Chapter 255: It turns out that this is how it is: a lifetime of two people
System: [No, no. Mr. Yuan has a heart of climbing up the social ladder and doesn’t like maids.]
Yuan Ruan: [That’s right, then why is Tong’er so emotional? ]
System: [I am impressed by the good character of the lady. No wonder the maid is willing to serve as a bodyguard to escort the lady's "one life, one couple" love.]
Cheng Weining breathed a sigh of relief: At least it’s not the worst outcome.
The rest of the onlookers raised their eyebrows curiously.
Yuanruan: [Guardian escort? What does that mean? ]
System: [How should I put it? This Yuan Langjun's abilities are quite mediocre. For example, the poems he wrote recently that amazed everyone in the book club were all borrowed from his mother.]
Cheng Weining: …
Yuan Ruan frowned: [Your character is not good. ]
System: [Yes. He has a bad character. And you know Ah Ruan? His family is in a bad state. But in order to maintain his image as a nobleman, he split the first and second stanzas and the first and second halves of the good poems his mother gave him and sold them to other students.]
Everyone looked stunned:???
What?
Poems and songs can be sold separately?! What kind of operation is this?
Yuanruan was surprised: [What's the point of splitting up good poems and selling them to others?]
System: [It is very useful. Ancient scholars liked to gather together to drink wine, play some word chain games, poetry chain games, and continue writing the previous verse, which can show their talents.]
At this moment, Cheng Weining seemed to have thought of the correct answer, and his face turned darker.
The system continued: [Ah Ruan, look, after the poem was separated and sold, Yuan Langjun first said the first stanza at a poetry exchange meeting to amaze everyone, then he deliberately stopped and said that he wanted to make friends through literature, and then the talented people who bought his poem would say the second stanza to start a conversation, which also amazed everyone. One poem, two splicings, created two talented people. The cost-effectiveness is very high! ]
Crowd: !!!
Frog fun! Too outrageous!
Yuanruan's pupils trembled: [Can we still play like this? This reminds me of the socialite group where even stockings can be matched. Isn't this the ancient version of the talented scholar group? ]
System: [Yes! After all, Daxia is now a recommendation system. Recommend, recommend, recommend, it is better to be recommended if you are famous. These talented people must work hard to build their personalities. Yuan Langjun is smart. On the one hand, he makes money, and on the other hand, because of the high quality of his poems, he also gets the support of a large number of talented people. ]
Princesses: ...
I'm shocked. There are such inside stories in the circle of talented people? !
Yuan Ruan took a deep breath: [Tong'er, you said before that he was the best gigolo. I feel like he can't even compare to Yuan Langjun.]
System: [This one. That person is a freeloader. Yuan Langjun is a freeloader. I didn’t rank them together.]
Yuan Ruan laughed out loud: [Hahahaha, right, right. Tong'er, continue talking about love protection... cough, cough cough...]
Yuanruan was so excited that he got stuck in the pastry.
She kept coughing, gesticulating, and her little face turned pale in an instant.
The system was so frightened that it started to scream: [Ahhh! What should I do? Help! I’m dying! What should I do? Who knows the Heimlich maneuver?]
The eldest princess, the second princess and their group stood up in a panic and walked towards Yuanruan.
The princess almost yelled to the system: Stop screaming! Tell me the steps of the Heimlich maneuver!
Just at this moment, Qi Yue suddenly turned Yuan Ruan over, so that her belly and head were facing downwards.
Then press several acupoints on the back suddenly, and then pat the back gently.
Yuanruan just spit out all the pastries with a "wow" sound, while coughing at the same time.
After hearing the smooth breathing, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Mrs. Wang even ordered the maid to move all the cakes placed near Yuanruan to the back. The eldest princess directly ordered people to come and clean them up, and at the same time brought some snacks that would definitely not cause choking, such as milk custard.
Everyone was still nervous, but the person involved was the calmest.
Yuan Ruan simply drank a sip of water and couldn't wait: [Tong'er, keep talking. I'm really curious.]
The system is helpless, but can only pamper him: [This Mr. Yuan’s family fell into poverty when he was sixteen. He couldn’t stand the poverty, so he kept looking for rich women to raise him. He is now twenty-three or twenty-four, and has three illegitimate children. Of course, most of these are the kind of children that rich women who are female households think he is handsome, borrow sperm to have children, and don’t need him to raise them.]
Yuanruan: As expected, there are mavericks in every era.
System continues: [Yuan Langjun was very dedicated to Madam Wang at the beginning. But after Madam Wang's family was in turmoil and her assets were greatly reduced, Yuan Langjun wanted to find another wealthy man. One day, Tao Ye discovered that Yuan Langjun was secretly hooking up with another noblewoman who had just lost her husband. Tao Ye was so angry that she took action and killed Yuan Langjun.]
Yuanruan's eyes widened in surprise: [Ah? Abandoned? Castrated?]
System: [No. Is it a chemical half castration? This maid was born in an ancient village in the south. She has a very powerful skill in the art of cunt. She has a medicine that can make a man erect or soften. This man can't help but be with her for the rest of his life. Because except for beautiful women, he can't get hard with anyone else. Then Mr. Yuan became obedient and no longer had any philandering tricks.]
Yuanruan: [……]
Three people: ...
Yuan Ruan thought about it and felt that she had to give a few words of advice, telling her not to support this man, lest she be implicated by this scumbag in the future.
Thinking of this, she pretended to fiddle with the turtle shell and said to Mrs. Wang: "After he comes in, you will have three sons."
Although Yuan Langjun was unhappy, his face was filled with joy. He held Madam Wang tightly and said with emotion, "Madam, I am lucky to have you."
Mrs. Wang blushed for a second.
Yuanruan added: "But it has nothing to do with you."
Yuan Langjun’s smile froze.
Mrs. Wang's face suddenly changed: "What?! A concubine's son?"
Yuan Ruan nodded: "Yes." She counted on her fingers and pointed out the specific location of Yuan Langjun's previous child.
Mrs. Wang's expression was no longer ugly, but angry.
Yuanruan originally wanted to add honestly, "This man has no illegitimate children after he got married," but thinking about the man's various shameful actions, Yuanruan remained silent.
When Yuan Langjun heard the specific location, his face changed drastically. Before Yuan Ruan finished speaking, he hurried forward and tried to get close to the beautiful woman, but the beautiful woman suddenly shook his arm away.
Yuan Langjun pretended to fall to the ground, lowered his eyes, revealing his swan-like white neck, and said softly: "Wan'er, the past you said is not important..."