Chapter 184 Are you a whimpering monster?
Snap!
Before Shen Linfeng finished speaking, he was slapped on the back of his head by Shen Qingyuan.
"Ouch! It hurts!"
Shen Linfeng covered the back of his head and looked at the person who hit him, "Dad, why did you hit me?"
Shen Qingyuan widened his eyes and glared at him, "I think you are a fool, you deserve a beating! Your brother is also born to your mother and me. He is your biological brother.
Why did you make up rumors about him?" Shen Linfeng immediately spoke up for himself, "Dad, I'm innocent! When did I make up rumors?"
Shen Qingyuan snorted coldly, "Then you said your brother likes men?"
"I didn't say that!"
Shen Linfeng hurriedly looked at Lu Qiyun and Shen Chaoyan, "Mom, sister, you have to testify for me!"
Shen Chaoyan immediately said, "I testify that my eldest brother doesn't like men! There is no problem with his sexual orientation!" The reason
why Lu Qiyun recently came up with the idea of giving birth to a fourth child is that she was worried that her two sons don't like women and like men.
In fact, she had already prepared for the worst.
As a parent, if her son really couldn't like women and was born to be a homosexual, she would not force her son to do anything.
In order for the Shen family's incense to continue, she wanted to try for a fourth child.
Since both sons were fine, she was relieved.
She also glared at Shen Linfeng, "Yan'er is right, your eldest brother is very good, you are not allowed to say such things in the future! If others hear it, they will really think that there is something wrong with your eldest brother! If he can't get married, I will only blame you!"
Shen Linfeng immediately showed a hurt expression, "Oh... Dad and Mom, you are partial, you don't love me... Ah!"
He was about to make a few more "oh" sounds when he was hit on the back of his head again.
"Shut up! You are a grown man, but you are whimpering. Are you weird?"
Shen Qingyuan couldn't stand to see his son wearing women's clothes, so he was so effeminate.
He glanced in the direction of the stage, and then said to the three of them, "I think the courtesans here are just like this. Let's ask the madam here when the boat can go back?"
Shen Linfeng rubbed the back of his head and immediately poured him a cup of tea. "Dad, we can go back after the customer who hired the courtesan tonight takes her to the island in the middle of the lake. Don't be impatient. I think they are about to get off the boat and should be able to return soon."
After hearing what he said, Shen Qingyuan raised his hand to hit him again.
Shen Linfeng quickly hugged the back of his head, "Dad, a gentleman talks, not fights. What are you doing? If you hit me again, I will be beaten into a fool!"
Shen Qingyuan narrowed his eyes, "You are so familiar with the procedures of Hongxiulou, you must have been here many times before, right?"
"Oh, Dad! Those are all old news! Hasn't my son turned over a new leaf now?"
Shen Linfeng said, turning around to look for help, "Mom, sister, help me!"
Lu Qiyun smiled and persuaded, "Okay, okay, Feng'er is not as smart as his brother. If you want to hit him, find another place. If you always hit his head, he might become stupid, and it will be even more troublesome for him to find a wife in the future."
Upon hearing this, Shen Linfeng immediately stiffened his neck and retorted, "Mom, how am I not as good as my brother? I'm quite smart!"
Lu Qiyun replied, "If you You have a good brain. When the teacher asked you to write an article, why did you copy your brother's? Just copy it, but you even copied your name. The teacher was wondering why your elder brother handed in two identical assignments? "
Shen Qingyuan also said, "I remember another time when Feng'er wet the bed and soaked the quilt. In order not to be discovered, he sneaked into Shu'er's room with the quilt in his arms, wanting to put the quilt on Shu'er's bed, but was caught by Shu'er! Another time, he was confronted by a big white goose on the road. The big white goose chased him for two blocks, and he was scared..."
"Dad! My dear dad! Don't expose your son's embarrassing things! Leave a piece of fig leaf for your son!"
The family was chatting, and they felt the boat moving and slowly heading back.
