Chapter 320 Male Mother ~Pull~
Increase national fortune?!
After hearing Yuan Ruan's words, the emperor put down the memorial and looked serious.
Wu Yi also began to recall where the Xiongnu held sacrifices to the heavens. If he had known that this thing was so useful, he should have swept a few more altars before leaving.
System: [Ah? It's not to increase the national fortune. It's like this. Every May, the nomadic people in the north go to Dragon City to worship the gods of heaven and earth. They like to use the golden people for offering sacrifices to the gods, and they believe that the older the golden people are, the better they can communicate with the gods. And the golden people for offering sacrifices in your hand are over 300 years old. Those nomadic people will definitely be happy to spend a lot of money to redeem them. Then, Ah Ruan can use the money to buy jade and other things, which are good things. ]
emperor:……
The excitement in Wu Yi's eyes disappeared.
Yuan Ruan's mouth twitched: [I was thinking wrong, but it's good. I didn't expect that the male mother actually brought back all the antiques. The male mother is really amazing. ]
System: [That is not ordinary. The golden man for offering sacrifices to the heaven has always been given to the powerful tribal king for safekeeping. At that time, General Lin led 5,000 cavalrymen to go deep northward and circle within ten days, sweeping all the tribes along the way. At this time, the strongest tribal king of the Xiongnu became alert and decided to march south to encircle and suppress Lin Wenpeng, the young general of the Lin family.]
The emperor sat up straight.
Wu Yi had not yet had time to report these battle situations to the emperor, so he was quite interested.
Yuan Ruan also hurriedly said: [Hiss, then what? Did the male mother show off her power? ]
System: [Yes! At that time, the most powerful tribal king led 80,000 cavalrymen to encircle and suppress Lin Wenpeng. At this time, the troops led by Shi Jiazi and General Li were stationed in the three newly conquered towns of the Chen Kingdom. Only Lin Chengqing was free to respond. However, Lin Chengqing has always been good at steady battles. He only has 3,000 cavalrymen, 7,000 infantrymen and chariots. He is not mobile enough and it is difficult for him to help Lin Wenpeng.]
Speaking of this, the system actually played some "thump thump thump~" background music that brought some suspense.
Not only Yuanruan, but also the emperor and Wu Yi, who knew the whole story, were moved by the music.
Yuan Ruan's chubby face became more serious: [Hiss. This is so dangerous! So the male mother personally led the cavalry to rescue Lin Wenpeng? ]
System: [You can say yes or no. ]
Yuanruan tilted his head in confusion.
The system continued: [After carefully surveying the map, the male mother thought that it would be useless to chase after the Xiongnu from behind. On the one hand, it was not certain that they could catch up, and on the other hand, even if they managed to catch up, the exhausted soldiers would be easily defeated. So the male mother used a trick of making a feint to the east and attacking the west, and besieging Wei to save Zhao. By attacking the Xiongnu's royal city and the dragon platform for sacrifice at that time, she forced the strongest tribal king to give up attacking General Lin Wenpeng and lead his troops back to rescue. This is also the reason why the male mother brought back the golden man for offering sacrifices to the sky.]
The system continued: [Ah Ruan, you don’t know! At that time, the male mother was so excited that she took off her armor directly, revealing her strong upper body and fought a bloody duel with the commander stationed in the opposite Dragon City. The male mother turned sideways, and the biceps of her right hand exploded. The whole person was like a perfect David sculpture, especially the lower abdomen...]
The emperor's mouth twitched slightly: ...
Wu Yi lowered his head, and the skin under his beard turned slightly red.
Yuanruan's face turned pale: [Stop, stop, stop! Tong'er, you, you calm down! ]
She didn't expect the system to become more and more excited. By the end, she had completely forgotten about the battlefield, and all the adjectives were used to describe the male mother's sturdy posture and body when she was killing the enemy.
The system also coughed lightly, and said awkwardly: [Ah Ruan, it’s mainly because the male mother’s figure is in perfect proportion, and her muscle lines are perfectly symmetrical… It hits my code hard.]
Yuanruan was stunned. Why did she feel that the system's adjectives for male homosexuality were a little different?
She couldn't help but say, "What if there is a person whose muscles are perfectly symmetrical, but his body is like a square, or he is fat like a circle?"
The system twitched its mouth and protested aggrievedly: [Ah Ruan! I eat codes, but I am not a code! Ah Ruan and I have the same aesthetic taste for male beauty! I only like male mothers with golden proportions and broad, stable pectoral muscles. As for fat guys, what the hell! What the hell!]
Yuanruan was embarrassed, she thought the system was made up of numbers and preferred a body with mathematical symmetry.
At this time, the system suddenly said: [Ah Ruan! When your male mother fought desperately, she didn't forget to bring you special products, and the most expensive special products. What does this mean? It means that she cares about you. So Ah Ruan, we have to respond to him, right?]
Yuan Ruan was stunned: [What? ]
System: [My friend Tong once said that when a good man cares about you, you should climb onto his chest. Bury him.]
The emperor looked at Wu Yi coldly.
Wu Yi pretended to remain calm and almost told the emperor that Yuan Ruan was not a member of the system and would never agree.
Yuanruan: ...
She looked at the system with eyes full of expectation, thinking of all the good things the system had done for her. Yuan Ruan immediately promised to do it three times, no, once, deep in her chest.
System: [Good! Ouch!]
Yuan Ruan breathed a sigh of relief: [Yeah. ]
emperor:……
Wu Yi: …
As soon as she thought of it, she decided to do it. Yuan Ruan happily stretched out her chubby little hand to Wu Yi.
The emperor slowly turned his head and looked at Wu Yi with a forced smile.
Wu Yi was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to do with his hands. Especially when he felt the emperor's increasingly cold gaze, he dared not move at all.
At this moment, Yuanruan tilted his head and crawled out from under the quilt, with his chubby little hands raised high, just like a kitten stretching out its paws to ask for a hug.
Wu Yi was so cute that he couldn't help himself.
Just at this moment, a cool breeze blew, and Yuanruan, who was not wearing a leather jacket, sneezed.
Wu Yi immediately picked up Yuan Ruan and quickly wrapped his shawl around Yuan Ruan. At the same time, the emperor shouted "Hold her tight".
"Aqiu, please!" Yuan Ruan covered the tip of his nose with his hand and struggled to get down.
Wu Yi suddenly remembered that what he had covered Yuan Ruan with was that he had been marching all the way here in a hurry and had no time to change his clothes.
He quickly stuffed Yuanruan into the clean quilt, wrapped her up tightly, then threw his shawl back and away.
Yuanruan: [It has been buried! ]
System: [Oh, not deep enough!]
Yuanruan: [Damn!]
At this moment, Wu Yi keenly felt the glaring gaze behind him retract, and Wu Yi slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, the emperor suddenly said, "Jiu'er, can you let General Wu stay in your Imperial Master's Mansion for a few days?"
Yuan Ruan was stunned for a moment. Although the Imperial Master's Mansion was not in the harem, it was also in the center of the imperial palace. Why did my brother suddenly let Wu Yi live here? !