Chapter 174: Big Red Pants
[Hahahaha, this is so funny, I wonder who dares not listen to Sister Sui]
[Gu Jingshan: Sister Sui, whatever you say is what I will say]
[Really? Can you guys give me something useful? I actually gave me a bag of seaweed.]
I sent beef!
[I sent my family’s specialties over, hoping Sister Sui could help advertise it.]
Jiang Sui walked around and picked out a few express parcels accurately.
The other guests were like opening a blind box, and all the things sent inside were weird.
[Don't open it, I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed]
Che Ji paused, he felt that his package was very big and there must be good stuff inside.
The voice just now came from Jiang Sui, so this must be very feasible.
Che Ji slowly put down the things in his hand and prepared to go somewhere else to open the blind box.
"Why don't you open it yet? It must be something good if it's this big."
Zheng Cun was full of anticipation, so he picked up a knife and opened half of it.
"Don't……"
Before he could finish, the contents were taken out.
Because there were so many things, it almost expanded suddenly.
Che Ji went further away, leaving Zheng Cun there embarrassed.
Zheng Cun stood there in a daze, his whole body covered with a pile of bright red shorts.
The guests were all stunned and looked towards Zheng Cun, who was still in a daze.
[Hahahaha, who on earth sent the inflatable red shorts?]
[Zheng Cunde was thankful that this thing had lost a lot of air at high altitude. Otherwise, if he opened it now, the big red shorts would float up to his head.]
[Is this the guest's zodiac year? So thoughtful! Why didn't they send a whole set?]
[This left a lifelong shadow on the college students who were paid only 10,000 yuan.]
[Isn’t 10,000 yuan a lot? It’s definitely a lot! Of course, if it weren’t a survival show.]
[Please beg the director to give Zheng Cun some more money, the child is almost scared to death]
Zheng Cun paused for several minutes, his whole body covered in red.
“Ahhhhhhh…”
With a scream, Zheng Cun disappeared from the spot.
[It’s not too embarrassing, I’ll just consider it as my zodiac year coming early]
【Anyway, audiences all over the country have seen it】
Upon hearing the national audience, Zheng Cun ran faster and his voice became louder.
Fu Luo was standing aside, laughing non-stop.
Fortunately, every time she drove a courier, she would go towards Jiang Sui.
From now on, Jiang Sui will be her only sister.
"Sister Sui, let me be next to you."
Not long after Fu Luo walked to Jiang Sui's side, Che Ji arrived.
"Sister Sui, let me help you open it. There is a small one here."
Several people surrounded Jiang Sui, and Jiang Sui was almost squeezed out.
Jiang Sui looked at the few people expressionlessly.
[Does my shit smell better?]
[Okay, okay, I'll leave first, you guys go ahead and fight.]
Jiang Sui took a few steps back, a few meters away from these people, and continued to pick up the express deliveries.
The guests competing: "..."
After robbing for a long time, the most important person left.
They coughed a few times to each other to ease Aga's embarrassment, and then took the express delivery and moved away.
"It's just a prank, let's drive slowly."
Che Ji looked like he was going to die, and when he thought of the scene where Zheng Cun was hung with red underpants, he still felt scared.
If I hadn't listened to Jiang Sui at that time, I would have been the one wearing the big red shorts.
Che Ji chose a heavier object and opened it with a few cuts of the knife.
"This is so heavy, it must be something good."
【earth】
Che Ji: “???”
Who is Sister Sui calling unsophisticated? Are you calling him unsophisticated?
Looking at myself, I think I am still dressed quite fashionably. Is Sister Sui's taste a little too high?
Afraid that he would encounter the same situation as Zheng Cun, Che Ji took a stick, picked up the box left and right, and opened it.
Nothing popped out, it looked like it should be normal.
Che Ji breathed a sigh of relief and stood over there.
"Earth? Huh?"
Everyone gathered around, and inside the box was bags of soil.
"Are there earthworms or something in there? The audience may think that they can use earthworms to fish here?" said Gu Jingshan.
【cut】
Guests: “???”
What does Jiang Sui's "cut" mean? Is there really something inside?
Several people gathered around the pile of dirt, including the photographer.
Che Ji poked inside with a stick, and it seemed like there was nothing there, just ordinary soil.
Gu Jingshan touched his chin in confusion, "Is there some chemical substance?"
【stupid*】
Guests: “???”
It seems that there should be no chemical substances in it, so what is this pile of soil used for?
Jiang Sui walked around and stood in an empty seat. He took out a piece of mail from the side and threw it in front of everyone.
After Jiang Sui left, everyone was still circling around the pile of dirt.
Fu Luo picked up the note and read it out sentence by sentence.
"Hello everyone, I'm a netizen from Jinghai City. I'm worried you might be homesick, so I've sent you ten kilograms of soil. I hope you... like it."
Fu Luo raised his head and looked at everyone with a speechless expression on his face.
Guests and photographers: “…” What a waste of time.
[Mine! Mine! Hehe, not bad, isn’t it? Are you touched?]
['Touched', brother, you'd better close the door at night, I'm afraid you will be assassinated by the guests]
[This is nothing, I sent the air!]
[This generation of netizens is really 6]
Che Ji thought that heavy things might be boring, so he chose the lightest one.
"This is too light, why does it need such a big box?"
[This is the most common thing in the world.]
Che Ji didn't understand, so he shook it, but there was still no sound from inside.
Considering that the last time Tu was released, not everyone had high expectations. This time when Cheji opened the blind box, everyone just watched from afar.
As for why I don’t open it myself, it’s because I’m afraid of encountering the swollen big red pants.
He made a quick cut, and the explosion inside scared Che Ji.
Che Ji quickly dodged, "Inside! There's a bomb inside, I need to call the police!"
Everyone was also startled and walked away, hiding from the thing, fearing that it would suddenly explode.
Don't waste police resources.
Jiang Sui walked over, violently opened it, and poured out the contents.
A bunch of air in a plastic bag...
"Huh? You can send this?"
Jiang Sui spread his hands and said, "If you poop in, it can be sent back, but the premise is that your poop is healthy."
Guests: “…”
Netizen: “…”
[New idea, I’ll send it to you next time I shit.]
[66666]
[Sending air, I'd like to ask how much it cost you. I want to send some air from China to my girlfriend who is abroad.]
[It didn't cost much, but the courier station thought I was crazy and only charged for packaging and mileage.]
[What else is there that Jiang Sui doesn’t know?]
[Reborn to Dominate the World]
[Rebirth: Although I am Black on the Internet, I Can Predict]
[Hahahaha, I'm suddenly looking forward to Season 4. What should I do? I can't even get enough directors for this season, let alone Season 4.]
[It’s okay, give me 10,000 yuan and let me go!]
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