Chapter 1 The beginning is about to start

In the twelfth month, the city inside and outside was covered in silver.

The rotten door was pushed open, and the old woman came in coughing. She picked up the red-faced baby and fed him soup while gritting her teeth: "If you want to hate someone, hate your biological mother."

"Old woman! Are you done?" The strong man wiped his face and said in disgust, "Why are you still feeding medicine to a bait that is about to die? What a waste!"

After saying this, he snatched the baby from the old woman's hands and walked out.

Soon, the baby was thrown into a small wooden basin beside the road.

Dozens of masked strong men quickly retreated and hid in the jungle behind.

[Ding——Host found, do you want to bind? 】

The baby lying in the barrel turned over and almost stood up. [Tied up! Tied up!]

[Ding——The whole snake system is officially bound. Mission: Acupuncture the emperor's finger, and the host regains health. ]

The baby's smile froze on his face, and his soft body fell back down.

She chatted to the system weakly, "Nothing! I am the daughter of a thief, and a bait thrown out by the thief to attract the attention of the emperor's guards. Do you think it is possible for me to stab the emperor's finger?"

System: [It seems that I can’t do it. What should I do? Oh, host, you are almost done. ]

Yuanruan: [Liangban, what can I do with a baby of a few months old? Just lie down. I can also make a bowl of Mengpo soup as soon as possible.]

System: [Wuwuwu... I don't have enough energy! If you do it, I will do it too. 】

Yuanruan: [Then you should work harder, write more code, improve your abilities, and strive to be the best among all! ]

After saying that, Yuanruan no longer paid attention to the system that was running around in his mind.

She sneezed while lying in the tub.

Yuanruan was originally a lonely office worker who had a house and a loan and worked as a 007 in a big factory.

I finally got a six-figure year-end bonus, but I was hit by a truck that ran a red light while crossing the road while still obsessed with checking my bank balance on my phone.

When she opened her eyes again, she found that she had been transformed into a baby with her memories.

The good news is that I'm still alive.

The bad news is that she didn't dress up as a prince or princess, or even an ordinary citizen. She was dressed up as the daughter of a thief, and became the bait for the thief to ambush and assassinate the emperor.

Now it is also tied to a system of punishment that cannot be relied upon. Let's talk about the conditions for completing these tasks. Which emperor would be willing to be stabbed with needles, which courtier would be willing to be ridden like a horse, and which prince would be happy to be whipped? !

Lie down.

Yuan Ruan looked up at the sky and sneezed.

At this time, the system that had disappeared for a while reappeared.

System: [Zizizizi...Crunch...Zizizi...Host, host...Update, host...Zizizi...I, I tried to update, I'm back.]

Yuanruan: [Oh? Any new changes?]

System: [Uh, okay, it seems that we are still giving the emperor an injection. Wait a minute, host, I see a new function is online. Oh my god, host, we have traveled to a large world that is a combination of more than ten bloody books. As long as we come into close contact with them, I can deduce the plots related to them. You will know everything! Awesome! ]

Yuanruan: [And then? Anything else?]

System: [No.]

Yuanruan was speechless.

Isn't this just an extra function for eating melons? What use is it to a baby like her?

Forget it, just treat it as watching a war movie before dying, hoping that I can be born into a good family in my next life.

At this moment, the sound of several horses galloping was heard. Yuan Ruan raised his eyelids and happened to see layers of dust rising up, as well as rows of cavalrymen riding black horses and wearing silver-locked armor leaping through the mist.

System: [Host, look, one of the representatives of the beautiful, miserable and strong, General Wu Yi is here! There is his melon, do you want to eat it? ! ]

Yuanruan: […Eat it.]

The general is coming, and the tyrant's carriage is not far away.

This also means that she is about to die as an abandoned child, so it would be nice for her to have some fun before she dies.

After being completely messed up, Yuanruan was in a mood to look around.

