Chapter 287 What?! Eating at a Hundred Houses
Yuanruan weakly asked for confirmation: [What! Sandwiched in the middle? What does that mean.]
System: [It’s the body position! ]
Crowd: !!!
Position? Really shivering?
Yuanruan's pupils trembled: [Ah?]
System: [To put it simply, when the three were attacked by the beast, the second prince stuck closely to the heroine, saying sweet words like "Although I am weak, I am willing to sacrifice my life for you" while dodging. The positions of these people are the heroine, the second prince, the male protagonist of Shu, and the beast. In other words, the male protagonist of Shu and the beast fought to the death, while the second prince and the female protagonist of Shu spoke sweet words in the middle, and the male protagonist of Shu was almost angry to death.]
Crowd: …
So this is the position.
You are worthy of being the second prince. This is the kind of behavior that a malicious person like you would do!
Yuan Ruan rubbed his eyes: [The Second Prince is really outrageous... He actually danced in front of the main character. Isn't he afraid that the male protagonist of Shu will deliberately release the beast to harm him? ]
System: [So he has been sticking close to the heroine, the Shu heroine is his natural shield. When the beast died, the Shu hero was so angry that he wanted to kill the second prince. The second prince, this old man, trembled in front of the Shu hero, then turned sideways, slowly raised his head, bit his lip, revealed his stubborn and bright peach eyes, and said, "I won't give in to you, I don't like men!" Good guy, directly let the Shu heroine misunderstand that the Shu hero is a love rival. When the Shu hero saw that he was being watched by his sweetheart with a vigilant look, he broke down on the spot and was so angry that he shut himself off. ]
Crowd: !!!
Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!
The emperor and the prince closed their eyes: ...Shame on you! Fortunately, this guy has been expelled from the royal family.
Yuan Ruan's pupils trembled: [No, is the Shu Kingdom heroine stupid? The Shu Kingdom hero likes her so much, doesn't she know?! ]
System: [Ah Ruan, you can't blame the Shu Kingdom heroine! Think about it, the old emperor of Shu Kingdom likes men, the south wind prevails in Shu Kingdom, and there are too many things like sworn brothers. The second prince looks very much in line with the aesthetic tastes of the Shu Kingdom. In addition, the second prince is a fool. In order to protect himself, he often secretly slanders the Shu Kingdom heroine for his strange attitude towards him, so as to stimulate the Shu Kingdom heroine and the hero's wife to protect him. So... you can't blame the Shu Kingdom heroine for misunderstanding. ]
Crowd: …
Second Prince, you really are... you are so prepared for a rainy day, and have accumulated so much over time to this point!
It's great that you went abroad! Otherwise, they don't know what rumors would be spread about them!
Yuan Ruan almost burst out laughing: [What! What on earth has the Second Prince learned in these years? What kind of teacher did my brother arrange for him?!]
The emperor almost couldn't breathe in:!!!
Xiaojiu, the Second Prince has nothing to do with me! He likes to do those crooked things, it's purely his own character problem!
System: [I was wondering too, Ah Ruan, do you think your eldest nephew and the third prince would also be good at this? ]
The Crown Prince and the Third Prince almost sprained their backs at the same time: ...
Wait, don't damage our reputation.
Yuanruan is unyielding: [Definitely not! Wait, so the heroine of Shu Kingdom actually likes the idea of strong women and weak men? ]
The system continued: [No. Although the second prince I mentioned is very weak, at least he pretends to be very weak, but usually, he will show a possessive, A, lustful, and wild side to the heroine of Shu. Anyway, the heroine of Shu is almost fascinated by the ever-changing second prince and has become mentally retarded, otherwise she would not secretly take the engagement letter, marry the second prince, and get pregnant.]
Yuan Ruan: [That's right. This second prince has a changeable personality, is handsome, and is considerate. Tsk tsk... a cunning green tea boy. No wonder the heroine of Shu fell.]
System: [Yes, Ah Ruan, now I am going to talk about the Second Prince’s more powerful qualities.]
