Chapter 53 Taste it carefully in the toilet!

Shen Chaoyan looked at Sikong Yu's face, which was darker than the bottom of a pot, and felt so happy in her heart.

She smiled at Sikong Yan and reminded him softly, "Your Majesty, the birthday banquet is still going on. Others can leave. If you leave for too long, it will have a bad impact."

Sikong Yan tightened his hand around her waist, "My beloved, please come back with me."

Shen Chaoyan immediately put her hand on her stomach, "Your Majesty, I haven't used the toilet yet, you go first."

Sikong Yan didn't force her. He sent two guards to protect her safety, and then led Li Heguang back to the garden.

Shen Chaoyan and Lugua didn't speak all the way to the toilet.

Lugua was still frightened when he thought about Hongguo's attempt to drag Shen Chaoyan into the trouble.

Until the two of them entered the toilet, she raised three fingers to Shen Chaoyan and said solemnly, "My lady, no matter what happens in the future, I will not betray you!"

Shen Chaoyan looked at her serious expression and reached out to pinch her cheek, "Okay, I know you are the most loyal!"

"If there are new people in our palace in the future, I will keep a close eye on them!" Lugua bent her index and middle fingers and gestured to her eyes, "I won't let anyone have the chance to hurt you!"

Shen Chaoyan looked at her round face with baby fat, smiled and nodded, "Okay, then I'll count on you to protect me!"

"No problem!"

After the two of them discharged the excess water in their bodies, they were about to go out when a figure walked into the toilet.

Shen Chaoyan looked at Shen Qingwan who was blocking the way in front of the master and servant, and was about to go around, but Shen Qingwan blocked them again with her body.

She frowned, a little unhappy, "A good dog doesn't block the road, get out of the way."

Shen Qingwan stood in front of her without moving, "Shen Chaoyan, where did you buy the dressing box you gave to the empress dowager?"

Shen Chaoyan listened to her questioning tone and snorted, "Why should I tell you?"

"You deliberately said in front of the empress dowager that professional matters should be left to professionals. Do you want to see me embarrass myself?"

"Your face is ugly, and you are reluctant to spend money on gifts for the empress dowager, but you blame me? Why, do I look like a persimmon?"

"What do you know? The lip balm I made is supposed to be unique, so why is the one you bought even more advanced than mine?"

Shen Qingwan became more and more excited as she spoke. She grabbed Shen Chaoyan's arm and screamed hoarsely, "Why? Why?"

Without waiting for Shen Chaoyan to reply, she gritted her teeth and said, "Tell me the truth, did you travel through time? Those cosmetics were not made by any craftsman, they were all made by you, right?"

She was completely blinded by anger and actually blew herself up in front of Shen Chaoyan.

However, Shen Chaoyan pretended to be confused, "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word you said? I spent a lot of money to ask a craftsman outside the palace to make the vanity."

"Impossible! No one in the world can make such lip balm except me. Shen Chaoyan, just admit it, you also traveled through time, right?" Shen Qingwan glared at Shen Chaoyan fiercely, and the stench in her nose had driven her crazy.

"Empress Wan, are you crazy? Let go of my mistress! Let go!"

Seeing Shen Qingwan shaking Shen Chaoyan's shoulders hard, Lugua rushed up without hesitation.

She used all her strength to pull Shen Qingwan's hand, trying to separate this crazy woman from Shen Chaoyan.

Shen Qingwan was furious, and she didn't know where she got the strength from, but she pushed Lugua far away with all her might, "Get out of here! You bitch! You have no right to speak here!"

"Ouch!"

Lugua didn't expect her to suddenly exert force, and staggered back a few steps, and fell flat on her face on the spot.

However, she immediately got up, rolled up her sleeves, and prepared to fuck Shen Qingwan for real.

"Lugua, get out of the way, stand further away!"

It was impossible for Shen Chaoyan to kill Shen Qingwan directly in the toilet. If Lugua committed the crime now, she would be punished with a beating.

Lugua knew that Shen Chaoyan was good at fighting, and when he saw her winking at him, he immediately stepped aside.

Shen Chaoyan grabbed Shen Qingwan's sleeve with his backhand, twisted her hard, and then without waiting for Shen Qingwan to scream, he swept her legs with his foot, and Shen Qingwan fell directly to the edge of the toilet.

Shen Qingwan's reason had been overwhelmed by anger, "Shen Chaoyan, you dare to hit me? I'll fight you!"

She got up from the ground and was about to rush to Shen Chaoyan.

Unexpectedly, her foot slipped, her body tilted, and her whole center of gravity suddenly lost balance.

The next second, she looked up and fell into the manure pit under the gaze of Shen Chaoyan and Lugua.

Suddenly, soft and sticky feces balls covered her body.

Shen Qingwan was surrounded by the stench.

"Ah!!!"

She was going crazy when she smelled the stench, screaming, clinging to the edge of the manure pit, trying to climb out.

However, when her hand touched a pool of yellow water beside the cesspool, her scalp went numb.

Then, she slipped and fell back into the cesspool.

The guards standing outside heard the sharp screams from the toilet and immediately felt as if they were facing a powerful enemy, "Mr. Shen! What happened to you?"

Shen Chaoyan thought about the differences between men and women, so he did not let them into the toilet, "I'm fine, but Sister Wanpin accidentally fell into the pit when she went to the toilet! Go find some palace maids and find a way to get them out first!"

"Yes!"

The guards immediately went to call for people, and Shen Qingwan was almost mad when she heard their footsteps going away.

If the palace maids saw her in such a wolfish state, how could she survive in the harem?

"Shen Chaoyan! You dare to hurt me? Wait until I get out, I won't let you go!"

Big sister, you stepped into the toilet yourself, how can you want to throw the shit at others?

Shen Chaoyan glanced at Shen Qingwan who was struggling in the toilet. The white embroidered narcissus skirt she wore today had been dyed shit yellow.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk...

It's really disgusting!

Shen Chaoyan was about to scold Shen Qingwan, but the green melon had already bravely turned on the mode of protecting the master, "Empress Wan, you were the first to make a move on my little master! I've heard a saying that evildoers will be punished by God. Empress Wan, you should taste it carefully in the toilet!"

Shen Qingwan was so furious at being scolded by Lugua that she cursed angrily, "You bitch! Born by a mother but no father, ugh... a dog without a father to teach you! How can you, ugh... have the right to talk here! Guh... ugh..."

The feeling of sitting on the pile of shit was so ecstatic that Shen Qingwan's stomach churned and she started to vomit on the spot.

"Ah! Why is it even stinkier here than before!" Shen Chaoyan suddenly pinched her nose and deliberately said in a weird tone, "Green melon, there is someone here with a mouth full of feces. I, your young lady, am almost suffocated to death!"

"Young lady, I remember when I was a child, the aunt of the neighbor next door seemed to vomit like this when she was pregnant with a baby! Concubine Wan, are you pregnant?"

Shen Qingwan has never served in the bedroom, how could she be pregnant?

If she was really pregnant, she would not be far from death.

Shen Chaoyan met Green melon's puzzled expression, raised his hand and rubbed her bangs, "Green melon, you are still young, you don't understand, people who vomit in the toilet can only have a pile of shit in their stomachs!"