The carriage rolled all the way to the outskirts of Qiankun City.
It's not that there are no medical practitioners in the cities, but now that the Four-way War is over, just like some cities have peak seasons and off-seasons, the number of people inside has suddenly decreased a lot. The few medical practitioners Xiao Yuan temporarily found are not even as good as Xue Lingxiu, so he still has to find a doctor with higher cultivation level to treat him.
Suffering from this strange injury, which can be considered a difficult and complicated disease, Xue Lingxiu can only provide temporary relief but cannot cure it. Even he himself seems to be quite bothered by it. He sits next to Yun Xian and gives her acupuncture whenever he has time.
After a few days, the treatment hadn't healed him. Yun Xian was trembling just looking at him. "Brother Xue, if you keep stabbing me like this, the water I drink might turn into a fountain."
Xue Lingxiu: “…”
The mission mechanism of Xuanbao Pavilion is very rigorous and complete. After completing the mission, they have to go back to report. It is best to describe in detail how they killed the demon cultivator, how they planned beforehand, whether the demon cultivator left any last words, whether any equipment was dropped, etc. After verification, rewards will be distributed according to the degree of contribution.
But now that Yun Xian is lying in such a horrible state, it would be better to go to Qiankun City to find a doctor first.
Yun Xian had always thought Xue Lingxiu's visit to Tangling Country was accidental, and that he had to leave now, no matter what. However, she still wanted to ride in Brother Xue's carriage, so when she saw that he had forgotten to go back, she remained silent. Only when she saw the city gate did she clear her throat and say, "Fellow Daoist Xue, are you going back to the Southern Realm?"
"No." Xue Lingxiu folded her fan and said, "Third sister asked me to go out and travel. If she didn't call me back, I wouldn't go back."
"Oh. That's it." Yun Xian was overjoyed to be able to get a free ride again, saving a lot of money. However, he remained calm on the surface and asked, "What about Fellow Daoist Liu?"
Liu Xu said, "I was also going to the Northern Realm, back to the Sword Sect."
Yun Xian: "In fact, knives and swords have a lot in common. If you think that some of the elders surnamed Liu in the Sword Sect are really bad people, you can try to take another path."
Liu Xu said blankly: "You mean..."
"What I mean is," Yun Xian said politely, "please check with the East Realm Sword Pavilion."
Qiao Lingshan: "Is there any elder in the Sword Sect whose last name isn't Liu?"
Feng Ye: "Should we print some flyers or something so we can hand out more next time..."
Mingshu decisively separated from the crowd.
Before leaving, he placed a Vajra relic in Yun Xian's hand and wrote: "Hold".
"What do you want to do?" Yun Xian gave full play to her wild dog-like imagination. "Execute? Persevere? Hold hands and look into each other's eyes with tears?"
Mingshu had no choice but to add one more word: "karma".
Yun Xian clutched the relic. Instead of looking happy, he began to tremble violently. He said sadly, "Could it be... No, I don't believe it! Why is it so sudden?"
"..." Mingshu took a deep breath and said in a low voice: "This is not my senior brother."
Yun Xian: “?”
Ming Shu: "Not Uncle Master either."
Yun Xian suddenly realized: "Oh, so this is the gift Qi Zhiye asked you to give me."
Mingshu went to Tangling Kingdom and practiced silent meditation for five years. When he left, his back was a little staggering, with an indescribable desolation.
Xiao Yuan went to change the skin. Before leaving, he told Yun Xian to keep Xue Lingxiu, as she would be of great use in the future. Qiao Lingshan was busy going to the market to buy apples. Feng Ye took the piano to be repaired. Only Su Chi and Yun Xian were left in the carriage.
Yun Xian currently didn't know he was a little fire baby, and his appearance was difficult to look at. He even said to Su Chi happily, "Big Brother, have I become a little bigger now?"
Su Chi's abdomen was pierced by the demon cultivator's hand. The demonic energy was surging, and it took him a while to heal. Upon hearing this, he lowered his eyes, looked at Yun Xian, and shook his head: "No."
He took the ice pack off Yun Xian's forehead. Yun Xian saw his pure black pupils, which seemed to be able to reflect everything in the world. Of course, they also reflected his own silly and happy face: "…………"
Su Chi took it away, but found that Yun Xian was staring into his eyes without letting go.
He wanted to turn away, but the other party suddenly grabbed his shoulders and said solemnly: "Don't move, look at me."
Su Chi pursed his lips, his eyes moving slightly.
He'd been feeling a bit strange these past few days. He didn't know why. He kept thinking about the smile his junior sister had on her face when she lifted Tang Wuke's elbow. She was covered in blood, yet she seemed so calm and composed.
Perhaps it was because he had finally found a genius in martial arts who had been forgotten by the world, that was why his mood was always so fluctuating.
