Chapter 42: Absurd Refrigerator Tour, Absurd Chinese Live Broadcast



Seeing that she was thinking, Jin Chengzhu asked her kindly.

"Does Pig need any preparation? What props are needed? The program team can prepare anything!"

Jung Hyung Don: "Why don't we remove the tables and build a stage for the pigs on the spot kkk! Program team, it's been so many years, it's time for us to change. From today on, we are a singing program!"

The camera was turned to the director team next to them, and the assistant director smiled and nodded.

"Tear it down, tear it down!"

Jin Chengzhu: "Ah! It seems that our assistant director has been patient for a long time! I told you, this studio needs to be redecorated!"

The chefs immediately became enthusiastic and Jin Feng stood up immediately: "Since we are going to redecorate everything, let's change seats. Mikael across from me is too handsome and I don't want to face him."

Li Lianfu: "Jinfeng, be bold. Singing shows don't need chairs. Use a steam room instead. A steam room studio! It's a complete enjoyment!"

Everyone burst into laughter instantly, and the studio was completely turned into a scorched earth!

Under everyone's jokes, Shen Jiezhu really relaxed and was able to fit in and play together, so when Jin Chengzhu asked her to sing again, she did not refuse, but stood up instead.

She definitely can't sing "The Phantom of the Opera" or something like that.

But Chinese folk songs are still possible!

At this moment, she was extremely grateful to her master, thanking him for always taking her to howl at the mountain ghosts.

"If you want to sing a part live, then I'll sing a Chinese folk song."

Jung Hyung Don: "Ah! Folk songs, folk songs. I learned about them when I was doing the show before. Are you going to sing northern folk songs or southern folk songs?"

"The one in the north is called "Chi Le Ge". It is a folk song from the Northern and Southern Dynasties in ancient China and has been passed down to the present day."

Jin Chengzhu: "Northern and Southern Dynasties? How many years ago was the Northern and Southern Dynasties?"

"More than 1,500 years kkk"

Kim Seung-joo: "Wow! Over a thousand years! That's a very precious song! Then, let's enjoy the folk song of Pig Pig together and applaud!"

Amid the applause, Shen Jiezhu silently took the wheat off her collar and held it a little further away.

Jung Hyung-don whispered: "Wow, it looks very professional..."

The next second, a long, high-pitched voice echoed throughout the studio.

"Chi Le Chuan, at the foot of Yin Mountain. The sky is like a dome, covering the fields. The sky is lush, the fields are vast, the wind blows the grass low and you can see cattle and sheep."

After just two short lines of singing, the studio erupted in warm applause.

When it was later broadcast, the post-production staff thoughtfully photoshopped the scene onto a grassland. A group of people were sitting on the grass listening to Shen Jiezhu singing. The scene was funny and harmonious.

"Wow! It felt like my skull was opened just now!"

"No wonder they had to move McAfee further away, hahaha, it turns out they were protecting the radio equipment, hahaha!"

"Your level is really high! Pigsy! Great!"

Everyone praised her, and Jung Hyung-don considered that she might be scolded by netizens for only singing a Chinese folk song, so he asked her again.

"Are there any Korean songs? We, the audience, would also like to hear you sing Korean songs kkk."

Shen Jiezhu immediately understood his reminder and gave him a grateful look.

She thought for a few seconds and said, "Well, there is an old song that is well-known to everyone. Everyone knows it. I won't tell you the name, but everyone will know it once I sing it!"

Jung Hyung Don: "Oh? A household name? Well, please sing it."

Because this song did not require such a loud voice, Shen Jiezhu moved the microphone closer and deliberately slowed down the tempo to sing: "If the beloved wants to come, when will she come back? If the beloved wants to leave, when will she leave..."

Kim Seung-joo: "Oh! 'Huhuhu'!! Ah! It's 'Huhuhu'!"

When everyone heard this melody, they immediately remembered that this was the theme song of the TV series "Dae Jang Geum", a song that was popular all over the country ten years ago.

The reason why Shen Jiezhu sang this is because it is the only Korean song she can sing fluently at present.

The era is long enough, the melody is classic, and most importantly, "Dae Jang Geum" finally became a doctor, and the medicinal materials are also food ingredients, rounding it off...

"Dae Jang Geum" is a perfect match for this show!

Shen Jiezhu sat back in her seat, the stone in her heart finally put down. This hurdle was over. She quickly opened the refrigerator, because if it happened again she really couldn't stand it!

God heard her prayers, and the host stopped cueing her to perform her talent show, and it was finally time for her to open the refrigerator.

