Chapter 25 Why is it so difficult to poop? Do I need a suppository or Ma Yinglong?
Tang Tianyi's face fell instantly.
"Could you please stop dating your girlfriend so often? I've saved you from so much trouble!"
Ke Yi chuckled, "Who's like you in the honeymoon phase, old nun?"
After being a couple for several years, Ke Yi felt that Tang Tianyi seemed to have a cold personality.
Forget about being interested in him. I haven't seen any man around Tang Tianyi in all these years. Do you really think that you are an immortal who is heartless and has no love?
Tang Tianyi rolled her eyes at Ke Yi and said, "Who's like you? Falling in love with every girl you meet? Next time, if you find a girlfriend who's too short and get caught going out, are you going to say you're going to have your bones broken?"
Ke Yi stood up and straightened out the wrinkles on his body.
"Don't worry, I like your figure."
His eyes drifted to Tang Tianyi.
He has such a great figure, a pretty face, and is very popular, but why can't I be interested in him?
They are all people in the circle, and beauty is secondary, but their figure is really good and they are very popular.
If he touched her more during business hours, Tang Tianyi would scold him offline.
It's a pity that he has no vision.
Tang Tianyi crossed her arms and didn't bother to deal with people like Ke Yi.
When her drama is aired, who would want to pair up with such a person? He is a promiscuous man. It would be disgusting if he touched her more than once.
"Okay, you can go out now."
Ke Yi snorted. What's so noble about that? It's just for the popularity that they've been paired up for so many years.
The two people who were listening to the gossip at the door, when they heard that they were going to come out, quickly ran back to the yard and did their own things.
Ke Yi was shocked when he came out.
Meng Han and Jiang Ze were fighting in the yard, and their fighting was so messy that it was impossible to tell what they were doing.
"You guys are working out? At night?"
Meng Han turned around, as if they had met by chance.
"You should also come out to exercise. The air in this village is so good, quiet, leisurely, and fresh..."
Meng Han almost passed out when he suddenly smelled the scent on Jiang Ze.
After fumigating the dry toilet for an hour, Jiang Ze could be considered a werewolf.
The fresh air was interrupted by the smell coming from Jiang Ze.
Jiang Ze looked at Meng Han apologetically and then continued with the rest of his words.
"Yes, what wonderful air! Do you want to come too?"
Ke Yi looked at the two of them with disgust and covered his nose with his hands. What was that smell?
Where was the fresh air? There was a stinking Jiang Ze standing in the yard, but Meng Han could bear it.
He sniffed and refused, "No need, you guys go on."
He covered his nose and went back to his room.
Meng Han and Jiang Ze breathed a sigh of relief.
The mud-plaster walls in this rural area are not soundproof and the surrounding area has not been enclosed. Jiang Ze, who was in Ke Yi's room across the street, could hear their quarrel, not to mention Meng Han who was in the room next to Tang Tianyi.
Unable to resist the urge to watch the show, the two of them quietly eavesdropped at Tang Tianyi's door.
I didn't know what to hear and was shocked.
This fact is even more disgusting than what Jiang Sui described.
Meng Han clicked her tongue and shook her head. After bravely venturing into the entertainment industry, even if she retired, it would be enough for her to brag about for the rest of her life.
Meng Han glanced at Jiang Ze and said, "Brother Jiang, you smell too bad. Can you go take a shower?"
Meng Han was almost suffocated to death because he eavesdropped so closely just now.
"I washed it, twice!" Jiang Ze retorted.
It was still so smelly both times, so Meng Han moved a little further away.
"Then you should soak for a while longer. I'm leaving now. I'm going to stink if I stay with you any longer."
After Meng Han left in disgust, Jiang Ze even pulled up his clothes and smelled them.
It shouldn't be like this, how could it stink so badly?
The live camera inside the house was turned off, but the live camera in the yard was still on.
Although the number of viewers is not large, it is still there.
[Meng Han and Jiang Ze are really brave to dance in front of the real person]
[I almost forgot, Jiang Ze went to the toilet and didn't come back for a long time. He actually spent an hour in the dry toilet]
[What's so hard to poop? Do I need a suppository or a Mayinglong? We have everything.]
What did they hear? They looked shocked.
[Meng Han really went too far. He did the same to Jiang Bao before, eavesdropping on other people’s boudoir pleasures.]
[It’s really a boudoir joy, Meng Han and Jiang Ze’s expressions are not like that]
[Some CP fans, please don’t go crazy. They’ve been together for several years but still have separate rooms. Guess why.]
On the first day of the survival variety show, at 8:30 in the morning, people had already woken up one after another.
For those who haven't woken up yet, the director will knock on the doors one by one.
When the call came to Jiang Sui, the staff hesitated for a moment.
The staff had to do as they were urged to do in the headset.
"Teacher Jiang, get up. According to the program team's regulations, everyone must get up early these days."
After knocking, the staff member who was sticking close to the door heard the noise and quickly slipped away.
If he can't afford to offend, can't he just hide away?
Jiang Sui frowned and opened the door, but there was no one at the door.
Jiang Sui: “…”
I must have heard auditory hallucinations after sleeping.
There are two places to cook in this courtyard, one inside the house and one in the yard, and all the basic props are available.
The conditions are definitely much better than before on the deserted island.
"Did anyone bring rice and oil? I noticed everything I brought is here."
Rongcheng brought some seasonings. He had watched a variety show before and knew that everyone was short of these things, so he brought them.
But I didn't expect that everything here is quite complete.
The rice has some insects in it and looks inedible.
Meng Han raised his hand. "I brought some, but not too much. I brought the suitcase, so I couldn't carry much else."
Jiang Sui yawned, went to the kitchen, and dragged out the jar of rice.
Jiang Ze saw it and hurried to help.
"Sister Sui, let me do it. This thing is heavy too. If you want to throw it away, you have to go outside."
Jiang Sui: “???”
[Throw it away? Why throw it away? Why throw away good rice?]
Jiang Ze quickly stopped and met Jiang Sui's puzzled eyes.
It's infested with worms, and it's still called good rice?
Jiang Sui's brows knitted together, "Don't touch my rice!"
Jiang Ze wisely took a few steps back. Although he didn't understand Jiang Sui's actions, he respected him.
Jiang Sui took out a piece of cloth from somewhere. The cloth looked like a flowery cotton-padded bed sheet, and it was washed white.
She spread the cloth on the ground, facing the sun.
Then he put all the rice out and spread it on the cloth.
The large vat was cleaned and hung out to dry.
Jiang Sui moved quickly, doing it in one go, as if he had done it hundreds of times.
"What's going on?"
After Jian Yuan came out, he saw what Jiang Sui was doing and didn't understand why he had to pour out the rice with insects to dry.
Seeing that no one answered him, Jian Yuan could only ask Jiang Sui.
"Jiang Sui, this rice is infested with bugs. Why did you spread it out here? Throw it away quickly, or the bugs won't multiply and fly into our room."
[No wonder they have no common sense, all the songs they sing are just clichés. They didn't compose the music themselves, they just wrote the lyrics and acted like they were some big name singers in the Chinese music scene.]
Jian Yuan opened his eyes slightly, "You...Jiang Sui..."
"What's wrong, big singer? Straighten your tongue before speaking."
"Why are you talking so harshly? Can't you just speak properly?"
In front of the camera, Jian Yuan couldn't lose his temper because Jiang Sui had already ruined his plans several times.
Jiang Sui spread his hands, "Did I not speak nicely? That's probably because I didn't say anything nice. Okay, can you get out of here? Young Master, please don't step on my rice."
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