They drank tea, exposed each other's shortcomings, talked and laughed all the way, and the family was so warm.
By the time the boat docked, it was already very late.
The four of them hurried home, but as soon as they reached the gate of the Shen Mansion, they saw Shen Yushu climbing onto his horse, looking grim and anxious.
"Shu'er, where are you going?"
Shen Qingyuan strode over and looked at his eldest son on the horse with a puzzled look.
When Shen Yushu saw Shen Qingyuan, the tense expression on his face obviously eased, "Dad!"
He looked behind him and breathed a sigh of relief, "Mom, where are you going? I thought something happened to you and was about to go out to look for you!"
Usually Shen Yushu was the last one to come home.
Today, when he came back, he found that except for the servants, his parents were not in the mansion.
He asked all the servants in the house, but no one knew where they had gone.
His mother seldom goes out, and even if she does, she will tell him where she is.
Tonight, his parents and Shen Linfeng are not at home. Shen Yushu is worried that something has happened to them, so he is going to go to the government office and ask the officials to help look for them, so that the search will be faster.
Unexpectedly, he will meet them at the door, and even his sister has returned from the palace.
Shen Linfeng saw Shen Yushu's face full of confusion, and waved his hand, "It's okay, what can happen to us? It's just a trip to Hongxiulou... Um!"
The next moment, Shen Qingyuan and Lu Qiyun's faces changed, and one of them rushed up to cover his mouth.
Unfortunately, they were still a step too slow, so he said "Hongxiulou".
Sure enough, when Shen Yushu heard the word "Hongxiulou", his handsome eyebrows couldn't help but frowned, "You said, where did you go? Hongxiulou?"
Shen Qingyuan immediately denied, "No! Absolutely not! Shu'er, don't listen to your brother's nonsense!"
Shen Yushu raised his eyebrows, "Dad, you know the rules of our Shen family best, confess and be lenient, if you lie, the consequences will be serious." Shen
Qingyuan coughed lightly, a little guilty, "Shu'er, we did go to Hongxiulou, but! We didn't do anything!"
Shen Chaoyan raised her hand to wipe her forehead.
Alas!
Her father's unnecessary explanation, what's the difference between this and the scumbag saying "I can't get in"?
Shen Yushu turned his gaze and landed on Shen Chaoyan, "Dad, Mom, did you take your sister with you?"
Shen Qingyuan waved his hand, "No! We didn't take your sister there, she went there by herself! It has nothing to do with us, we just met by chance!"
Shen Yushu raised his eyebrows and asked back, "A family of four, met by chance in Hongxiulou? Who would believe this if you tell others?"
The four of them wanted to struggle to explain, but Shen Yushu's question stopped them.
Yes, such a coincidence, who would believe it?
Shen Qingyuan gave up the struggle, "As the head of the family, I do have an unshirkable responsibility for going to Hongxiulou tonight, and I accept the punishment according to the family rules!"
Lu Qiyun lowered her head, "I accept the punishment."
Shen Chaoyan also raised his hand weakly, "I accept the punishment too!"
And Shen Linfeng looked like a seasoned veteran, "Brother, I shouldn't have gone to Hongxiulou, I know I was wrong, I accept the punishment!"
The Shen family has strict family rules, no matter who makes a mistake, they will be punished equally.
In the past, Shen Linfeng was often punished, but he never changed his ways, and often went out to fool around with a bunch of playboys.
He hasn't been punished for a long time.
But this is the first time he has been punished with his parents and sister!
Shen Chaoyan looked at Shen Yushu who got off the horse, and couldn't help asking, "Has anyone told me what the punishment is?"
Shen Linfeng's eyes were bright and expectant, "Don't worry, sister, you will know in a while!"
He used to be idle and often got into trouble. At that time, being punished was commonplace.
However, it is always shameful to be punished alone.
Fortunately, he is thick-skinned and can bear it.
Now it is rare for the whole family to accept the punishment. Just thinking about that scene makes people excited and look forward to it!