In order to keep the suspense for later, the host first opened Shin Hye Sun's refrigerator.

She is a master of storage and organization. Her refrigerator is filled with very light food. Among them, the most distinctive are the various sauces, from salad dressing to cooking sauce, tomato sauce and teppanyaki sauce.

There are some quick semi-finished soups on the lower shelf of the refrigerator, as well as a lot of green vegetables, all of which are very fresh.

The stuff in the refrigerator is pretty standard.

When Shen Jiezhu saw the things in her refrigerator, she felt a little unwell.

The things in her refrigerator seem to be a little different from O'Neal's...

After Shin Hye Sun finished showing all of her things, the host suddenly realized that they couldn't put the refrigerator back together. In the end, Shin Hye Sun had to rearrange her phone herself before closing the refrigerator door.

The highlight of this program is mainly Shen Jiezhu's refrigerator.

Originally, those who appeared on this program were usually very experienced idols or actors. As one of the most powerful programs in the country, this program is equivalent to a touchstone for idols.

As an internet celebrity who only participated in a dating variety show, Shen Jiezhu was not qualified to be on the show, but netizens were so enthusiastic that they pushed her out from the crowd of idols and voted her first.

That's why she got this opportunity.

Because everyone wants to know what's in the metaphysical person's refrigerator, the program team reserved a long time for her refrigerator.

They were originally worried that Shen Jiezhu's refrigerator was too small to say so much.

They didn't know until the real refrigerator was delivered to the site.

They are too small-minded...

It’s really small.

In the studio, the two hosts looked at the huge refrigerator in front of them and fell into deep thought.

Jin Chengzhu: "Ah! Is this how a metaphysician displays his wealth? I've been doing this show for so long, and this is the first time I've seen someone use such a big refrigerator!"

Jung Hyung-don raised his hand and gestured, then pointed to Kim Seung-joo on the other side of the refrigerator: "This is the first time since I started the show that I feel like my brother is so far away from me."

Jin Feng: “Hahaha, the two of you standing on both sides really look like doormen kkk, as if you’re going to open the door and bow in the next second!”

This sentence was mentioned again later in the show, and when it was broadcast, the two of them were really given welcome uniforms, which were captured by netizens and widely circulated as emoticons.

Jung Hyung Don: "That's great, it should be able to fit an elephant in there! I heard that you live alone, Pig, do you really use this fridge alone? Don't your neighbors come over to use it together?"

"Hahahaha! Ah! Public refrigerator kkk!"

"We are pigs! Find a boyfriend to share the fridge with you. If you fill up this big fridge, you won't have to go out for two months!"

The atmosphere on site was particularly good. The two hosts were experienced and had strong control over the situation.

After everyone had a good laugh, they put on their gloves and prepared to open the refrigerator.

After opening the door of the cold storage room, the scene fell into an eerie silence.

Shen Jiezhu lowered her head and covered her mouth with her hands while laughing.

She had expected this reaction, and now most of the things in the refrigerator were placed there by the original owner's habit; she had just added a few items.

This makes the things in the refrigerator appear very incredible.

Of course, they are still very neatly arranged.

Jin Chengzhu watched for a long time, and finally remembered that this was a TV program: "Dear chefs, I am really worried about your ingredients this time..."

He leaned aside and showed the entire contents of the refrigerator to the chefs.

"Ahhhh! What is this?"

"Is that cinnabar? The one in the upper right corner."

"Those are facial masks, right? Skin care products?"

Everyone gathered around to watch, as if they were visiting monkeys in a zoo. Even Shin Hye-sun couldn't help but come forward to take a look. All kinds of noises echoed in the studio.

After a while of noise, the host finally remembered to control the situation. He quickly asked everyone to return to their seats and began to show the contents of the refrigerator.

Jung Hyung-don: "It can be seen that our pigs are also very good at organizing. The cold storage room is roughly divided into four sections. Let us introduce them to you one by one!"

Jin Chengzhu: "The upper left corner is the skin care products section, right? But this small door, did you modify it, Zhuzhu?"

Shen Jiezhu explained with a smile.

"No, this is a built-in beauty refrigerator. It's an independent space that can keep the ingredients of skin care products fresh, but the smell will not affect other things."

"Inside, we can see that there are many facial masks and creams. This is lipstick, and there is also some lotion."

The camera zoomed in and gave a close-up of the thing in the host's hand.

"We went to see Zhu Zhu Fa's story and it seemed like you often recommend makeup products to everyone, but rarely recommend skin care products. Why is that?"

