Chapter 180 What are you trying to achieve by coming to a brothel?



Chapter 180 What's the purpose of coming to the brothel?

Heavenly Book: [Of course your mother came here to seek advice in order to have a fourth child. As for your father, of course he wanted to dissuade your mother from having this idea.]

Shen Chaoyan stared at the corner for a few more times and found that both his parents were "carefully" dressed up.

Shen Qingyuan had his face painted black and was holding a folding fan in his hand, covering most of his face, leaving only a pair of eyes.

On the folding fan in his hand were written four bright characters -

just do it!

On the other side, Lu Qiyun was dressed even more exaggeratedly. Not only did she paint spots all over her face and stick a mustache, she also stuck a mole the size of a fingernail on her chin.

Well, who can tell her apart from the old matchmaker at the village entrance now?

"Sister! Look, the courtesan is out!"

Seeing Shen Chaoyan still looking around, Shen Linfeng reached out and pulled her arm.

"Hush!"

Shen Chaoyan saw that he was so loud and pulled him to lower his head, "Second brother, keep your voice down! Don't let our parents see us!"

"What?"

Shen Linfeng was stunned, then slapped her, "Sister, don't scare me! Your brother wasn't brought up to be scared! How could parents come to the pleasure boat?"

Originally, he didn't think too much about taking his sister out to play.

But when he got on the boat, he saw the son of the infantry commander's family was there.

The other party knew him. If he recognized Shen Chaoyan and knew that he brought the emperor's most beloved concubine to the pleasure boat to play, he would be finished.

He brought her here on purpose to meet the courtesan, but he met an acquaintance. His heart was already hanging in the air.

His sister actually teased him with his parents, how disrespectful.

Seeing that he didn't believe him, Shen Chaoyan pointed to the northeast corner and the northwest corner respectively, "Look over there, and then look at the other side. Although they are wearing makeup and it is difficult for you to recognize them as my parents, they are indeed..."

Shen Linfeng quickly took the tea bowl on the table to cover his face, "No, I recognized them at first sight! Because the fan in Dad's hand was just bought by me the day before yesterday! And the men's suit on Mom was the gift she gave me for my fifteenth birthday!"

Well!

Just now he thought his sister was teasing him.

Now his hanging heart is finally dead!

Shen Chaoyan looked in both directions again, "Second brother, what do you think our parents are here for?"

"I dare not guess."

Shen Linfeng grabbed Shen Chaoyan's arm and lowered his voice, "Sister, stop looking, let's evacuate quickly!"

If you run into your parents here, you will not be able to escape a mixed doubles fight when you get home.

Shen Chaoyan grabbed him and said, "Our parents are not coming for us, don't panic."

Shen Linfeng naturally didn't believe it, "Our parents are not coming for us, could it be that they are coming for the courtesan?"

Shen Chaoyan nodded, "Yes, they are coming for the courtesan."

In order to have a fourth child with her father, her mother even bought aphrodisiacs.

As a result, the effect was not significant, the couple was in a quarrel, and her father had been sleeping in the study recently.

Her mother doesn't understand men's minds, and she heard that the girls in Hongxiu Tower are very good at controlling men, so she came here tonight to learn from them. Her

father, who had annoyed her mother and didn't know how to comfort her, heard that the girls in Hongxiu Tower are very thoughtful, not only good at talking, but also very good at handling relationships between men and women, so he also came here to ask for advice.

Shen Linfeng was stunned on the spot, "My father is a man, I can understand that he came to Hongxiulou, but what do you think our mother wants to do in a brothel?"

Shen Chaoyan's eyes rolled, "Second brother, go find a set of women's clothes, and go into whichever room my father goes into later. You go to conquer my father, and I'll go to comfort my mother. Let's act separately and quickly trick them back home!"

"Okay, I'll listen to my sister!"

Shen Linfeng was convinced by Shen Chaoyan. Even if his sister asked him to pretend to be a girl in a brothel, he agreed immediately.

The two of them did not watch the Oiran Competition anymore, quietly left the hall, and randomly entered the room of the girls in Hongxiulou.

Shen Chaoyan was a girl, and even if she wore men's clothes, these women who were crawling and fighting among men could tell at a glance.

Therefore, she did not hide her identity when she entered the room, "Don't be afraid, sister, we are not good people. No, I mean we are not bad people. We have something private to do, and we want to buy two sets of clothes from you, is that okay?"

The girl in the room saw them breaking in privately and was about to call someone.

Seeing Shen Chaoyan put a hundred taels of silver on the table, a smile immediately appeared on her face, "Well... how is it impossible? I have all kinds of clothes here, you two can pick whatever you want! If you two don't know how to put on makeup, I can also provide makeup services!"

So, a quarter of an hour later, Shen Chaoyan and Shen Linfeng both changed into beautiful women's clothes.

Shen Linfeng is tall and strong, and even if he wears women's clothes, he doesn't look like a woman.

Shen Chaoyan turned her eyes and saw a plate on the table by the window with a few tangerines on it.

She rolled her eyes and immediately had an idea, "Miss, I'll buy you two more oranges!"

She said, grabbing an orange in one hand and walking towards Shen Linfeng.

Not long after, the door of the private room opened.

Shen Chaoyan and Shen Linfeng, dressed in women's clothing, walked out.

Shen Linfeng is tall, but after losing weight, he has a good figure. After stuffing two oranges on his chest, his chest is convex and curvy, and he is very charming.

Although the longest skirt is still a little short for him, it only reveals a small part of his ankles and neck, which is not a big problem.

Both of them had veils on their faces, one was responsible for staring at Lu Qiyun, and the other was responsible for staring at Shen Qingyuan.

After Lu Qiyun and Shen Qingyuan each ordered a girl, the brother and sister bribed the maids in Hongxiu Tower and took Shen Qingyuan and Lu Qiyun to the rooms reserved by Shen Chaoyan and Shen Linfeng respectively.

It was Lu Qiyun's first time to such a place, so she was inevitably nervous.

She was worried that the girls in Hongxiu Tower would find out that there was something wrong with her identity.

After pushing the door and entering the room, she did not go inside, but sat at a distance in front of the table at the door.

Shen Chaoyan was wearing a veil, and seeing that his mother was sitting far away from him, he deliberately raised his voice and said in a coquettish voice, "My lord, do you want to hear me play the piano? Or sing a song?"

Lu Qiyun coughed lightly, not hiding her identity as a woman at all. "Well, girl, I'm a woman too. I'm not here to have fun tonight. I just want to ask a few questions."

"If you have any questions, just ask. I will tell you everything I know!"

Shen Chaoyan spoke with a pinched throat. His mouth felt dry, so he poured himself a glass of water.

Lu Qiyun looked at the slim figure sitting inside through the thin curtain, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Actually, I'm here for a friend of mine."

Shen Chaoyan expected her to say that, and asked cooperatively, "Is your friend having any relationship problems?"

Lu Qiyun was surprised, "How do you know?"

Shen Chaoyan replied, "Nine out of ten people who come here for consultation have relationship problems. I tell you, you've found the right person. Just ask whatever questions you have!"

As she spoke, she picked up the teacup and took a big sip.

Lu Qiyun said succinctly, "My friend wants to know how to seduce a man to sleep with you?"

"Poof..."

Shen Chaoyan really didn't expect her mother's consultation question to be so straightforward. The mouthful of water in her mouth was sprayed out before she could swallow it.


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