Chapter 140: Always keep in mind the matter of branching out and spreading

"The Emperor is here--"

Lin Qianqian thought secretly in her heart, and then she heard the eunuch's announcement.

Her eyes suddenly lit up, the Emperor is here!

Lin Qianqian raised her head, glanced at the man walking towards the pavilion, and quickly lowered her head again.

The Queen Mother looked at Lin Qianqian's shy expression, and said to Sikong Yan with a smile, "The Emperor came at the right time, I was just talking to them about you!"

Sikong Yan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Oh? Mother, what did you talk about me?"

"We talked about the emptiness of your harem, and it's time to bring in some new people."

When the Queen Mother said this, she looked at Lin Qianqian meaningfully.

Lin Qianqian bit her lips shyly and looked at Sikong Yan again, this time with a little more affection in her eyes.

However, Sikong Yan didn't even glance at her, and said directly to the Queen Mother, "Now that the court situation has just stabilized, there are still many people who don't have enough food to eat, and the number of people in the harem should not be too large. Besides, I have Huapin, which is enough, there is no need to let other girls enter the palace to waste time."

In the past, he was devoted to the court and just wanted to be a good emperor respected by all the people.

As for who was in the harem, he didn't care.

But now it's different. Shen Chaoyan alone has filled his heart, and he can't make room for other women. The Queen Mother

frowned slightly, and said to him earnestly, "You are the king of a country, how can you favor only one person? Now there is not even a prince in the harem, you should also pay attention and expand the royal family as soon as possible."

Sikong Yan nodded, "Your Majesty is right, I will redouble my efforts."

Shen Chaoyan listened to their conversation and couldn't help but said in his heart: [Tsk tsk tsk... It turns out that even if you become an emperor, you can't escape being induced to give birth. ]

Heavenly Book: [He just needs to help a little every night. Anyway, it's not his turn to be pregnant for ten months. ]

Shen Chaoyan: [Thinking about it this way, it's really hard to be a woman. I wish I could get a man pregnant someday. ] Heavenly Book:

[This Heavenly Book doesn't have this kind of trouble. I can't empathize with you, the host. 】

At this time, the Queen Mother heard the perfunctory tone in Sikong Yan's words, and her tone became a little more serious, "Don't just talk about it, you have to take action as soon as possible. When I can hold the emperor's grandson, this worry will be over."

"I understand what my mother means. I was busy with state affairs before and neglected to prolong the royal family's heirs. I will definitely not do that in the future." Sikong Yan said this and looked sideways at Shen Chaoyan, "Huapin, I have something to find you, please come out." As soon as

he said this, everyone cast their eyes on Shen Chaoyan.

Especially Lin Qianqian, the look in her eyes when she looked at Shen Chaoyan was as if Shen Chaoyan had snatched her man.

Shen Chaoyan is indeed good-looking, but which woman who can enter the harem is ugly?

She must have used some foxy means to confuse the emperor.

How come all the other concubines are like blind deaf people? The emperor favors Shen Chaoyan so much, but they don't even fart?

Pū (pū)!

Lin Qianqian got so anxious that she lost control and let out a loud fart.

Her fart was so loud that everyone turned to look at her.

Lin Qianqian quickly moved the stool with her butt, trying to make some noise to cover up her fart.

However, everyone's eyes were still fixed on her.

It would be fine if she farted normally, but why did she fart so loudly in front of so many people?

The key point is that the empress dowager and the emperor were there!

However, she had pretended to move the stool, so everyone should think it was the stool that made the noise, right?

Lin Qianqian thought so in her heart, but her face still turned red uncontrollably.

Xie Cairen, who was sitting next to Lin Qianqian, smelled the stench and immediately covered his nose, "Who farted?"

Shen Chaoyan looked at her embarrassed look and said, "Farts are the gas in the stomach, why don't you fart?"

Seeing that the two of them had confirmed her "crime" of farting so quickly, Lin Qianqian was immediately anxious, "No, I didn't..."

She was anxious, angry and embarrassed. When she denied it, she couldn't restrain herself and her farts popped out like a machine gun.

The previous fart was not very noticeable, but this series of farts shocked everyone present.

Not only was it loud, but it was also extremely smelly!

"I...I..."