Shen Jiezhu started talking nonsense in front of the camera.

"Everyone's skin condition is different. I recommend cosmetics to everyone in the hope that everyone can become more beautiful. But skin care products are very risky and may have adverse reactions, so I still hope that everyone can use skin care products that are suitable for their skin type."

She spoke very fluently without any lag.

Quite convincing.

Everyone laughed at the same time.

It's really rare for a beauty influencer to make money without relying on fans.

On the other hand, Jung Hyung-don found something interesting again.

"Oh? The masks are all from the same brand. Do you like this one?"

Shen Jiezhu shook her head very honestly: "Because this is the brand I will be endorsing soon, hahaha! The brand sent a lot to me, and I am using it now!"

Upon hearing that it was an endorsement, Jung Hyung-don immediately joked: "This way I can put a huge mosaic later on, and it will take my hands off as well, hahaha!"

Shen Jiezhu immediately said: "You can ask the brand for advertising fees! The brand is very generous, and that business sister is really very gentle!"

"Did Zhuzhu accept this endorsement because of that gentle elder brother?"

"Hmm..." This seems like a trap.

Sister Shen paused and said, "It's mainly because the products are good."

"Wow, what a quick response! The president of that brand can trust us, Zhuzhu, she really likes the product! Please give her some more endorsement fees~"

kkkk

Shen Jiezhu lay on the table and laughed. Shi Xun was right, the two hosts were really good!

Jin Chengzhu: "After the skincare section, it's... the metaphysics section? I think it's correct to use this term, because there are talisman paper, special brushes, cinnabar, ink, small copper coins, etc...."

Although he said this, he did not take out these things to show them. It was obvious that he was a little scared.

The chefs burst into laughter.

Accompanied by cheers for him to take it.

"Please pick it up and have a look! I can't see it!"

"Our brother is really scared, hahaha!"

"Pig, can I touch these things?" He looked at Shen Jiezhu.

After getting an affirmative answer from Shen Jiezhu, she finally took a deep breath and took out the brush that was in the front row.

The brush head is very soft and feels very comfortable.

"It looks like it's new. Did you buy it?"

Shen Jiezhu: “It’s the one I use most often. I clean it after every use, so it looks brand new!”

Jin Chengzhu put the brush back carefully, with an expression of even piety.

However, Jung Hyung-don discovered something at this moment. He moved the things in front of him with his hands and took out the two small brown gourds at the innermost part.

I also gave one to Jin Chengzhu.

Jung Hyung-don: "Everyone, this really looks like a gourd for drinking. In Chinese martial arts movies, the powerful heroes all use gourds like this to drink. I also bought one when I went to China. Wow, it's really cool!"

Jin Chengzhu took a look at the gourd. It was very ordinary, without even any patterns on it. It looked just like an ordinary vine.

So he looked at Shen Jiezhu.

I asked: "Is this in the wrong place? What does the pig use this for? Oil or something else..."

"To pretend to be a ghost."

!!!

Jin Chengzhu froze in place, not daring to move.

But Jung Hyung-don didn't care about that and was so scared that he loosened his grip and threw the gourd out.

Boom.

The gourd is of very good quality and it does not break even if it falls to the ground.

But the top stopper was open.

The lights on the top of the studio suddenly flashed, and everyone screamed in fright.

"Ahhhhhhh! The ghost is coming out!"

Shen Jiezhu stood up from her seat instantly and kicked the gourd off the ground.

The gourd drew a beautiful curve in the air, and finally landed steadily on the open space beside it, standing upside down.

Under everyone's horrified gaze, she picked up the cork on the ground, picked up the gourd and corked it, turned around, looked at the chefs huddled in a distant corner, and bowed very sincerely to apologize.

"I'm so sorry for scaring you all! Don't be afraid, he's a very good ghost and he won't hurt you at all!"

Jin Chengzhu was still frozen in place, holding the gourd in both hands, wanting to throw it away, but not daring to.

In the end, Shen Jiezhu walked over and took the gourd from his hand.

"ah!"

Only at this moment did Jin Chengzhu dare to shout out.

The two hosts took a step back at the same time, away from the refrigerator.

"Why did you put them in the freezer, pig?"

"Oh, that's it." Shen Jiezhu began to explain standing in front of the refrigerator.

She first shook the gourd in her left hand, and then said: "Because the temperature is still a bit high recently, he feels very hot, so he asked me to put him in the refrigerator to avoid the heat."

"Mo? Escape the heat? Can ghosts get hot?"

