"I believe everyone has noticed on the way here that many places in Lushan have put up banners announcing the holding of the National Martial Arts Competition!"
Director Xu's voice was filled with passion: "Our 'National Style Youth Tour' will broadcast live the warm-up session of this competition - the Star Invitational Tournament."
"A martial arts showdown between the celebrity guests!"
Director Xu read out the rules of the Star Invitational Tournament.
The audience in the live broadcast room immediately discovered that this game was very interesting!
Few of the celebrity guests on the show know martial arts, but they have to go on anyway!
What everyone will see then is not a battle between strong opponents, but a fight between weaklings!
The showdown between strong opponents is exciting competition, while the fight between weak opponents is full of comedy effects!
[Pfft, I feel like this isn't a celebrity invitational tournament, but rather a martial arts skit appetizer before the big competition!]
【Everyone, please predict who will lose the fastest and most miserably? 】
[The funniest thing is that the winner of the celebrity invitational tournament will be airborne to the finals of the national martial arts competition to compete against other professional players.]
[Isn't this professional player using a dimensionality reduction attack? ]
If the production team has any complaints about the guests, they should just say it directly. There’s no need to be so mean. (Just watch the fun)
This competition used a celebrity invitational tournament to attract guests, and the celebrity guests suddenly became nervous.
Among the nine guests on the show now, except for the handsome guy in ancient costume Li Yaoxing who has a foundation in martial arts, and Mr. Cheng who can practice Tai Chi, everyone else is a rookie with zero level.
Xu Yuewan looked worried: "But we have no basic knowledge now, what can we do?"
She said this, but she was secretly delighted in her heart.
She had already learned in advance that there would be a celebrity invitational competition in the second episode, so she sought tutoring from a martial arts instructor before going on the show.
Director Xu replied, "In order to prevent the star performance from embarrassing our production team, we have specially hired the players who are participating in the National Martial Arts Invitational Tournament to provide guidance for everyone."
He Na breathed a sigh of relief: "That's not bad." If she were asked to fight on stage, she would only slap and pull hair. Although she was strong in fighting, she was somewhat ungentlemanly.
Director Xu smiled frivolously, "The program team has limited funds, so we can only invite five masters for you."
"Now, please complete the tasks and get clue cards about the addresses and preferences of these five masters!"
Another mission?!
Director Xu stepped aside and showed the box behind him containing the task cards: "Let's draw lots!"
The tasks drawn by other people were to help tea farmers pick Yunwu tea, or to be volunteers for ecological protection in scenic areas...which was somewhat eye-opening.
And what Wen Xi got was - to go to the town’s primary school and play with the naughty kids until the supervising teachers were satisfied!
Wen Xi cracked!
Moreover, she and He Na drew the same task, which meant that she had to be a partner with the big sister He Na!
Wen Xi and He Na drew a task, and the barrage was full of comments just to watch the fun!
[Enemies often meet on narrow roads. I still remember that these two started fighting within half an hour of the first episode airing!]
Did Director Xu really not manipulate the task drawing process behind the scenes?
[Sister Na has a bad temper, the naughty kid has a playful personality, and with Wen Xi, who doesn't play by the rules, it's a sure thing! Keep up with Sister Xi's rhythm!]
[Wouldn't this make them a good match on the show?]
The other guests all breathed a sigh of relief.
Lu Shen grabbed Wen Xi's sleeve and said, "Xixi, I deeply sympathize with your situation."
Wen Xi: "Then let's switch?"
Lu Shen refused categorically: "No, my partner is the ancient costume male god Li Yaoxing."
Wen Xi pulled his hand away, looking disgusted: "Go, go, go!"
...
Wen Xi and He Na took the No. 3 bus to Hongri Primary School in the town. Wen Xi and He Na had no communication during the entire journey. The atmosphere was weird and netizens were watching the show.
As soon as we arrived at Hongri Primary School, our teacher Deng Shanshan was already waiting at the door.
She was very young, probably in her early twenties, wearing a light green floral dress and a low ponytail, and looked very quiet.
"Hi!"
"Dear guests, I am the teaching instructor Deng Shanshan."
Deng Shanshan greeted the two artists a little nervously.
He Na was annoyed at the thought of taking care of a naughty child, so she just nodded perfunctorily.
Deng Shanshan had read the entertainment news online and was already afraid of He Na. This time, she became even more introverted. Just as she tensed up, a fair and delicate hand reached out in front of her.
She looked up and saw Wen Xi's face and held her breath.
"Hello, Teacher Deng, I'm Wen Xi."
Wen Xi's tone was like chatting with friends: "How many students are we going to teach this time?"
The word "we" immediately brought the two closer together, and Deng Shanshan relaxed. "There are 65 children, most of them are in the lower grades."
How many? 65?!
The wry smile on Wen Xi's face suddenly froze. Deng Shanshan led them to the playground while talking. Not long after Deng Shanshan finished speaking, a whistle sounded in the distance: "Teacher Deng!!!"
Then came the sound of a group of whistles: "Teacher Deng——"
Wen Xi felt as if his eardrums were attacked by magic in an instant.
However, the next moment, a group of children half the height of a person rushed over like a group of chicks and surrounded them. Wen Xi felt what a noisy crowd was like.
The little friends were just like curious babies, talking about it in a buzzing voice.
"Teacher Deng, I've seen these two people on TV!"
"Wow, I saw that video of the old lady with short hair pulling someone's hair!"
He Na's face turned green in an instant.
"Rain God! Are you the Rain God?!"
"Wow! My idol!"
"Idol, can you please pray for rain and flood our school?!"
Many children who watch short videos know Wen Xi. Wen Xi’s popularity among children is far higher than He Na’s, which also attracts the attention of naughty children.
Many children treated Wen Xi as a turtle in a wishing well and made various requests. The scene was noisier than a vegetable market!
[Help! I'm already feeling scared even through the screen!]
[Don't pull my Xibao's hair, kid! Don't touch it!]
[Xibao, surrender! You are surrounded by an army of naughty kids! ]
[This is hell! Completing the mission is harder than getting on stage.]
[I can’t hit or scold you, what should I do? ]
How about Wen Xi and Sister Na fight each other to scare these naughty kids?
Just when everyone was discussing heatedly, Wen Xi took action!
At this time, the naughty kid closest to her had already painted a colorful world on Wen Xi's white jeans with the watercolor pen in his hand.
Wen Xi's eyes swept over him like a knife, and then he raised his hand.
[Xixi, hold on! Don't do that! We're still recording the show!]
[In this situation, even the best tempered person would still get angry, right?]
[No matter how naughty a child is, you can't hit him! ]
[Sister Xi, Judgment!]
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