muddle through the rest of her life.

However, in this funeral home, the mortician is a charming ghost who always makes corpses look vividly lifelike; the one who carries corpses is a retired ghost official who instinctively pulls out soul-locking chains; the one who decorates the mourning hall is a ghost bride who always makes funerals look like ghostly weddings...

A group of well-known big shots, yet when something goes wrong with a corpse, they only hide behind the boss!

Boss Su Yun: Deathly smile.jpg

No choice, Su Yun had to put up another notice to recruit an employee who could handle things. As a result, a clumsy Heavenly Master who only knew how to catch ghosts came.

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Job Opening: Hiring funeral home handyman, requirements: adult, self-sufficient, neat appearance, quick at work, brave, knows how to fold paper money and cut burial clothes. Interested parties please contact Boss Su Yun 123xxxxxxxx.

Su Yun looked at Lin Lang's plain and uninteresting resume: "...Alright, you're hired."

At least a Heavenly Master is brave and won't push the boss out to take the blame :)

1v1, Su Yun x Lin Lang. Daily, Buddhist-style, occasionally Taoist-style funeral home director female lead x Silent, obedient, top-tier big shot male lead.

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Pre-order 1~ "I Am the Misfortune Witch"

Synopsis: Yu Monong was disliked by her family from a young age. They seemed to care about her but didn't treat her as family. Externally, no one knew she was the third young lady of the Yu family; instead, they treated her fourth sister as her, and everyone believed the Yu family only had three children.

In her senior year of high school, under immense academic pressure, Yu Monong tried to become the child her family liked to gain comfort. However, she accidentally discovered that everyone in her family, except her, possessed special abilities and identities, and they were searching for a special witch.

To please her family, Yu Monong secretly investigated with her best friend, entering a certain supernatural criminal organization. But unexpectedly, she was the special witch everyone was looking for. However, no one believed her.

Her family said that even if she knew about this, she shouldn't use it to gain their attention. They were already very tired, why couldn't she be obedient and study hard to be an ordinary person?

The person she had a crush on said that if the special witch he had been searching for was Yu Monong, then he would rather believe that the special witch didn't exist in the world at all.

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Later, the organization was uprooted, and Yu Monong was shockingly listed among the criminals. Her second sister slapped Yu Monong in public, and only then did everyone know that the Yu family had a third young lady, who was also immoral and had joined a criminal organization.

Although it was confirmed that Yu Monong was innocent and had worked hard to collect evidence, the Yu family, for the sake of their reputation, still erased Yu Monong's traces and had her memory cleared.

However, Yu Monong woke up from her slumber and found that her memory was unchanged. She still remembered that her coming-of-age ceremony and graduation ceremony were an unending great fire, a humiliation where she lost all dignity, and a secret that could never be spoken.

Yu Monong: "Shh, there's no misfortune witch here. Everyone knows that the misfortune witch is a non-existent, or rather, useless, waste of a witch."

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Pre-order 2~ "I Pick Up Trash in the Eighties to Raise Ghosts [Metaphysics]"

Synopsis: Master told Liu Shenghuai from a young age that she was a solitary star, destined for a short life due to conflicting astrological signs, wouldn't live past thirty, and would be poor her whole life.

Not wanting to be a poor ghost, Liu Shenghuai, in her second year after becoming a master, began to find ways to change her fate. She secretly brought her enormous fortune of two yuan and two mao five (two dollars and twenty-five cents) accumulated over twenty-five years into an archaeological team, attempting to borrow some luck from a thousand-year-old corpse to live longer.

As a result, she encountered an earthquake and was trapped in the main burial chamber. Liu Shenghuai decided, while there, to simply empty the tomb. Just then, the head in the coffin came alive, opening its eyes to watch her rummaging through the clothes on its corpse.

Liu Shenghuai silently met the head's gaze, reached out to cover its eyes, trying to hypnotize it: "You're getting up too fast, no one's rummaging through your coffin, go back to sleep."

Head: "..."

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To survive, Liu Shenghuai grudgingly stole the head. Before leaving, she patted her chest and promised: "Don't worry, I'll take good care of you. Follow Sister Huai! Three meals a day for nine days! Oh no, three meals a day for three days."

Head: "..."

After leaving the tomb, the reality was this—

Liu Shenghuai: "You know, I've never had money since I was little, and I left my mom. I can only pick up trash to make a living like this... No money, only my life. The main thing is companionship!"

Head: "." So I, a head, have to support you, is that it?

Liu Shenghuai: "OvO"

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Simultaneously ongoing novel "Human Role-Playing Guide," completed novels "80s Feng Shui Master," etc.

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Content tags: Rebirth, Sweet Romance, Satisfying Read, Metaphysics, Comedic

Su Yun, Lin Lang

One-sentence introduction: A one-stop funeral service funeral home.

Theme: Truth should not be buried with death.