"Oh my god, why would I come to record this show? I want to leave! Let me go!"

Everyone present said that their worldview had been impacted.

It was the first time they heard that ghosts would feel hot. In fact, Shen Jiezhu was not lying. The ghost really came here by himself to escape the heat.

Jung Hyung Don: “What about the other one?”

this……

Shen Jiezhu hesitated for a moment: "This reason may sound ridiculous, but it is true. The first one said that he would be lonely as a ghost, so I found a companion for him."

"Oh, I'm crazy, I want to go find my mom!"

"If I tell this to others, even a vegetative person might not believe it, right?"

"I know this! I've heard these things from a master of metaphysics, and they're true!"

"Hiss... Metaphysics is really metaphysics! It really requires devotion to learn!"

"Hahahahaha! This must be the first time that even the host can't control the situation!"

"Look, even the host is leaving kkk!"

Shen Jiezhu put the gourd back into the innermost part of the refrigerator, and then took out a peach wood sign.

"Because many netizens have asked me what to use to pretend to be a ghost, here is a good opportunity to explain it all."

She very considerately turned the mahogany card in her hand so that everyone could see it more clearly.

"This mahogany sign can also be used to pretend to be a ghost, but the place is a bit small and crowded, so no one wants to come in. In most cases, we still use gourds, yes, that's it."

Shen Jiezhu explained it so seriously that the chefs below were almost laughing crazy.

Today's events made them feel bizarre, scary and funny.

Before they met Shen Jiezhu, they thought she was just like in the videos, strong, powerful, and domineering.

It was not until I met her now that I realized that she is a very lively person who is willing to show off her talents. She sings in a unique way and is very polite.

Most importantly, she can be seriously funny sometimes, perhaps without even realizing it.

For example, it's very funny that she is standing there now, saying seriously that the Taomupai place is small and crowded.

Jin Feng: "I don't understand. You're already a ghost, why are you still so picky?"

When talking about this, Shen Jiezhu couldn't help but complain, her brows furrowed. It can be seen how much of a headache this matter is.

"Wow, some ghosts are really picky! This gourd won't work, and that gourd won't work either. It's very difficult!"

Everyone looked at her aggrieved look and actually thought she was cute.

The fear in my heart became less and less, and I began to become interested in these things.

Someone asked her.

"So what do you usually do when you encounter a picky ghost, pig?"

Shen Jiezhu pursed her lips and said angrily: "When encountering this kind of situation, I usually tell him to...get out!"

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So cute and interesting!

Everyone started banging their heads on the table like crazy, and the entire studio was like a large-scale regression to human nature!

Shin Hye Sun laughed and fell on the chair: "Ah, it's so fun!"

Jin Feng: "We pigs need to be tougher and not act as their babysitters!"

Shen Jiezhu turned around and put the mahogany tablet back, picked up the box beside her, shook it, and heard a crisp sound from inside: "This contains the gifts I prepared for everyone."

He opened the box and handed it to the host.

Jin Chengzhu weighed it and said, "It's still quite substantial. Can you tell me what it is, Zhuzhu?"

He liked Shen Jiezhu very much, so he was willing to give her more shots and let everyone know what her gift was.

"It's a small piece of jade. I collected it from different places. You can put it at home, somewhere high, and then you can hmm!"

"Um what is it hahaha?"

Shen Jiezhu looked at the camera with a slightly frightened look on her face.

"You can't talk about this on the show, right?"

"Ah... my pig, I've already said so much, is this one more thing missing? Just say it, if the director's team doesn't allow you to say it, just let out your ghost!"

"Then your luck will improve hahaha!"

The host distributed the gifts to everyone, and after receiving them, everyone expressed their gratitude to Shen Jiezhu.

"It's really thin, like a rose petal."

"It feels so comfortable to touch, it must be very good jade, thank you, piggy!"

Everyone happily put away the gifts and are already planning to add contact information after the recording is finished.

Girls who have a good background, ability, and money, but are not arrogant, are really easy to get close to.

Regardless of whose daughter she is, her identity as a metaphysician alone is extremely precious.

Originally there were only two owners of the Wizarding Pavilion, but a new position of Chairman was added specifically for her, which shows how capable she is.

As chefs, they don’t have many opportunities to meet Shen Jiezhu. It’s really a blessing that they can record a show together today!

Finally, the host did not forget to ask questions to Chef Li Lianfu, who was the oldest and most experienced chef present.

"What do you think of our chef Li Lianfu? Do you like this refrigerator?"

All eyes were on him.