Lin Qianqian looked at the uniform movement

of everyone covering their noses, her face flushed so red that blood almost dripped out. She felt that the way everyone looked at her seemed to have changed, and everyone must have been laughing at her crazily in their hearts. She

didn't know who was the first one who couldn't hold back and laughed, and the other concubines followed suit.

"You, you..."

Lin Qianqian's tears burst out.

She couldn't hold it in any longer, and rushed out of the pavilion with her face covered. The Queen

Mother looked at her sad back, then at the people in the pavilion who were laughing even louder, and coughed lightly, "You guys, how can you laugh at Miss Lin like this, she is so thin-skinned."

Xie Cairen finally stopped laughing, "Your Majesty, we didn't want to laugh either, but we really couldn't help it. After all, I've lived for seventeen years, and I've never heard such a long and loud fart."

Everyone present was a lady from a wealthy family who was raised in seclusion. Normally, let alone farting in front of people, even coughing was not allowed to be too loud.

And Lin Qianqian actually farted so many times in succession in front of the Queen Mother and the Emperor. This was indeed a very inappropriate thing.

Shen Chaoyan was curious: [Heavenly Book, can't farts be held back? Lin Qianqian is not that kind of fool. She shouldn't let herself go and fart so loudly.

Farting is human nature, and Shen Chaoyan can understand it.

But in her previous life, if she encountered an important occasion, such as interviewing a celebrity, she would try her best to hold back her fart even if she wanted to.

After all, if she let out a loud noise, it would not only have a bad impact, but also show disrespect for others.

Although Lin Qianqian was one of Sikong Yu's blind date candidates, she actually came for Sikong Yan.

She certainly didn't want to lose face in front of Sikong Yan.

Tianshu: [This story starts from last night. She wore a gauze to go to see the tyrant last night, and caught a cold. In addition, she drank soybean and pork ribs soup after returning home at night. ]

Shen Chaoyan: [She was already uncomfortable because of the cold, and she drank a bowl of soup that helps to expel gas. It’s strange that she can hold it in.

] Tianshu: [Besides, she didn’t control the strength just now, and she also pooped when she farted. She ran away crying, firstly because she was really embarrassed, and secondly, she wanted to take a shower and change clothes. ]

Shen Chaoyan: [!!! ]

Ah, this...

Thinking back to the way Lin Qianqian cried just now, she could understand how desperate she was.

Tianshu: [Pooping and farting are likely to be spleen deficiency. Over time, it is easy to cause a dull and yellow complexion, poor blood circulation, and affect a person’s appearance. ]

Shen Chaoyan: [Then how to regulate it? 】

Heavenly book: [Nourish the spleen and stomach, drink more porridge in autumn and winter to strengthen the spleen, go to bed early and get up late, get more sun, keep the body warm, and eat as little raw and cold food as possible. If you need it, this heavenly book will list some dietary therapy recipes for you. 】

Shen Chaoyan only then realized that they seemed to have gone off topic with one person and one book: [No, no, my spleen and stomach are fine. 】

Heavenly book: [Host, don't be polite with me, it's better to be prepared. If something like this happens one day, it will be embarrassing. 】

Shen Chaoyan: [Pooh, pooh, pooh! Book words are not restrained, don't curse me. 】

At this time, Xue Youran poked her and said to her softly, "Since the emperor is here to see you, I'll leave first."

Soon the concubines in the pavilion had almost dispersed.

Shen Chaoyan glanced at Sikong Yan, then stood up and said goodbye to the Queen Mother, "Queen Mother, I'll take my leave as well."

"Yes."

The Queen Mother also stood up from her seat. Although Lin Qianqian was gone, the 'aftertaste' she left was not yet gone.

Before leaving the pavilion, she did not forget to remind Sikong Yan and Shen Chaoyan, "Although the scenery on Tangshan Mountain is beautiful, you should not just focus on enjoying the scenery and soaking in the hot springs. You should always keep in mind the matter of spreading your branches and leaves."

Sikong Yu secretly saw Shen Qingwan

, "Don't come over!"

The princess went to the Charity Bureau to deliver something and met Shen Linfeng.

After the last Moxiang Village incident, Shen Chaoyan and Shen Linfeng had discussed it and decided to donate one-tenth of their shop's monthly profit to the Charity Bureau.