Chapter 94 I don’t mind him having hemorrhoids
Junzi and Damao coughed lightly, and Xiaobei's face beside them was darker than ink.
Jiang Sui was eating melon seeds and looking at the few people.
【Exciting】
The two of them were shy when answering the questions. For them, it didn't matter whether the answers were right or wrong.
When the little robot shouted stop, they had answered five questions correctly.
We are just part of their play.
Guests: “…”
It's more than that. I can't stand it anymore. I can't stand it at all.
Tu Yien wanted to grab a knife, but Xiaobei was faster than him. He picked up a piece of food from the table and threw it over.
This hit Junzi on the back.
[That's my snack! If you get angry, you can throw your own slippers!]
Jiang Sui even looked at his snacks with gritted teeth, and they hit Junzi's back and broke into pieces on the ground.
Xiaobei took off his slippers again and threw them out.
"That's enough. We don't want to see you guys showing off your affection. It's awkward."
Junzi rolled his eyes, "Things you can't get will always make you restless."
Jiang Sui bit the melon seeds even harder.
[Two men competing for one man now officially begins]
[The excitement is coming, but is a fight about to start?]
[Don't say it, it makes me sick watching it. Can they please go back to the bed and fight instead of doing this show in front of the audience?]
[Sister Sui, your eyeballs have fallen into the water]
[Hahahaha, the romance variety show finally entered the stage of competition]
[Fight, fight!]
Xiaobei was furious. She was already angry because her boyfriend slept with someone else, and now she was also criticized by her new lover.
He slammed the table and stood up, pushing and shoving Junzi.
[This innocent man doesn't even know that these two were once sex buddies.]
Xiaobei was stunned. He knew that the unjust person Jiang Sui was talking about was himself.
I met these two people as soon as I arrived here. They met at the door. Xiaobei took the initiative to talk to them. I could already sense their orientation, so I started chatting with them.
Later, Xue He came and everyone just greeted him.
He has always had a good impression of Damao, and the two of them got together on the first day.
Xiaobei thought he had succeeded and gave away gifts here and there.
But it wasn't long before Damao and Junzi became close.
"Were you a couple before?" Xiaobei asked angrily.
Jiang Sui touched his chin, thinking.
[One day with a sex partner is also a romantic relationship, it’s really good]
Xiaobei: “…”
Xiaobei's expression became even more miserable.
[Thought it was pure love, but turned out to be just another sex buddy]
Xiaobei: “…”
I want to cry and feel uncomfortable.
Junzi raised his head, looking a little proud, and his self-esteem suddenly rose.
"We've known each other for a while. Is that illegal?"
Xiao Bei clenched his fists, "Did you meet in bed or under the bed?"
Junzi laughed, looking a little helpless.
Da Mao, who was standing by, rubbed his hands and said nothing.
Junzi finally said, "Does it make any difference?"
"The difference?" Xiao Bei laughed angrily, then stood up and punched Junzi, "You rubbish!"
The two people suddenly started fighting, and the guests around them were a little at a loss.
The little robot spins around.
"Warning, warning, a crime is being committed, warning, warning, a crime is being committed, warning..."
Jiang Sui patted the little robot and pressed a button on the screen.
The production crew in the basement were all confused. They repeatedly clicked on the video from Jiang Sui's perspective, but they couldn't understand what Jiang Sui was doing.
The entire basement was filled with silence.
The discussion on the first floor is very heated, and netizens' discussion has increased sharply.
The director looked at the video, frowned, and asked the robot's manager.
"What is she doing?"
I always have a bad feeling, but I just don’t know how to start.
The manager came and retrieved the robot's first-person perspective surveillance, only to see Jiang Sui's face.
Jiang Sui's expressionless face kept clicking on the robot screen, but in the end, no one knew what he clicked.
The expression on that face never changed.
The basement was quiet, and Jiang Sui's big face was completely projected into the live broadcast room.
[Fuck, I was so scared, is this Jiang Sui?]
[Suddenly a live broadcast room appeared, and I couldn’t see the battle situation.]
[How did the director team switch to the live broadcast room?]
[Did I press the wrong button?]
[The little robot was acting crazy just now. Jiang Sui was probably fixing it.]
[Jiang Sui will know this thing]
[Jiang Sui works as a shill at an AI company, and she's so eloquent she acts like she's the designer. Do you think she can do it?]
[What the hell are you doing? Cut back to the big screen, you're still watching the fight.]
As soon as the director team saw that they had cut to the wrong scene, they immediately cut back.
But when everything was turned back, the cut was wrong again, and it cut to the backstage of the director team.
The live broadcast room in front was pitch black, and it took a long time before light came on.
And a scream was heard.
"Ahhhh, what is Jiang Sui doing!?"
The director screamed in fright when he saw the data changes in the robot's background.
The technicians deleted and revised the work frantically, but not as fast as Jiang Sui.
I was sweating profusely, but my fingers never stopped moving, and the director was standing beside me, anxiously waiting for me.
"Are you ready? I hired you guys with high salaries, so I might as well hire Jiang Sui as a part-time worker!"
[Uh… Is this the director’s backstage? First time seeing this]
[Hilarious! What on earth did Jiang Sui do to make everyone so upset?]
[Jiang Sui: What? I have a part-time job. I’ll be there soon.]
[Hahahaha, come on, I'm still at work, my colleagues think I'm crazy]
[Sister, awesome!]
What did she do?
[Professionals please explain: Jiang Sui modified the alarm program and changed it to an alarm program. Within a few days of the program being on air, the police came more often than the program's technicians.]
[Hahahaha, this hurts]
The director was so panicked that he saw the content on the big screen and was almost numb.
"Director! Does your family own the fish pond? You're always slacking off!"
At that moment, the director revised the resume in his mind again and sent it out without distinction on a certain direct recruitment website at any time.
Almost lost my job.
The fight was still going on in the living room, so Jiang Sui modified the settings of the small robot, recorded the evidence, and automatically called the police.
[Oh, no need to bother anymore, the little robot will report it automatically.]
Junzi and Xiaobei pretended not to hear anything.
Xiaobei was a little agitated, kicking and cursing at the same time.
"I finally managed to find pure love, and you guys are trying to kill me!"
As he cursed, he started crying.
"I don't mind him having hemorrhoids, woooo, you guys just fuck me behind my back, woooo."
hemorrhoid?
Everyone's expression of eating melons became more prominent, their eyes widened, and even Jiang Bao took a step back.
Damao coughed lightly and told everything to the outside world. He was really convinced.
He stepped forward to stop them, "Stop arguing, please!"
Xiaobei became even more agitated by Damao's intervention. He started pushing Junzi away and then went to Damao to ask for an explanation.
[Calm down, calm down. Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids. It's normal. It's just a little hard to endure it.]
【Hahahahahahahahahaha】
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