Her eyes fell on General Wu Yi——

[Wow. These double doors and the black and gold armor are like a doomsday knight walking out of reality. No wonder princesses in ancient times liked to elope with generals! ]

The general who was riding his horse at gallop suddenly pulled the reins hard. The black horse raised its front hooves high, and his right hand drew a long arrow from behind. The man and the horse became one, looking like a tightly drawn longbow about to shoot the moon.

[Tsk, this core strength is amazing, who can control this. 】

General Wu Yi pulled his horse up and turned left and right, then suddenly turned sideways to look over, his eyes sharp and his aura fierce.

Yuan Ruanyi didn't pay any attention and lazily communicated with the system: [The system should say something. 】

System: [The melon is coming! Don’t be fooled by this handsome general, he is about to fall into disaster. ]

Yuanruan: [What? Tell me more!]

System: [This year, in order to intimidate the Chen Kingdom and the Western Xiongnu, the Emperor specially brought 20,000 people to tour the west. The one who escorted the army was General Wu Yi! And do you know? The young general promoted by Wu Yi himself was a Three Kingdoms spy, and the spy had already stolen General Wu Yi's tiger talisman. ]

General Wu Yi: !!!

What?

Three Kingdoms? The tiger talisman has been stolen?

Who is speaking?

Wu Yi looked around again. There were only fifty silent guards. When he saw the general looking at him, his expression was a little confused.

Wu Yi put away his bow and arrow. For a moment, he suspected that he was too tired from rushing and that he was experiencing auditory hallucinations.

However, the next second, the soft and sticky child's voice and the mechanical voice dialogue appeared again:

[Three Kingdoms detail? System, who is playing such a big game? ]

[Yes. The spy was Captain Chen. Not only did he steal the tiger talisman, he also used the general's request to command 20,000 soldiers to patrol the west.]

Wu Yi: ???

What? Captain Chen is a Three Kingdoms operative?

Would he even pretend to be him and give orders to the soldiers?

Who is the system? How dare you speak so arrogantly!

Wu Yi frowned and ordered his guards to search around to see if there were any witches or alchemists casting spells to curse people, especially to look for a man called System.

The sudden mountain-sweeping operation by the Xia army startled the anti-bandits lying in ambush nearby.

The bandits all looked at their leader.

The leader gritted his teeth and said, "The Chen Kingdom's signal has not yet come on! Let's go, we will retreat first!"

"What about the baby? It's rare to find a pair of blue eyes."

"No matter what! If Wu Yi can bring the baby to the emperor, it will be considered a success. Besides, we can find other ways." The big thief waved his hand, and the thief who was lurking in the jungle quickly retreated away.

After a cup of tea, the guards found nothing in the jungle.

Only the guard in the front left came trotting over with a wooden basin in his arms and whispered, "General, here, we don't see the Taoist priest, but there is a small wooden basin on the side of the road with a well-behaved baby lying in it."

Wu Yi looked down and saw a baby with extremely pale skin in the wooden basin.

His big eyes twinkled so cutely, his little head poked out a little from the basin, and he squinted his eyes and yawned.

When Wu Yi was hesitating, he suddenly heard a soft voice:

[Looking even more handsome from a closer look, what? Is he going to be killed by everyone in the family?]

Wu Yi's pupils shrank.

The sound actually came from this baby? !

How can this baby transmit sound?

And how could he be killed by his entire family!

Was it because the tiger talisman was lost? But without his personal presence, the Wu army would not have gone to war just for the tiger talisman. In other words, even if he made a mistake, it would not be a crime worthy of this!

Wu Yi's sharp eyes fell on Yuan Ruan, waiting for him to reveal the secret.

However, Yuan Ruan pursed his lips.

[I'm so hungry! Even if I'm reborn, I want to be a full ghost. Can you give me some milk to drink if I'm just being cute? ]

【Wu Yi is cruel and cold-blooded, and has killed countless people. It is impossible.】

Wu Yi: …

He looked at the baby in the small wooden basin with his big round eyes filled with timid expectation. He licked his lips from time to time and placed his two little hands on his belly.

Wu Yi took a deep breath and said to his bodyguard, "Go find a wet nurse."