Chapter 14 Jiang Mo's brain seems to be made of large intestine
On the way back, everyone walked faster, wanting to tell them about the mushrooms as soon as possible.
But it was still too late.
Meng Han ran home panting and saw Gu Jingshan and Jiang Mo fighting over the mushrooms roasted by Jiang Bao.
During the scramble, Gu Jingshan bit into the mushroom skewer.
Jiang Bao was still giggling beside him.
Meng Han: “…”
It's so funny. This is the first time I see people rushing to report to the King of Hell.
While Gu Jingshan was still enjoying the joy of defeating his opponent, Meng Han took a step forward and walked in front of him.
"Don't move, I'll dig it out for you!"
Gu Jingshan was startled. Before he could react, Meng Han twisted his head and put his hand into his mouth.
"Meng Han, what are you doing? Are you worried that the evidence of your murder isn't clear enough with this 360-degree footage?"
Meng Han didn't care about all that. He used a lot of strength to pry open Gu Jingshan's head and put his penis in without caring about anything else.
Jiang Mo and Jiang Bao were both stunned and took a few steps back.
When I was watching the variety show, I didn’t realize that Meng Han and Gu Jingshan had any grudge against each other.
It was like he complained about Gu Jingshan one day, but was quickly stopped by Jiang Ze.
It looks like he has killed someone, the grudge shouldn't be that deep.
"vomit……"
Gu Jingshan was frightened, and Meng Han cracked his head so hard that he vomited immediately.
Meng Han kept patting his back.
"Hey, Mr. Gu, I'm saving you, how could you be so careless?"
The force of the pats on his back became stronger and stronger, and Gu Jingshan felt like his lungs and stomach were about to vomit.
"you……"
Just as he was about to speak, another hand stretched out from his mouth and stuffed a green object into Gu Jingshan's mouth. It looked like a real grass leaf that had been poked into pieces.
Jiang Sui stuffed the food into Gu Jingshan’s mouth, then covered Gu Jingshan’s mouth and shook it up and down.
Under such pressure, Gu Jingshan was afraid of choking to death, so he could only swallow the food slowly.
The two people holding him stepped back.
As the strength in his body was released, Gu Jingshan coughed madly and bent over to vomit.
I don’t know what was stuffed in my mouth, but a very unpleasant smell of bitter melon water spread everywhere.
He retched for a long time before he recovered.
Gu Jingshan glared at Meng Han and Jiang Sui.
"What are you doing? What did you feed me? Are you trying to silence me or seek revenge? Are you trying to choke me to death or poison me?"
He cursed and the more he cursed, the more dizzy he became and the more blurry his eyes became.
Gu Jingshan shook his head.
"You...what are you doing..." He shook his head again, "Elves? Where did the elves come from? What is this, glowing water!"
Gu Jingshan picked it up and drank a few sips, then started screaming and squatted down to pick up some weeds to eat.
Jiang Sui calmly checked the mushrooms that Jiang Bao had picked, and then looked at what Gu Jingshan had just vomited out.
[Jiang Bao is quite illiterate. After all, he bought his university degree. It is normal for him not to understand.]
[I really thought he was a top student who had just come back from a golden age, but he didn't even pass the high school entrance exam. Tsk tsk, as long as Gu the licker can survive]
Everyone eating melons: "!!!"
What? Is this true?
Bought it?
I heard that many people in the entertainment industry, in order to have a good reputation, will spend all kinds of money to gild themselves if they can't pass the junior high school entrance examination or the college entrance examination.
For example, find a good teacher to teach you, and you will be this person's apprentice.
Or you can go abroad and spend money to be an exchange student at an unknown university.
The audience doesn’t understand this university. Maybe it’s a branch of a certain school, or a third-rate university disguised as a prestigious university.
Fans will think that it is a very good university, but in fact, it would be despised in China.
Jiang Bao usually said in interviews that he was studying at a university abroad, and his fans thought he was a top student.
It turns out that he is even worse than Jiang Ze.
At least Jiang Ze managed to get into college on his own.
It turns out that everything in this world depends on its peers to set it off.
Jiang Bao's eyes turned red and he carefully pinched the corner of Jiang Mo's clothes.
Jiang Sui rolled his eyes.
[I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I didn't know the mushrooms were poisonous. I thought they were edible. I just wanted to help everyone.]
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I didn't know the mushrooms were poisonous. I thought they were edible. I just wanted to help everyone."
After saying this, Jiang Bao was stunned again, and even almost couldn't catch the sound of the clip.
She changed her tone somewhat unnaturally, "I...I know I was wrong, Second Brother."
I've heard these few sentences over and over again, hundreds of times, and they're so familiar to me.
Only Jiang Mo would believe this. Coming from the same stomach, Jiang Mo's head seems to be made up of large intestines, filled with shit.
[Maybe I just inherited my mother's brain]
Guest: Wow, that’s exciting.
So, Jiang Mo and Jiang Sui have the same father and mother, but Jiang Bao was brought into the family by his stepmother.
I heard that Jiang Sui has a younger brother, who must be the son of his stepmother and biological father.
It's time to eat family melons.
But Fu Sheng knew all these things. He had lived with his mother since he was a child, so naturally he had contact with the Jiang family.
"Are we just going to wait for Gu Jingshan to go crazy?" Meng Han interrupted everyone and asked.
This toxin is really strong. He has vomited half of it out, but he is still so crazy.
Jiang Sui sorted out his dishes and said, "Don't worry about him. The herbal juice just now can clear away heat and detoxify. Gu Jingshan will be back to normal in an hour. It's not a big problem."
Gu Jingshan had gone so crazy that he started chewing tree bark.
"Gu Yingdi, don't do this, this is tree bark!"
Xie Peng and Jiang Ze each held one of Gu Jingshan's hands and pulled Gu Jingshan back.
But Gu Jingshan was so crazy that he thought the tree was a chicken leg and wanted to chew it.
"Hahaha, big chicken drumstick, my big chicken drumstick, don't try to snatch it from me! Let go! Let go!"
There is chaos over there, but in the cooking area, the years are peaceful.
Yang Musheng was making a fire. He didn't dare to show up at all recently. He hoped that after half a month, he could slip away quickly.
You are absolutely not allowed to talk to Jiang Sui, not even look at him.
If others knew who his financial backer was, they would have something to talk about.
An An was quietly cooking with Meng Han.
Jiang Sui, who looks like a master, is watching TV series with his legs crossed.
The tablet was brought by Fu Sheng.
I don’t know what method this capitalist used to bribe the program team.
I actually added a tablet to the three things.
Then Fu Sheng gave it to Jiang Sui as a bribe.
He knew what Jiang Sui liked.
With this tablet, he can be assured of having enough food and clothing for the next half month.
During the meal, Gu Jingshan finally returned to normal. He acted as if nothing had happened, with a gloomy face, and stayed away from Jiang Bao and Jiang Mo.
Now in his eyes, the plague god is not Jiang Sui, but Jiang Bao and Jiang Mo.
As soon as they arrived, he ate the wrong mushrooms.
Gu Jingshan has never been so embarrassed!
Since participating in this variety show, the online perception of him has gradually become closer to real life.
[Hahahaha, I understand why this variety show became the most watched as soon as it aired]
[Everyone really didn't treat us as outsiders]
[Sister Sui, you are the best! The Chinese doctor gave me thumbs up after seeing this. That is indeed how it is used.]
[Trending headline: A survival show where hungry guests start gnawing on tree bark]
[Precise, to the point]
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