Chapter 95 Oh, my cellmate
Tu Yien suppressed his laughter and looked towards Jiang Sui.
The dejected face watched the three people quarreling expressionlessly, but inwardly he was laughing so hard that the hall was about to break.
Every time Tu Yien wanted to laugh, he couldn't laugh when he saw Jiang Sui's calm face.
How on earth did he manage to laugh so loudly without any expression on his face?
Damao: “…”
Suddenly I didn’t want to talk anymore. I felt like if I continued talking, I would die.
Xiaobei was still complaining and crying.
"I don't dislike you, Damao. No, I almost forgot your name. Quanquan, I really like you."
Meng Han burst out laughing, "Pfft."
Everyone is so used to calling them by their nicknames that even they themselves have forgotten their real names.
And these nicknames all came from Jiang Sui, who was eating melon seeds with an expressionless face at the moment.
Admit it, his name is Damao.
Guests: “…” There is no way to defend himself, even he admitted it.
Damao sighed, "I was wrong about this. I was with Jun, not Afeng, and we were having a quarrel. That's why you came here. I wanted to get close to you because I wanted to have contact with you."
Admit it, his name is Junzi.
Damao: “…”
Due to a slip of the tongue, I changed all their names.
Xiao Bei sobbed, "Then you still like me. He's not a reliable person. He just wants to play with you. I'm different. I only do pure love."
[Pure to the end, only one sentence I love you]
Admit it, Xiaobei, your relationship is already considered a golden wedding. Be content.
Xiaobei raised his voice a little, trying to drown out Jiang Sui's voice.
"No, I won't. Believe me."
Damao smiled awkwardly, mainly because he was not into pure love.
Is there something wrong with this guy? We just slept together, why is he still pestering me?
Jiang Sui clicked his tongue twice and said what Damao was thinking.
[Xiaobei, in this whole romance show, Meng Han and I are just watching melons. Others, except you, are not involved in pure love.]
【Especially Da Mao, people think they just slept together】
[The three of you are in one room, it's quite exciting]
【Hahahahahahaha】
Tu Yien looked at Jiang Sui in horror again.
Why can such a blank face laugh out loud?
After thinking about this, Tu Yien remembered that sentence again, three people sharing a room, can the fun be so exciting?
He and Meng Han had almost the same expression, turning their necks stiffly and looking at the three people.
The three of them were also embarrassed, sometimes it's just because the feelings are too deep.
The only day they didn't do anything wrong was the day Tu Yien was in their room.
Tu Yien was screaming like crazy that day and stripping off his clothes everywhere, so when he went out to knock on Jiang Sui's door in the morning, his clothes were so torn.
They really didn't steal it, they wouldn't be that crazy.
Tu Yien went crazy for a moment and scared them.
Damao sighed again, "Then you may have misunderstood. I am not that affectionate."
Xiaobei cried even louder.
[The expressions of Tu Yien and Meng Han told me that those three must have had a lot of fun in the room.]
[Why else do you think Sister Sui stuffed those three into a room just for us to eat melons?]
[Sister Sui, I’m starting to feel touched. You must be Runtu, and I’m the one jumping up and down in the melon field.]
[Sister Sui sends you a melon, you are my sister]
[Hahaha, who knows, every time the live broadcast camera in the room is turned off, those three rooms are the first to turn off]
[Hahahahaha, help me, I really want to participate in this episode, it’s so catchy that I thought it was a script]
[Jiang Sui is in it, it can’t be a script]
[Sister Sui, this is the nightmare of all variety shows. Director Zhang would probably collapse if he saw this.]
Jiang Sui clicked his tongue again, and everyone's ears pricked up.
What's that? What else is there to lament? Please speak up.
【I'm hungry, why don't you come yet】
Guests: “…”
It seemed that Jiang Sui was really hungry, so Tu Yien took the initiative to get up and cook.
The little cooking expert comes on stage just to eat more melons.
Xiaobei cried for a while, and Junzi and Damao stayed there clinging to each other.
Killing people and destroying their hearts
A few minutes later, the police arrived, the same police from that day.
As soon as the other person saw Jiang Sui, he pinched his eyebrows.
"Little girl, why is it you again? Who is fighting here again?"
Jiang Sui stood up and handed the memory card to the police with an expressionless face.
"Uncle police, yes, it was those three who were fighting here. They even used my snacks to hit people. My snacks were all broken."
The snacks on the ground were stepped on by someone, and Jiang Sui's face became even more bruised.
Looking at those three, they were shining with golden light.
[Who stepped on my snacks? I'll assassinate him tonight!]
The policeman coughed lightly and pulled Jiang Sui back.
The police officers behind took the three away.
Before leaving, the policeman patted Jiang Sui on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Little girl, don't be too angry. Think more about the consequences."
After saying this, the police observed Jiang Sui for a while before leaving.
Jiang Sui: “…”
[Uncle police officer, you understand. You will definitely not go to jail this time.]
[It's too familiar. I'm afraid to go in again. I can even find where the prison door is.]
Guests: “!!!”
They felt that something was wrong with Jiang Sui!
Jiang Sui has been in there before! Who dares to offend him?
After Jiang Sui finished talking to the police and went in, everyone turned their attention back and went back to do their own things.
Jiang Bao regretted coming here. She felt that there was a high possibility that she would die at the hands of Jiang Sui.
This woman is a lunatic.
"Little chef, add more spicy food today. I'm in a good mood today."
Tu Yien, who was named, immediately responded, "I understand, sister."
[Tu Yien, a 27 or 28-year-old, calls a 22-year-old Jiang Sui "sister," hahahahaha]
[You guys are the only ones who don’t watch survival shows. Xie Peng is almost 50 and still calls me sister.]
[As we all know, sister is just a title]
[I would like to call it, The True Record of Jiang Sui Taming Humanity]
[I want to be my sister’s dog]
[Something floated by above? Looks like it's blocked.]
[Please note that this is a comment section, not a no-man's land, and this is a dating show, so the comment section is very restricted.]
[Brothers and sisters, please put on your pants]
[We sell shorts here. We sell red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple shorts. Buy one, get one free!]
[……]
Everyone was preparing to eat when they heard the sound of the suitcase again.
Probably a new guest had arrived, so everyone looked outside while eating.
Jiang Sui followed the line of sight and saw a man in a suit walking over with a suitcase.
Jiang Sui recognized him at a glance.
[Oh, cellmate]
“Cough cough cough…”
Tu Yien started coughing violently, and after looking at Meng Han, he realized that what Jiang Sui said might be true.
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