But why was she staring at him like that? Had she been discovered? He was stared at by Yun Xian so hard that he couldn't even blink, until Yun Xian covered his face with his hands and said bewilderedly: "Big Brother, why didn't anyone tell me I was red?! I look like a crayfish!"
It turned out that he was using his eyes as a mirror.
"What are crayfish?" Su Chi's Adam's apple moved slightly, and he said stiffly, "It will be fine in a few days."
"..." Yun Xian looked at him and said through gritted teeth, "Why do you still look so good even when you're injured?"
Su Chi said bluntly, "I don't think I'm good-looking."
"Don't let Brother Xue hear you say this, or he won't be able to eat tonight." Yun Xian sighed, "Forget it. I don't rely on my looks to make a living anyway. I just don't know when your love tribulation will come. Your Taoist partner must be very beautiful too."
Su Chi frowned slightly: "What love tribulation?"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you." Yun Xian turned over and propped up his head, looking like a little gangster. He smiled and said, "Before Elder Jiang left, he asked me to tell you that your love tribulation is about to come and a disaster is imminent!"
Su Chi: “…”
Yun Xian was watching the fun, not minding the big deal: "Big Brother? Are you afraid? Men in love are irrational. You might fall deeply in love with someone, and then do all sorts of things you wouldn't even imagine. Like, running three hundred miles overnight just to see your sweetheart, or studying the art of making pancakes for three years just to make her smile."
Su Chi frowned slightly and said coldly, "Childish."
Yun Xian actually saw a hint of disdain on his icy face and almost burst out laughing like a crayfish: "Hahahaha! It's too early to say that!"
When Su Chi saw her smile, the corners of his lips couldn't help but curl up.
"Oh, right, I remembered something else." Yun Xian finished laughing and turned over again. She didn't know if she was a monkey in her previous life, but she couldn't stay still. "The letter my mother sent me mentioned that the situation in the East Realm is similar to that in Tangling Country. I think I have a better idea now."
Su Chi's expression turned cold and he said, "Zhong Changyao."
His luck had reached an extraordinary level. Of course, if no one was targeting him, he might have continued to rise smoothly, but since the Four-Way War, he had become so out of the ordinary that everyone could see it.
No matter what, he just couldn't die. Not only that, but he was always full of adventures and good fortune. It was as if the heavens were chasing him and feeding him, and if they fed him enough, others would naturally have nothing left.
For ordinary cultivators, it is very rare to encounter a fortuitous adventure in their lifetime. But for him, all kinds of fortuitous adventures are as common as cabbages. Even if the luck lost in the Eastern Realm is not completely absorbed by him, it is definitely related to him.
"It seems that God is determined to send you to the peak." Yun Xian snorted softly and said, "Don't you think about whether you are worthy of it?"
Zhong Changyao wasn't worthy, she was the most worthy. No matter what, she was the best swordsman in the world. If not now, she would always be.
Su Chi: “…”
If it were Yun Xian in normal times, he would have said this with a rather sharp tone, but now he really looked like a big red carrot.
Feng Ye came back after repairing the piano and saw Su Chi sitting there with a calm expression. He was extremely surprised.
It was indeed the eldest senior brother, his concentration was so terrifying! He wanted to laugh when he looked at Yun Xian now. The eldest senior brother's eyes could still be so gentle. Could it be that he was really gentle to the younger generation?
Uh, okay, Big Brother looked at him. So cold.
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I don’t know if Xiao Yuan used some abilities, but in any case, the carriage did not encounter any hindrance when entering the gate of Qiankun City and drove straight ahead.
Qiankun City covers a vast area, encompassing dozens of small towns around it. The city gate is golden, and the long street is hung with bright red lanterns. The buildings throughout the city are colorful and inlaid with gold and silver. In Xue Lingxiu's words, the city's taste is in urgent need of improvement, and it exudes a unique smell of copper.
Generally speaking, except for dignitaries and seniors who have difficulty traveling, large carriages are not allowed to travel on the main city roads, but Qiankun City does have its own secrets.
Xue Lingxiu's carriage was printed with gold threads and silver grass, the emblem of the Miaoshou Sect of the Southern Realm. Whenever passers-by saw this emblem, their eyes were suddenly filled with admiration.
No one who saw the local snake Dao Zong admired him so much.
Strictly speaking, Qiankun City is within the northern boundary!
"That's why I asked you to bring Master Xue with you." Xiao Yuan said, "In this city, money is paramount. Nothing is more important than money."
Xue Lingxiu's veins jumped: "Can you at least pretend for a while?"
"But I don't need Brother Xue's spirit stones anymore." Yun Xian said indignantly, "It's too bad to keep doing this. We are the same age. What obligation does he have to give me spirit stones?"
Xiao Yuan: "Are you still thinking about the spiritual stone vein that the young princess gave you? Forget it. The palace hasn't been rebuilt yet. It will take at least next year before we can mine, transport, and distribute the profits to you."
Yun Xian: "Brother Xue, how much do you have on you? Can you go to the bank to get some?"
