"Yeah, okay," Lu Jiayang responded with a chuckle.
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaobao's cell phone rang. It was Lu Jiaming calling.
The little guy quickly pressed the answer button: "Hello? Fourth brother"
"Xiaobao, are the third brother and his brother back?" Lu Jiaming asked.
"I've been back for a long time," Xiaobao said, "Fourth brother, you missed a fight. Big brother unilaterally abused brother Qingyue."
Shen Qingyue didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and rubbed his head hard.
"Oh, so exciting?" Lu Jiaming said with a smile, "I'm going back now. When we get home, tell me what happened in detail. I must participate."
"You little bastard, you're everywhere!" Lu Jiayang scolded with a smile, "There's a sundry shop near my house. When you come back, go in and buy me a beauty sponge, and I won't transfer the money to you."
"What eggs?" Lu Jiaming was stunned. "Eggs?"
"Eat shit!" Lu Jiayang said, "That's a makeup sponge!"
Lu Jiaming said, "Okay, got it."
In fact, Lu Jiayang was not in a hurry to use this thing, but he had forgotten to buy it several times. When he finally remembered it, he thought of asking Lu Jiaming to bring it to him.
But he never expected that this person didn't buy it.
"Nothing for sale? How is that possible?" Lu Jiayang asked in surprise. "I remember that sundry shop had everything. How could it be sold out?"
"I don't know either," Lu Jiaming said. "I went in and asked the waiter if they had any vibrators, but he seemed to be deaf and asked me again, 'What do you want?'"
"I asked her if she had a vibrator. She said no, and then I left."
Everyone: “…………”
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
Except for Xiaobao, everyone present burst into laughter of various kinds at the same time.
"No, what are you laughing at?" Lu Jiaming's eyes widened. "I just didn't buy the jumping... Shit! What's that thing called?"
"Beauty egg," Lin Ze laughed, "Jiaming, you have to go to an adult store to buy that thing."
Lu Zixiao clenched his fist and put it in front of his mouth, suppressing his laughter, and scolded in a low voice: "What are you talking about! Don't teach the child bad things!"
"He's not a kid anymore," Lin Ze said with a smile. "He knows everything, right, Jiaming?"
"Fuck, don't even mention it. I'm so fucking embarrassed!" Lu Jiaming held his forehead. "No wonder everyone in the store looked at me like I was an idiot after I said that."
“It turns out I’m the idiot.”
Everyone burst into laughter again.
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