Shen Jiezhu also looked over with expectation.

"…I like the appearance of this refrigerator, and the ingredients inside are like a dream!"

Hahahaha!

The thrilling metaphysical area finally passed, and the two hosts visibly relaxed and began to continue their introductions.

Next is the prepared food area and snack area, all of which are foods that can be eaten immediately and come from all over the world. It is a complete collection of luxury foods.

Shen Jiezhu warmly invited everyone to taste the delicious food together without any stinginess.

emmaus caviar.

A chocolate bar wrapped in gold.

White truffle.

Elephant shit coffee.

There is nothing you can’t imagine.

Everyone was amazed and surprised at Sister Shen Zhu's huge assets. It turned out that the wealth of rich people is not only reflected in luxury cars, but also in refrigerators.

Shen Jiezhu had no idea about these things.

When the chefs on site announced their prices one by one, she couldn't help but sigh.

The original owner was really rich.

If you are so rich, why would you choose to be a shark yourself?

She doesn't understand.

At the end of the refrigerated area is the freezing area.

So far, there have been no fresh vegetables or usable ingredients in Shen Jiezhu's refrigerator. When the host opened the door of the freezer area, he finally saw normal ingredients.

Only then did I sigh with relief.

"The ingredients have finally appeared, everyone. I just thought there would be no more ingredients by the end of this episode! It seems that our competition can go on again!"

The items in the frozen section are relatively simple, consisting of beef, fish, shrimp and other foods. Most of them are meaty and there are not many vegetarian dishes.

As a result, a situation that had never happened before emerged in "Please Take Care of My Refrigerator".

One team of chefs needs to borrow ingredients from another team of chefs before they can continue to prepare the dish.

Shin Hye-sun and unnie's group put forward a condition that they had to do the standard horse stance for two minutes, and various screams rang out in the studio.

However, just after the horse stance exercise was over, that group found out that they only had vegetables but no meat. Now, the same condition happened to them again.

After all this operation, all the chefs couldn't walk properly and they were staggering when they went to get the ingredients.

The host sat in his seat and watched the quarrel between the two parties, while at the same time chatting with the two guests.

"Today is really a big event! Now everyone will remember you two forever kkk!"

"I feel that Li Lianfu is in great shape. He did the horse stance for two minutes and his legs didn't shake at all."

"Chef Li Lianfu has a son in his old age. He is very happy recently. He even won the last leg strength competition. Maybe this is the power of family?"

Amidst laughter and joy, the recording of this episode ended successfully. After the camera was turned off, Shen Jiezhu thanked all the chefs and hosts and added their contact information.

Before leaving, I also looked at the horoscope of Chef Li Lianfu's child.

A very good life of wealth and honor, able to become an official.

Chef Li Lianfu was very happy after hearing this, and even gave Shen Jiezhu a jar of wild chrysanthemums that he had personally selected.

When Shen Jiezhu and Shin Hye Sun walked out of the TV station, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening. Xiaomi and her agent were already waiting at the door.

The two chatted casually for a few words, then said goodbye to each other and made an appointment to meet next time.

On the way home, Shen Jiezhu took a photo of the chrysanthemum tea and a picture of a thumbs-up and posted them on Instagram and Weibo.

There was a post about Shuidichu on the Weibo homepage. She clicked on it and saw that it was about a sick child.

Without hesitation, he transferred some money.

Now, she received a private message.

[Pig, when will you start live streaming? I miss you so much! 】

After thinking for a while, Shen Jiezhu clicked on the Weibo live broadcast.

Many fans have set her as a special follower, so they will receive reminders whenever she starts a live broadcast.

In just two minutes, more than 10,000 people flooded into the live broadcast room.

[Pig! You really started a live broadcast. I love you, I love you, I love you! ]

[Why is Zhuzhu still in the car? Didn’t the live broadcast end a long time ago? Did he just participate in a show? Is there a new variety show to watch? ]

[Sleeping in late actually brought me a surprise hahaha! 】

[Oh my god! It's so pretty! Even though the light is dim, it's really pretty! Please act in a costume drama, sis! Please!!]

[A pig singing a song written in blood!! "The Phantom of the Opera" is my favorite! Really!!!]

[Ahhhhh! Pig! I watched that video. Your metaphysics is amazing! Can you catch ghosts?]

After she said this, her screen went black instantly.

There are a few big words in the middle of the screen:

[Your live broadcast room has violated the rules. The reason is: spreading feudal superstition. For details, please refer to the "Weibo Community Convention"]

Shen Jiezhu: ...


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