Xue Lingxiu: "..." He really owed someone in this life.
"Xiao Yunxian, you lie down first." The first thing to do when entering the city is to find a famous doctor. Xiao Yuan changed his face in an instant and quickly jumped off the carriage, "Auntie will be back soon."
Qiao Lingshan looked at her and finally spoke: "Yun Xian, is she really your aunt?"
"Honestly, I'm not sure, but it should be her." Yun Xian said, "But she has helped me so much, let alone calling herself aunt, even calling herself great-grandmother is fine, I'll just acknowledge her."
Feng Ye: "Where's your backbone?"
Yun Xian: "What do you know? This is called being able to bend and stretch."
"And this level of cultivation is really hard to tell. It must be above the Spiritual Severing stage." Qiao Lingshan was still a little skeptical. "Can Senior Brother Su beat her?"
Yun Xian measured accurately and said, "One and a half senior brothers should be enough."
Feng Ye didn't think twice: "We also need to decide whether the half is the top or the bottom."
Yun Xian was stunned, and Zhengyi accused him, "You're so bold! You even dare to say such dirty things to Senior Brother! What's in your head?"
Feng Ye was sweating profusely: "I, I, I, no, no, no, I didn't mean it—"
The eldest brother, who was forced to become the unit of measurement, said silently: "...the upper half."
There was silence in the carriage for a moment, and then a burst of shocking laughter broke out: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Yuan saw Xue Lingxiu's mouth twitching as she wanted to laugh but felt embarrassed to be laughed at by someone she disliked. He said, "Hurry up and get Xiao Yunxian up and go in to see the doctor!"
Yun Xiaolongxia was rolled up in a blanket and carried out of the side door.
This clinic is also very prosperous. It is even bigger than the largest restaurant in the city. When you walk into the lobby, you will see medical practitioners sitting behind several windows. Their cultivation level is all at the lower Jindan stage.
Most of the people who come to this window for treatment are monks of lower levels, and the consultation process is extremely fast.
Further in, there were fewer people. Medical practitioners no longer sat by the windows, but had their own pharmacy clinics. Their consultations lasted longer, and their cultivation levels were almost above the Nascent Soul stage.
Going up further, there is an entire second floor with an excellent view overlooking the street.
"If you come here to seek medical treatment, you must first specify which level you want to go to. It is divided into three levels: heaven, earth, and man. The human level is the outermost, followed by the earth level, the middle level, and the heaven level, which is where Doctor Fang is. Only those with difficult and complicated diseases can go upstairs for treatment." Xiao Yuan said.
Yun Xian: “…”
Aren’t these the ordinary number, the expert number, and the provincial consultation number?
Xiao Yuan nodded to the monk guarding the stairs, and the two of them made way. She took Yun Xian upstairs, and the others followed behind.
As Xiao Yuan walked, he said, "Doctor Fang has a rather eccentric personality. You should do whatever he asks you to do. Auntie has a good relationship with him, so he won't make things difficult for you, understand?"
Yun Xian nodded in the mattress.
The second floor was indeed extremely luxuriously decorated, with a huge mahogany desk placed in the middle, and behind it were a mountain of medicine cabinets and books.
The previous patient was still seeing patients, and Yun Xian saw Doctor Fang through the gap.
His appearance was not what she had imagined. He was not an old man with a white beard, but a sickly and depressed young man who looked like he hadn't slept in ten years. He said listlessly, "Tell me again what your symptoms are."
"Yes... uh, Doctor, it's like this." The man at the table looked embarrassed. "Three months ago, I noticed that... that part of my body kept emitting a strange black and purple glow. No matter how hard I scrubbed, it wouldn't go away, and it even hurt when I pinched it."
Doctor Fang: "That place? Where is that place?"
The man said, "That's it. It's there. All men have it."
Doctor Fang said, "Use the scientific name and tell me."
man:"……"
His face flushed red, and he gritted his teeth as he finished speaking. He added, "This difficult and complicated disease has troubled me for a long time. I've already paid a thousand high-grade spirit stones for it. Doctor Fang must help me!"
No matter what he said, Doctor Fang had a dejected expression on his face. He then said, "Take it off and let me see it."
The man walked over, took a look, and then picked up the receipt, saying lazily, "The underwear is fading, so don't wear that one. I'll send you out. One thousand spirit stones to pay at the front desk on the first floor."
"Ah?!" the man said in disbelief, "But it hurts when I pinch it! Doctor Fang, you misdiagnosed me, didn't you? How could it be like this..."
"Nonsense!" Doctor Fang slammed the table and stood up, angrily saying, "Does it hurt when I pinch your balls? You need to heal your brain first!!!"
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【The Little Theatre for the Mentally Handicapped】
Modern paro
Feng Ye: Where is your backbone?
Miss Ji slowly took out her gi bag: "Here."
So stupid, but I really laughed hahahaha
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