Chapter 163 Two People Carrying One Person

At night, the only light carriage left on the road was that of the Minister of Revenue.

When he got off the carriage and turned around to walk into the mansion, he happened to see the Minister of War and the Minister of Works appearing from the left and right, looking at him with smiles.

The Minister of Revenue consciously wanted to escape.

But then I thought, don't worry, he has a plan.

The Minister of Revenue coughed lightly and bowed, saying, "My Lords, is there anything urgent that brings you here so late at night?"

The Minister of War and the Minister of Works smiled at the Minister of Revenue again.

The two men, one on the left and one on the right, flanked the Minister of Revenue and said almost at the same time: "Hey, hey, is there something small that needs the Minister of Revenue's help?" "It's all for Daxia, the Minister of Revenue can understand us, right?"

The Minister of Revenue had a bad feeling in his heart and said, "Wait! I have a plan..."

He saw a puff of bluish-white smoke appear before his eyes, and the next second, he fell down.

The Minister of War promptly took over the Minister of Revenue.

The Minister of Industry drew a hand gesture of blessing from the Taoist priest and suddenly said, "Wait a minute. Did you hear him trying to explain some plan just now?"

The Minister of War sighed and said, "What plan? He just found something wrong and wanted to stabilize us first. Sir, are you soft-hearted? Think about your empty warehouse and the piles of orders? Can you stabilize it?"

The Minister of Industry was startled and wiped his sweat: "It's unpredictable! It's unpredictable! We finally begged the prince, and now we have to risk it all!"

The Minister of War smiled, poured himself a glass of wine, and then lifted up the arm of the Minister of Revenue: "That's right! We won't hurt him anyway. Let's go and say he's drunk!"

The Minister of Works nodded, lifted up the other arm of the Minister of Revenue, poured himself some wine, and then sprinkled some wine on the three people.

The Minister of War's face began to turn slightly red, and he began to sing a song.

The Minister of Works was suddenly overwhelmed by the evil sound: I asked you to pretend to be drunk and sing, I didn’t ask you to kill people with your singing!

The three of them were arm in arm, the Minister of War was singing, the Minister of Works was vomiting, and the Minister of Revenue was fainting. The three of them were arm in arm, and they really looked like three drunken brothers. At least that's what the Minister of Revenue's family thought.

…

The next day, when the Minister of Revenue opened his eyes again, he found more than ten pairs of eyes around him.

Minister of Revenue:!!!

He stood up suddenly and burped: "Where is this? Huh? Why is it daybreak already?"

The Minister of Justice looked strange: "You are really drunk and unconscious. Have you forgotten how to come to the palace to attend the court?"

"What?!" The Minister of Revenue was completely confused, "He's going to court again?!"

The Minister of Rites nodded: "Yes. Your Majesty and the others will be here soon."

The Minister of Revenue became even more confused. Every time he thought about it, he felt a pain in his head as if it had exploded. No matter how hard he tried to recall, he could only think of the faces of the Minister of War and the Minister of Works.

He staggered to his feet, burped, and was extremely angry: "Where are the Minister of War and the Minister of Works?"

The Minister of Rites looked even stranger and pointed diagonally forward.

When the Minister of Revenue saw this, he was completely confused. Why were the Minister of War and the Minister of Works, one with a red face covering his ears, and the other still singing? There was a circle three meters away. The most outrageous thing was that both of them were wearing women's clothes.

Wait, since both of them are wearing women's clothing...

The Minister of Revenue suddenly lowered his head and saw that he had indeed changed into women's clothes. His old face turned dark and he immediately began to take off his women's clothes.

The Minister of Works and the Minister of War, who were still drunk, rushed over and said, "No!" "Put on!"

Other court officials also followed suit:

"Now that I'm here, I've put on my clothes."

"Sir, why not get it done in one trip."

"That's right, don't waste it."

…

The Minister of Finance rolled his eyes and angrily said, "You guys should think before you act! Our actions are too obvious! Yesterday I discussed the plan with His Majesty, and His Majesty said there was no need to rush and that we could wait!"

