Chapter 102: Treat others in their own way
Not far away in the air, a person was being pinched from the back of the neck like a cat and was slowly moving towards the statue of the God of Agriculture.
A closer look revealed that the panicking person was none other than the State Master of Chen.
He danced in the air and shouted, "Help! Help!"
However, no one moved, and everyone below looked up at him stupidly.
Some people even pointed at the people above and said:
"Hiss, what's going on? First the God of Agriculture shed tears of blood, and now he has captured someone?"
"Could it be that he was the one who blasphemed God? He must have made God cry."
"It's hateful. If I know who this person is, I'll beat him to death with the sole of my shoe."
…
At this moment, the statue of the god of agriculture suddenly moved.
Tears of blood were still flowing from the eyes of the statue of the God of Agriculture, but his body seemed to be controlled by an unknown force, and he approached the State Master of Chen State step by step.
The man who was in charge of carrying the sedan chair of the statue of the god of agriculture suddenly knelt on the ground with a plop. His whole body trembled and his pupils shrank slightly. It was obvious that he was extremely frightened by the scene before him.
A cry for help erupted in the air, ten times sharper than before.
However, apart from his scream, the whole place was silent, and everyone covered their mouths, fearing that the gods would be wrathful.
When the two sides were less than half a meter apart, the two wooden hands of the statue of the God of Agriculture reached out to Master Chen.
"Ah!!!" Accompanied by the sharpest sound, it suddenly stopped.
Master Chen, who was being held by the back of the neck, had his head tilted. The air was filled with the smell of urine. No one knew whether he was frightened or completely stunned.
Young children had their eyes covered by their parents.
The common people all knelt on the ground, staring blankly up at the sky, without even the thought of escaping or hiding.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the statue of the god of agriculture was still shedding tears of blood. At the same time, his two wooden hands "swish swish swish" and violently attacked Chen Guo's national master, almost performing a Hot Wheels attack.
Wood chips from the arms of the agricultural god statue fell off with a rustling sound.
But they did not fall to the ground. Instead, they floated in the air with other leaves, forming two words:
——"The first evil!"
Everyone was shocked:! ! !
…
Inside the carriage, the crowd was excited.
The emperor pursed his lips and held Yuanruan's hand, tightening and loosening it.
At this time, the system's inner voice sounded: [Ah! Ah Ruan, your operation is awesome! How did you come up with this method! This will completely nail the opponent to the pillar of shame. ]
Yuan Ruan: [In fact, I didn't intend to manipulate the statue to do anything. It's not appropriate. But that bastard didn't talk about martial ethics, so I can only give him a taste of his own medicine. Go back and burn incense and worship the statue, and prepare more offerings. Please don't blame me.]
System: [Ah Ruan, even if there are gods in the world, you are a leader of the same level as them. You are teaching these unworthy disciples for them. Who can say anything against you?]
Yuan Ruan: [Haha, even if we are colleagues, I am still younger than you, so I won’t blame you for being polite.]
The emperor and his entourage nodded repeatedly: We must prepare sacrifices later and never let the gods be angry with our small country.
The Minister of Revenue immediately took out his abacus and started counting.
Prime Minister Li took a look at the emperor's face, then walked over and said in a low voice, "You can't be too calculating at this time."
"Who said we can't?"
"You..." Prime Minister Li was just about to ask why the other party was so ignorant.
The Minister of Revenue said perfunctorily: "I can squeeze out some money by carefully calculating the recent expenditures of the Ministry of Internal Affairs."
Prime Minister Li had a strange expression on his face. The Imperial Household Department could be considered His Majesty's private treasury. However, if the money was squeezed out of the expenditure, His Majesty would probably not have any objection.
Prime Minister Li left in silence.
The Minister of Finance glanced at Prime Minister Li's back and smiled: "A few years ago, your majesty rewarded important officials generously in Layue, and the Ministry of Internal Affairs has used this standard to give gifts to important officials every year since then. It's just a good excuse to deduct this reward money. You still want me to steal money from the treasury? No way, I'll just deduct yours."
