Chapter 104 Kicking You Is Like Kicking a Plate

Heavy rain poured down above the four-horse throne, while the emperor sat quietly in the carriage, holding Yuanruan.

Wu Yi replaced the Minister of Revenue and appeared in the carriage, holding a sword in one hand, alert to everything.

Prime Minister Li, Prime Minister Wang and the Crown Prince rushed back and forth in the car in the heavy rain, on the one hand to calm the excited crowd and avoid stampedes, and on the other hand to arrange people to capture foreigners.

Yes, whether you participated or not, all of you are invited to the Imperial Prison for tea.

Among the three kingdoms' imperial masters, only the great imperial master of Chu managed to escape successfully. For this reason, Daxia specially sent a hundred soldiers to chase him.

System: [It seems your brother is serious this time. I hope it won’t lead to bloodshed and deaths.]

The emperor sneered: This is not enough, I must exterminate all three clans.

Yuan Ruan was a little unhappy: [Tong'er, don't keep criticizing my brother. He is a bit strict in enforcing the law, but not as exaggerated as you say. I have never seen my brother kill someone out of anger.]

The Minister of Justice, who had just climbed onto the carriage to report intelligence, crashed into the carriage pillar with a bang.

"Blah la la" the bamboo slips fell to the ground, and the side that rolled out had the list of the "Three Yi Tribes" written on it.

System: [Hahahaha… I burst into laughter. Ah, Ah Ruan, you see what I said was right, your brother is ready to exterminate all three tribes.]

"..." The emperor narrowed his eyes and looked at the Minister of Justice, "Is this your proposal?"

Yuan Ruan: [Tong'er, look! This is what the Minister of Justice meant. This is his letter.]

System: [I misunderstood.]

The Minister of Justice looked at the emperor's deep gaze: ...

As expected, in Daxia, everyone is a scapegoat.

He suddenly cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, these traitors can be killed by anyone. If we just kill them, it may not be enough. I, your humble servant, bravely petition to exterminate their three clans and completely put an end to their arrogance."

The emperor squinted his eyes, coughed, and said, "Well, investigate thoroughly and execute according to the law."

The Ministry of Justice hurriedly said loudly: "Yes."

At this time, the system said again: [Ah Ruan, now can you tell me how you operate this cloud and water, how do you call the wind and rain? ]

The emperor, who was listening to the report from the Minister of Justice, paused.

The Minister of Justice stuttered accidentally while speaking.

The prince, who was passing by the carriage, stopped abruptly and stamped his feet, not wanting to leave. He looked up and saw Prime Minister Li, who had been busy just now, also strolling to the side of the carriage. The two looked at each other and did not move.

Indeed, no mortal can resist the temptation of hearing the gods explain their spells.

Yuan Ruan: [Hmm? Can it call the wind and rain? I didn’t pay attention when I used it today.]

The corners of the melon-eating crowd's mouth twitched slightly: ...

Yuan Ruan continued: [I picked up the dark clouds from the other three countries, and then sent them to Xia Country, and then let them fall as rain.]

The emperor and his courtiers: Oh, so that’s how it is?

What?

To lift the clouds above the altars of other countries?

System: [Ah? Ah Ruan, why are you picking up the clouds from other altars?]

Yuan Ruan: [Of course they were making trouble! I couldn't show the image of the statue of the God of Agriculture beating up the Chen State Master to people from other places, but I also didn't want these two masters who were making trouble in Daxia to go back comfortably. So I deliberately took advantage of their altar ceremony in their country to attract the attention of the people in those countries, and then I also wrote the word "first evil" for Chen State and "evil person" for Chu State.]

The emperor and his courtiers all tilted their bodies at the same time: !!!

What?!

You, you not only snatched away their dark clouds openly.

And he left them such a miraculous message!

Small country luck you, you really are...

That’s great!

Wu Yi lowered his head desperately, grinning so hard that his teeth were visible, the Minister of Justice puffed up his cheeks to prevent himself from laughing out loud. The Emperor covered half of his face with his armrests, trying to keep his eyes blank.

Only the Crown Prince and Prime Minister Li outside the carriage were laughing silently, and the Crown Prince even bent over with laughter.

The pantomime of these two people stunned the ordinary people around them who could not hear their own voices.

A little girl pointed over and said in confusion: "Mom, these two uncles are so weird."

"Hush." ​​The woman quickly covered her daughter's mouth and whispered, "Hurry up, she might be crazy. Don't get too close to crazy people."

System: [My old swan... How on earth did you come up with this? You are really in trouble for provoking these two national masters.]

Yuan Ruan: [Well, it's okay. I had other plans, but I thought it would be better to be more elegant for the first time, so I stopped.]

The emperor and his entourage suddenly had strange expressions on their faces: ...

Is this what you call stopping?

Your elegance, my elegance, we are different.

System: [Hahaha, I am dying of laughter. Elegant, too elegant. Today, Daxia got a benefit and retaliated against the other party's misdeeds. Hahaha, for your brother, today's Spring Festival can be called a perfect ending! The people of Daxia will definitely be convinced by Daxia because of this Spring Festival.]

The emperor's mouth curled up slightly.

The court officials nodded repeatedly: We could never have imagined this in the past, but this year's battle is truly amazing.

Yuanruan's inner voice was filled with surprise: [Tong'er, you are not a human being, you don't understand humans, this is nothing.]

The system's voice was confused: [Ah? Are people so greedy? ]

Everyone: ???

no?

Xiao Guoyun, do you have any misunderstandings about people? !

They already feel very good and content!

Yuan Ruan: [It's not greed, it's excitement. I've performed the Thunder's Fury before, so I must do something big for this Rejuvenation Festival. Otherwise, how can I make them happy and convinced?]

System: [You have taken all the dark clouds and rain from other countries, and even slapped the faces of other countries' national masters. Isn't that enough? ]

Yuan Ruan looked surprised: [Of course not. There is no point in talking more. The carriage will soon arrive at the suburbs for the sacrifice. While my brothers are working in the fields, I will start.]

System: [Wow, I'm really looking forward to it. The carriage should move faster.]

Crowd: !!!

Although they surrendered, we have to say that we are still looking forward to it.

At this time, the prince silently climbed onto the carriage and silently handed the emperor a set of linen clothes used for farming.

emperor:……

You are so impatient.

Prime Minister Li also came up and said, "Your Majesty, we have cleared all the thieves along the way as ordered."

The emperor nodded and said, "Well, the auspicious time is approaching. Let the carriage move forward and prepare for the ploughing ceremony as soon as possible."

Everyone bowed and said, "Yes, sir."