The Minister of War roared with some tongue twisters: "Why, why are you waiting! My warhorse..."

The Minister of Finance couldn't help interrupting: "The little princess can already speak! She is still a baby! She can take the initiative! She can be willful!"

Minister of Industry: ...

Minister of War: ...

Other courtiers: !!!

That's right! The little princess can already speak two words. She takes the initiative to ask, and they "pamper" her and agree. Isn't this reasonable and in line with the rules?

"Fuck!" The Minister of Works immediately began to take off his female clothes, and at the same time said to the Vice Minister of Works next to him, "Quick, quick, quick! Give me one of your outer robes."

It was hot, and the Minister of Works, who was only wearing an outer robe, said: …

"Fuck me! I'm really confused." The Minister of War also reacted. While taking off his women's clothes, he rushed to the Vice Minister of War and pulled his pants, "Quick, take off your pants."

It was a hot day, and the assistant minister of the Ministry of War, wearing only a pair of trousers, was shivering.

The Minister of Revenue took off his clothes the fastest. He had just taken off his skirt and dropped it on the ground. When he was about to continue taking off his pink pants, his hand was suddenly grabbed by a chubby little hand.

The Minister of Finance looked down and saw Yuan Ruan's face full of surprise as he said, "It looks great!"

Minister of Revenue: ...

At this moment, Yuanruan's inner voice rang out: [Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Such a strong smell of alcohol, I didn't expect them to play so wild after getting drunk, and actually run naked in the court! The underwear is still pink pants, oh my god! ]

Minister of Works, Minister of War, and Minister of Revenue: …

Reputation is damaged!

They couldn't explain anything.

The other courtiers who heard his inner thoughts almost died of laughter.

System: [Aruan, this is a godsend! You were just thinking about how to get them to wear women's clothes, and now they are streaking, this is the perfect opportunity!]

Yuan Ruan: [Yes! Fortunately, I brought a few extra sets of women's clothing. We can't let them get away. We must weld them to our bodies!]

System: [Okinawa, but how can you make them weld to death obediently? 】

Yuanruan: [Ha! Let my brother go.]

The emperor who just walked in: ...

Courtiers: ...

Yuan Ruan tried his best to walk with his short legs, stumbling towards the emperor: "Father, they are running naked! It's so cold!"

The emperor looked at that side with a bad face: "Jiu'er, don't look at it. It's untidy and unbecoming. I'm afraid it's a beast."

The Minister of Works, the Minister of War, and the Minister of Revenue: !!!

Beast?

The three tigers shed tears.

Yuan Ruan said: "Father, I have beautiful clothes to share with them."

The emperor knew that Yuanruan had taken the initiative to attack, and said gently: "Jiu'er is really kind." Then he looked at the other three coldly, "You still don't thank the imperial master for his kindness?"

The Minister of Works, the Minister of War, and the Minister of Revenue all bowed in unison: "Thank you, Imperial Master."

Yuan Ruan chuckled, feeling inexplicably guilty: [Please don't hate me.]

System: [Having clothes to wear is better than running naked! ]

Yuan Ruan was still a little nervous and grabbed the emperor's sleeve: "I don't know if they are willing to wear it."

The emperor touched Yuanruan's little hand soothingly.

At this time, the palace maid following Yuan Ruan brought up a pile of clothes, all of which were oversized ruches.

The Minister of War stepped forward very skillfully and started to put on his skirt, but was yanked hard by the Minister of Works. Just as he was about to ask what was wrong, he heard Yuan Ruan's surprised voice.

Yuan Ruan: [He is so skilled at dressing in women's clothing! ]

The Minister of War's heart skipped a beat. Oh no! This is too obvious.

System: [Tsk tsk, I knew that U-chan Ueshi was not an isolated case. It must be the influence of the larger environment.]

U-chan Do-yu-sa: …

The smiles of the other courtiers disappeared: ...