…
The system then said: [Ah Ruan, you just used your strength, how do you feel now? ]
This is what many people want to ask.
Although my body was no longer hot, I kept my eyes closed.
People are still somewhat worried about this.
Yuan Ruan: [Good, very good! Or should I say... a little too good. Tong'er, do you understand? I can see through the mountains and rivers, smell the border of Daxia, and embrace the sea of clouds in the sky... It really feels like what you said, Tong'er, that I can do anything...]
The court officials who were eating melons had excited expressions on their faces, and their faces became more and more fascinated.
So this is the perspective of a true immortal?
I want to hear more!
Speak carefully!
System: [Hiss, Ah Ruan, wait a minute, won’t you get stye if you do this? ]
Yuanruan: [Ah? Why?]
The onlookers immediately became angry: Why is the system pouring cold water on this!
I, the Great Xia National Destiny, can look at it however I want!
There will definitely be no stye.
System: [You can see through mountains and rivers, so can you also see through clothes? In your eyes, aren’t the people of Daxia naked?]
Courtiers: ...
The clam is stuck?
What?! Naked?!
The courtiers inside and outside the carriage subconsciously blocked the key parts. But soon, they realized that they couldn't make any strange movements, so they put their hands down with great difficulty, trying to remain calm as if they heard nothing.
Yuan Ruan: [Tong'er, what are you thinking about!!! I'm looking at the court officials now, just like a person squatting on a bridge looking at ants, how can I see naked! Also, see-through doesn't just show clothes, if you really want to do it, you should also see the skeleton.]
System: [Yeah, that makes sense.]
The court officials all breathed a sigh of relief and smiled at each other.
Just at this moment, there was a sudden roar from outside:
"God of Agriculture, please calm down!"
"Daxia calm down!"
The emperor raised his eyes, and the prince opened the curtain to see that Chen Guo's imperial teacher was still being beaten in mid-air.
Then several farmers rushed out of the protective circle of the palace guards and beat up the four grooms who were responsible for carrying the statue of the god of agriculture.
One of the grooms collapsed and cried emotionally: "Yes, I am guilty. I said that we should not blaspheme God. I should not have listened to the Chen people blaspheming the statues!"
The moment these words came out, the crowd became even more excited. For a moment, the voices of shouting for war and killing and hoping for the forgiveness of the gods could almost be heard throughout the heavens.
System: [Oh my god, Ah Ruan, look, they all regret it, you are so awesome! ]
The courtiers looked tense.
The emperor frowned slightly and waved his hand.
The prince turned around and got off the carriage, heading straight for the chief of the palace guards and the Imperial Guards who were in charge of maintaining order.
Yuan Ruan: [What's so great about this! This situation is very dangerous. If we are not careful, it will cause a stampede and become a scandal. And I suspect someone is deliberately making trouble. Just think about it, the people were so scared just now that they were as quiet as chickens. How could they suddenly get excited and want to hit someone?]
The emperor and his courtiers nodded in agreement: Xiao Guoyun's analysis of the country's fortune was correct, someone must be fanning the flames.
System: [Hiss, Ah Ruan is right. Who is so mean? ]
Yuan Ruan: [It doesn't matter who instigated it. The first priority is to calm these people down. Well, Tong'er, you should help me locate the altars of Chen, Chu, and Shu.]
Everyone was stunned: ...
System: [Ah? No rush to solve the problem?]
Yuan Ruan: [They let you take the position just to appease them... I finally got to be a real deity, do I have to investigate cases and explain things to them like an ordinary person in order to appease the people?! This will make me lose my dignity. Of course I have to use extraordinary means!]
System: [Hahaha, I understand, I will definitely satisfy you, my honorable King of Kings! ]
Crowd: !!!