Hearing this, the Black and White Impermanence had a rather subtle look on their faces. After a moment of thoughtful silence, they righteously refused, saying, "We are honest officials. We will not accept bribes! So you'd better give up on this idea!"
Wen Wan: “???”
Is she crazy, or are these two old ghosts crazy? Or is the whole world crazy?
She was right to ask these two to be honest, but honesty doesn't have to be this simple, right? Were these two deliberately trying to make things difficult for her, in retaliation for her actions?
She carefully tried to figure out what the other person was thinking, but still couldn't figure it out. So she could only suppress her anger and persuade him earnestly, "Don't go too far, both of you!"
"This...we're just helping each other as friends. How can that be considered bribery? Thinking this way is disrespectful to our friendship, don't you understand?"
"Is there any friendship between us?" Black and White Impermanence asked without hesitation.
Wen Wan tried to use her directness to reverse the situation by changing the concept, but she never expected to be choked by them suddenly. She felt as if something was stuck in her throat and felt extremely uncomfortable.
This caused her to lose control of her temper. She immediately revealed a deathly smile and cursed angrily, "My brilliant ideas are very valuable. It's more than enough to exchange with you!"
"If it weren't for the fact that you're my friends, and I had to ask you to pay more, would I still exchange with you on an equal footing? You're just kidding!"
"Since we're no longer friends, and you're still so ungrateful, then there's no need to make this unequal deal. You deserve to be poor forever!"
After she finished speaking, she rolled her eyes, turned around and was about to leave.
"Hey hey hey!" Seeing this, Black and White Impermanence immediately became anxious, and quickly floated to her side and stretched out his hand to block her way.
They were indeed being deliberately gentle just now, but they were just joking. There was absolutely no real emotion in it. They didn't expect that they would really make the person angry and run away.
If we don't admit our mistakes and try to keep them, the cooked duck will fly away. How can this be possible? Who doesn't want to escape poverty and become rich?
Hei Wuchang quickly put on a smile and hurriedly explained, "We were just joking. Who could have such a close relationship as us? We are simply the emotional liaison ambassadors between the underworld and the human world!"
"Hmph!" Wen Wan couldn't help but feel a little proud when she saw this, but she still snorted coldly in a pretentious manner.
After all, in this kind of thing, whoever cares more and takes it more seriously will lose!
Heibai Wuchang broke out in a cold sweat after hearing her cold snort. Bai Wuchang realized that his brother's words were not very effective, so he quickly took over the conversation and said soothingly, "That's right, we have been friends for so many years, who are we to blame?"
Wen Wan never lied before. She was sure that she could do what she said. So when she said that she could get out of poverty through dreams, she must have had a relatively perfect plan in her mind.
If this plan is really perfect enough and can really help the underworld get rid of poverty and become rich, and they miss it by accident, then they will really regret it so much that they will cry every day.
Wen Wan felt more and more comfortable in her heart, but her face remained unmoved.
Bai Wuchang gnashed his back teeth, and after a long moment, he finally made up his mind and said with some pain, "Da Wan, if you need any help, please feel free to ask. As long as it doesn't violate the laws of the underworld and doesn't cross the bottom line, we will help you to the end!"
Hei Wuchang also nodded in agreement and echoed, "Yes, yes, Lao Bai is right! As long as you can help the underworld get rid of poverty and become prosperous, then not only us, but also the King of Hell will thank you personally!"
Wen Wan thought happily, I got it!
She felt that she had caught enough fish. If she tried harder, it would be a bit too much. It would be bad if the fish were scared away, so now was the best time to pull in the net.
Close the net!
"Okay, okay!" Wen Wan pretended to be helpless and waved at them.
Then he pretended to be polite and said, "Although your paintings are really a bit exaggerated, we have been friends for so many years after all, so I won't take your offense just now seriously! After all, I have always been a generous person who doesn't hold grudges!"
Black and White Impermanence: “…”
Generous? Not holding grudges? Are you kidding?
Is this person deliberately speaking sarcastically, or does he really have some misunderstanding about himself?
Although they had doubts about these words, they only dared to complain in their hearts and did not dare to say them out loud. Only a fool would say them out loud. They did not want to be beaten!
Hei Wuchang forced a warm smile with all his might, praising her against his will, "Ah, yes, yes, yes! Dawan, you're right! I've been a ghost messenger for so many years, and I've never met a woman as generous as you!"
"Although I know you disdain rewards, whether you want it or not is your business, and whether we give it or not is our business. If you can truly help the underworld overcome its difficulties, we will definitely express our gratitude to you! I hope you won't refuse!"
Wen Wan, whose face was as thick as a city wall, couldn't help but feel her face getting hot after hearing these exaggerated words.
It’s really strange to say, Xiao Hei was obviously praising her, but she always felt like she was being scolded. It was really inexplicable!
She let out a calm breath, and when the heat on her face faded a little, she licked her cheek and accepted the words as they were. "Hey~ What are you talking about?"
She put her hands on her chest and responded with a dramatic air, "I never ask for anything in return when doing good things. I do it out of a genuine desire to contribute to everyone. How can I trade it for something in return? Aren't you insulting me?"
"Don't give me anything, I don't want anything!!"
Contrived! Too contrived! His acting is not up to par with the role!
This was the psychological portrayal of the Black and White Impermanence at the moment. Although they all felt that his words were pretentious and shameless, they smiled and said, "No! You have to pay! We can't let you suffer any loss!"
"No, no! I don't want anything! Don't give me anything!" Wen Wan shook her head very hard and responded in a very exaggerated manner.
What the hell, you're addicted to acting, right?
The Black and White Impermanence felt helpless about this, but they still patiently pulled her apart.
After several rounds of back-and-forth, Wen Wan finally resigned herself and agreed, "Okay, since you guys want to repay me so much, I won't refuse anymore!"
He said this in a smug tone, with a hint of asking for a beating in it. Although the Black and White Impermanence were a little unhappy, they could only endure it... that was all they could do. After all, he had the capital to be so arrogant.
Bai Wuchang sighed silently, then took advantage of the situation and asked, "Then...then tell us what you want. Is there anything you need our help with?"
Wen Wan smiled at them mysteriously, then glanced cautiously at Zhou Ziheng. After making sure that no one was eavesdropping, she beckoned to them, signaling them to come closer.
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