Chapter 158 Let's call him Ninja Turtle
Shen Chaoyan: [Sikong Yu's face is bigger than his butt. The land of Yanbei is not his. How can he give it to him just because he wants to?]
Tianshu: [He has already boasted in front of the King of Japan. The King of Japan believed him. The group of Japanese people that the King of Yanbei met before went to Yanbei for inspection. They are very satisfied with the area of Yanbei. Now they have sent a large number of warriors to return to the capital of Daxia with Sikong Yu.]
Speaking of ninjutsu, Shen Chaoyan's curiosity was aroused: [Tianshu, is Japanese ninjutsu really that powerful?]
Tianshu: [Compared to the martial arts of China and Xia, ninjutsu is actually a low-level and abusive technique that does not respect martial arts ethics.]
Shen Chaoyan became more interested: [Oh? Expand on it. I remember reading about the art of escape in a book before. 】
Heavenly Book: [The so-called escape technique is to blind the opponent by spreading quicklime when the opponent is not prepared. 】
Shen Chaoyan: [So, no matter what kind of enemy you encounter, no matter how many people there are, just spread quicklime as much as possible! 】
Heavenly Book: [Uh... that's about it. 】
Shen Chaoyan: [What about water escape technique? How to explain it? 】
Heavenly Book: [They will prepare a bamboo tube in advance to breathe, and a lifebuoy to prevent drowning. 】
Shen Chaoyan: [What about fighting? How to say it? 】
Heavenly Book: [The secret of the Japanese to win a fight is to shake the whole small mirror desperately, blind the opponent, and then take the opportunity to kick him, and then you can solve the opponent. 】
Shen Chaoyan: [I heard that every ninja will carry more than 30 kilograms of hidden weapons when going on a mission. Is this true? 】
Heavenly Book: [That's right, once you start fighting, throw a handful of iron diamonds first, and then throw a handful of steel beads when the person approaches. As long as you throw them one by one, the opponent will definitely be hit! 】
Okay!
She seems to have failed in learning!
Shen Chaoyan thought about it, and continued to ask without giving up: [What about assassination techniques? 】
Heavenly Book: [First, you have to prepare a three-meter-long hollow bamboo tube, put a poison needle in it, and then blow it hard. As long as you hit the target, there is no doubt that the target will die. 】
Shen Chaoyan: [So whether the assassination can be successful depends mainly on the lung capacity? Can you crack the disguise technique for me again? 】
Heavenly Book: [When assassinating, once exposed, just imitate the bird's call, and you can resolve the crisis. If you are unfortunately discovered, find a pond and jump straight into the pond to imitate the frog's call, and you can also avoid danger. 】
Shen Chaoyan: [What about the shadow binding technique? It seems very powerful. 】
Heavenly Book: [It is to use a black cloth scroll, with the opponent's feet as the center of the circle, roll on the ground in circles, and entangle the opponent's ankles. 】
Shen Chaoyan found that he seemed to have a deep misunderstanding of ninjas and ninjutsu: [Have you heard of the thunder bomb technique? 】
Heavenly Book: [It's nothing more than encountering an enemy that you can't beat, just throw out thunder bombs, throw him ten or eight, there will always be one that can explode the opponent. 】
Shen Chaoyan thought about it, and then asked: [I have seen a ninjutsu before, and the enemy will die as soon as you recite a spell. 】
Heavenly Book: [Oh! In fact, the ninja hides a deadly poison in the cracks of his nails, and when fighting, he takes the opportunity to sprinkle it into the enemy's mouth. When the deadly poison is about to take effect, he starts to recite the spell.
In fact, they also have another trick they use most often, squatting in the toilet and poking people in the butt! 】
Shen Chaoyan: [Σ(っ°Д°;)っ]
Tianshu: [What's that? There are even more explosive ones! The ninja deliberately sets off fireworks, and cuts the enemy's throat when he looks up at the fireworks. And the female ninja's skirt is empty. If she can't beat him, she lifts up her skirt and stabs the opponent when he is stunned. This is the art of seduction. 】
Good guys!
They are all bad moves, dirty moves.
Shen Chaoyan finally understands what real ninjutsu is: [These Japanese are really stupid. The methods they use can only be described in eight words - dirty, shameless, obscene and vulgar! 】
Tianshu: [What else? In Japan, ninjas are actually a group of people who do dirty work. 】
Shen Chaoyan:【I think the best, most practical and cheapest method here is to spread quicklime in various ways. It seems that Sikong Yu is destined to fail this time.】
Tianshu:【No, no, no, host, don't underestimate ninjutsu. Many times, the more unpresentable the tricks are, the more useful they are. As the saying goes, beware of villains, not gentlemen.】
Shen Chaoyan:【That's right, no matter what kind of enemy you face, you can't take it lightly.】
This time, knowing Sikong Yu's plan in advance can prevent it from happening.
However, the difficulty lies in how to tell Sikong Yan the news without leaving any trace.
Shen Chaoyan was thinking of a solution when he heard a familiar man's question.
"My beloved, what are you thinking about? Why are you so absorbed in your thoughts? I called you several times, but you didn't hear me."
Shen Chaoyan looked up at the tall and handsome man in front of her. An idea suddenly came to her mind, and she immediately took out the drawing paper. "I have conceived a new story in recent days, and I plan to tell this story with pictures."
As she spoke, she drew a man carrying a turtle shell on the rice paper, and then used this turtle man to draw ninjutsu on the paper in a funny style.
In fact, Sikong Yan had been standing outside when she was communicating with Tianshu about Sikong Yu's whereabouts.
He discovered the abnormality of Prince Jing's Mansion earlier than Shen Chaoyan.
Sikong Yu has always been a person with a strong presence.
It was suspicious that Prince Yanbei came to Beijing, but he suddenly took sick leave.
Just in case, Sikong Yan asked Shen Yushu to keep a close eye on the movements of Prince Jing's Mansion.
Shen Yushu did not let him down and tracked down the whole way to Japan.
He and Shen Yushu guessed that Japan had reached some kind of agreement with Sikong Yu, but they did not know that Sikong Yu had borrowed a lot of ninjas from the Japanese king as helpers by using Yanbei as a bargaining chip.
"Your Majesty, I have read many strange stories in the past, so I took them as inspiration and painted a story about a group of people with special powers who invaded everywhere for their great cause and wanted to expand their territory."
At this point, Shen Chaoyan immediately added, "Of course, they did not succeed in the end, but were defeated and had to live in the sea, drinking sea water and eating small fish and shrimps to survive."
Sikong Yan looked at the people she drew on the rice paper. No, they should not be called people, because these people were carrying a huge tortoise shell on their backs.
He tapped the tortoise shell with his bony fingers and asked in confusion, "Is this a tortoise or a person, my beloved concubine?"
Uh...
Before Shen Chaoyan could figure out how to answer this question, the man spoke again, "Also, why do they have to wear face masks over their eyes, leaving only a pair of eyeballs exposed?"
"Because..."
Shen Chaoyan's eyes rolled, and he thought of something, and blurted out, "Because they have done so many bad things, they are too embarrassed to see anyone!"
Sikong Xian raised his eyebrows, "All these turtles you drew look the same, and there is no way to tell who is who."
"That's easy, I'm going to create seven turtles, and their eye masks will be in the seven colors of red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, blue, and purple, so they can be distinguished!"
"Then what are they called?"
Shen Chaoyan chuckled, and had a bold idea in his mind, "Let's call them Ninja Turtles, the gods who pretend to be gods!"