Yuanruan was confused. No, I just said so much, haven’t I gotten on the right track yet? !
The onlookers were also shocked.
The system continued: [Because the Shu Kingdom heroine is pregnant, the Shu Kingdom hero is completely crazy. One day, it was raining heavily, and the Shu Kingdom hero suddenly rushed out of the palace on horseback, stood in front of the Shu Kingdom heroine's mansion with a knife, and cried for her to open the door, asking the Shu Kingdom heroine to give up the child, otherwise he would let everyone in Shu Kingdom be buried with her.]
Crowd: !!!
Is there such a good thing?!
Yuan Ruanrou's face twitched slightly: [This Shu Kingdom male protagonist...his behavior is so old-fashioned. ]
System: [Yes. When the Shu officials heard the news, they were almost mad. They rushed to the Shu male protagonist without stopping, and tried to persuade him with reason and emotion, but it was useless. The Shu male protagonist refused to leave and refused to do any government affairs. Ah, this is why no one replied to the letter from the fourth prince of Chu, because they were too busy.]
The corners of the emperor and the prince's mouth twitched slightly: ...
When they were exposed by Little Nine\/Nine Sister, they felt that Daxia had too many bad things and too many royal garbage. But now look at Shu...
They suddenly felt that Daxia seemed okay.
Yuanruan: [What then? ]
System: [Then this group of Shu officials went around and around and actually came to the Second Prince for help. The Second Prince succeeded and took the opportunity to make a lot of money. He divided almost half of it and transported it to Daxia.]
Yuan Ruan was shocked: [Ah? She actually asked the Second Prince for help? The Second Prince also persuaded the male protagonist of Shu Kingdom? ]
System: [Of course the Second Prince was not persuaded. But he asked the Shu male protagonist's biological mother and legal wife to come forward and successfully took the Shu male protagonist back by force.]
Crowd: !!!
The emperor couldn't even drink his tea anymore:!!!
It's outrageous that you fucked someone's wife, but now you're so crazy that you fucked someone's mother?!
Yuan Ruan covered her face: [Tong'er, I don't dare to think about it. Could it be that the relationship between the second prince and the Shu country's male protagonist's legal wife and biological mother is very...]
The system quickly said: [No, no! He has nothing to do with the mother of the male protagonist of Shu! The second prince has no bottom line, but he is not a pervert. He doesn't dare to raise certain fish.]
Yuan Ruan heaved a sigh of relief: [Fortunately, he has a conscience. ]
System: [Well, it's not out of conscience. The reason he doesn't dare to raise them is simply because these fish are too close and he's afraid of capsizing.]
Yuan Ruan looked puzzled: [Ah? These fish? Tong'er, how many fish does the Second Prince have in total?]
System: [Second Prince, hehe, you always eat at many places. ]
The Emperor, the Crown Prince, and the Third Prince: …
The Crown Prince and the Third Prince took a deep breath together. The Third Prince even covered his mouth for fear of accidentally screaming.
——How embarrassing.
Crowd: …
——What kind of breed is this?
Yuan Ruan's mouth twitched: [A hundred-family soft rice? ]
System: [Yes!]
Yuan Ruan suddenly frowned: [Wait, I suddenly feel a little unhappy, this... the second prince was clearly punished and sent to Shu, how come he not only has a child, but also becomes a playboy and happy? ]
The court officials suddenly realized: Yes, how come this scumbag is getting more and more comfortable, and the scale of his harem is even bigger than that of the emperor.
System: [Pfft, Ah Ruan, don't worry. The Second Prince is not a playboy at all. He is very nervous every day, and his hair loss is so severe that he needs to wear a wig.]
Yuan Ruan recalled the drunk handsome man with loose hair in the Zongzheng Mansion, and wondered: [He has the most hair, but he has to wear a wig? Is it because there are too many people...? ]
Crowd: …
System: [No, no. The Second Prince is very good at understanding women's mentality. He only provides emotional value to them. He has not slept with many of them.]
Yuanruan: [Then how do you lose your hair? ]