Chapter 53: The nosy woman is looking for shit to eat, she is fat and has a big appetite
This little bean's parents should be at home.
"I can only talk to adults. They talk and I listen."
So some children have very good memory, so it is best not to talk nonsense in front of them.
An Nanxi patted Xiaodouzi's head and said, "Anyway, just remember this."
"All right."
Xiaodouzi lowered his head, stuffed the last bite of food into his mouth, then stood up and ran to the yard to chase the chickens.
Since they were all in the yard, An Nanxi felt much more relaxed.
She was still thinking in a blank state.
Xiaodouzi searched everywhere in the yard, picked up a long stick, and ran to the place where the livestock were kept.
In the blink of an eye, the child disappeared.
Hey! Where’s the kid in the red cotton-padded jacket?
How can you disappear just like that?
"Little Bean, Little Bean!"
An Nanxi's voice also attracted the people in the kitchen to come out.
There wasn't much fish today, so they finished it in the morning. Then they hurried back to cook the fish.
The farmer also gave them three crucian carps to make soup with.
Everyone was used to working together in the kitchen, so they came out when they heard the noise in the yard.
Meng Han shouted, "Nan Xi, what's going on? Don't worry."
It was also An Nanxi's first time taking care of a child. She was distracted for a moment and the child disappeared.
"The child," An Nanxi said in a panic, "the child is missing. I was distracted for a while, and then I lost it."
The guests also started to panic. That was a child, how could he disappear just like that?
The child is not your own, but someone else's.
Only Jiang Sui was calmly brushing the fish scales and standing at the door watching.
[Yo, it disappeared again. It really disappeared in the blink of an eye.]
[You'll get used to it. I'm just playing around in the pigpen poking shit.]
As soon as everyone stopped, a group of people ran to the pigpen.
Sure enough, at the pig trough, I saw a piece of something that looked like a flowery cotton jacket, moving around with its butt twisting.
Xiaodouzi held a stick in his hand and bent over, but because his clothes were too thick, he could only squat and poke around with the stick.
One pick, one circle of flavor.
The first time Annan Xichong tried, he was almost poked by the stick.
[I advise you not to go there, it is very dangerous]
Everyone braked suddenly, and an unknown object and a drop of unknown liquid spun past their eyes and landed at their feet.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately the brakes were stable.
"Xiaodouzi, come here, it's dangerous over there."
When Xiaodouzi heard the sound, he hit it with a stick first.
Fortunately, nothing came out.
I advise you not to go there.
[Tsk tsk, a spiral took off, and from then on, life or death was unknown.]
No one understood what was said, but in a daze, they heard a giggling sound below.
This was clearly the sound of the two hens, coming from below, and the sound was particularly strange.
It wasn't until a few seconds later that they finally figured out what was going on.
The chicken was stimulated, and it jumped up and flew in a spiral, landing where they were.
“Ahhhh!”
Several people fled and scattered, but they were definitely covered in it.
I have never been so scared to escape.
Douzi was still safe, but they were covered in dirt by the spinning flying chicken.
Jiang Sui quickly closed the kitchen door. In difficult times, the food must be protected.
It knew that when Xiaodouzi played with the chicken, the hen would jump into the manure pit in the pigpen.
And Xiaodouzi would poke it with a stick.
The hen went crazy after this stimulation.
[This is a live broadcast with a smell. This is the first time I’ve been so scared of a chicken. I better cook it quickly.]
[A child won't play with poop for no reason unless there's something in it that interests her.]
[The knight suffered a disastrous defeat and went deep into the cesspool to rescue the princess, but failed to save her and she is about to be served.]
[The knight is about to mature, Jiang Sui is sharpening his sword]
[Oh my god, a live broadcast room was suddenly attacked. I thought I was dirty, but it turned out that the photographer was in the shit pile]
The guests now all wanted to die, and Shi Ling was cursing. She shouldn't have joined in the fun.
Fortunately, I wore that flowery cotton jacket yesterday, so it wasn’t my clothes that got dirty.
The others were not much better. An Nanxi felt like she couldn't eat today.
Jiang Sui brought out a basin of water, found a mask from somewhere, and covered his mouth tightly.
"Please make way for me. I'll wash the knight and make beggar's chicken for everyone."
Everyone retreated instantly, some hid, some ran, even the photographer quickly fled the scene, turning on the zoom effect.
The live broadcast room became completely blurred.
Jiang Sui moved quickly and poured the liquid on the chicken.
After the water was poured, Jiang Sui ran back to the kitchen like a rabbit, closed the door, and after a while brought out a basin of water.
This was done three times, and the chicken began to jump and fly around.
All the guests had left the yard, and only Jiang Sui was left in the yard.
After they heard no more movement inside, they pushed the door open and walked in.
At this time, the chicken had been plucked and was lying on the chopping board.
[A nosy woman only seeks to eat shit, and she grows fat and has a big appetite.]
Everyone: Sister Sui is awesome.
[Even if you are a chicken, you can't offend Jiang Sui. He even roasts snakes!]
[Scared]
[Not only did they pluck the hair, they even flushed the yard. Looking at these guests, it’s not an exaggeration to say they are trash.]
The guests walked in timidly, and tacitly went into the house to change clothes, and then came out to take a shower and wash clothes.
I have never been so embarrassed in my life.
Xiaodouzi and Jiang Sui sat on the stool and kept muttering to Jiang Sui.
Jiang Sui would occasionally reply with a few words, but not much.
Most of them are, you are awesome, yeah, oh…
Netizens and guests: "..."
Dare you be a little more perfunctory?
But when someone talks to Xiaodouzi, she keeps chattering, regardless of whether she can understand what the other person is saying or not.
So I just wanted to say something.
Xie Peng, Meng Han and An Nanxi tried many ways but couldn't find a solution.
It turns out that the best way is to talk nonsense and give up.
[Little Sister is talking nonsense, Jiang Sui is also talking nonsense, you two seem to have something to talk about]
[To deal with people who talk too much, use nonsense and flattery. It works on all ages.]
While Jiang Sui was roasting the chicken, he was humming a song in his heart and chatting nonsense with Xiaodouzi.
You're multitasking, awesome.
In order to get rid of that smell in the house, everyone did a thorough cleaning and Jiang Sui was cooking.
We didn't start eating until one o'clock.
"Oh, I'm so tired. I've never been so tired before."
Meng Han took the chicken into his mouth and bit it hard several times.
All the new and old grudges will end in this pot of chicken.
Xie Peng nodded first, then seeing An Nanxi showing off his fandom, he closed the distance between them and started asking.
"Today is Nanxi's first time here. You should all be familiar with us now."
...Small Theater:
Eleventh Rebirth: Jiang Sui's first move was to kill Jiang Bao. She refused to believe that she couldn't break this group love story! After ten years of fighting, she admitted that she really couldn't break it, so she gave up... and waited for death.
Jiang Sui: Just live, who can live longer than me?
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