Chapter 322 Male Mother's Blue Melon
The emperor and Wu Yi looked at each other.
Before they came, they really didn't think of using Yuanruan's explosive to find out clues.
But since Yuanruan and the system took the initiative to bring it up.
They are naturally interested.
System: [Let me see... Strange, there is not even a red melon on the male mother, only white melons, blue melons, and other unimportant melons. Maybe the thief won't cause any big trouble this time? ]
The emperor seemed to be thinking about something, his expression slightly relaxed.
Wu Yi showed a happy smile.
Yuan Ruan touched his chin: [Well, we can't lower our guard. Maybe it's because the main person of the melon is not a male mother, so it's hard to see. Otherwise, Tong'er, you look from top to bottom according to the level, first look at the blue melon, see if there are any relevant clues? ]
System: [Okay, let me take a look at this... Ah, this melon says that your male mother met a medium-sized merchant on her way back to the capital. Your male mother was kind-hearted and allowed him to go with the army, which was equivalent to protecting him. The merchant became interested and secretly sent a woman to your male mother at night.]
Yuan Ruan subconsciously covered his eyes: [Ah? And then? ]
System: [Because the male mother had just come down from the battlefield, she was extremely alert in her sleep. She almost broke the woman's neck with a backhand. In the end, the male mother still held back and threw the woman out of the room. The guards tied her up and sent her back to the rich merchant. The rich merchant was not giving up. He sent her back twice, one of which was with the man. This completely angered the male mother, and she ordered her subordinates to rob the merchant's caravan. After driving them away, she ordered them not to appear in front of her, otherwise they would be killed.]
Yuan Ruan's mouth twitched slightly: [This merchant is really... jumping around like crazy on the road to death for the sake of profit, and repeatedly testing my mother's bottom line. ]
System: [Yes, this merchant is shallow-minded, a typical "people around him and the world" person. He is surrounded by lewd, lustful and gambling men, so he thinks all men in the world are the same as him. Hehe, male mothers are good, they don't fall for their tricks. ]
Yuan Ruan hummed twice: [What then? This melon doesn't have any key function, what about the others? ]
System: [Let me take a look at it again, for example, this blue melon. The male mother loved Taxue very much, a very good Qianli mare, but she was taken away by the skinny yellow wild horse raised by Krocchi. The male mother doesn't know about this yet. He raised Taxue as his little daughter. Once she finds out, ha, I guess she will go back to eat the yellow horse meat.]
Wu Yi clenched his fists so hard that his fingertips trembled slightly, and he almost couldn't hide the anger in his eyes.
How hateful!
What kind of ugly yellow wild horse with the Killing Heaven Sword appeared out of nowhere? How could it be worthy of my Stepping on Snow!
The emperor initially found it difficult to understand Wu Yi's emotions, but when he heard the system say that Wu Yi raised Taxue as his little daughter, the emperor instantly put himself in Yuanruan's shoes and clenched his fists.
Yuanruan: [Pupu, the grumpy male mother will definitely be furious when she sees the little yellow-haired boy! Are there any other melons? ]
The system immediately responded to continue watching, and then as I watched, for example, the general met some flattering Westerners on the way and wanted to assassinate them but was killed by Wu Yi. Or he met some sorcerers from southern Xinjiang who wanted to put a spell on Wu Yi, but Wu Yi tortured them and they formed a small organization, and any small force was destroyed.
Anyway, no matter where it came from, Wu Yi could see through it in one second.
Yuan Ruan couldn't help but yawn when he heard this: [Wu Yi must have been the reincarnation of the Great Sage in his previous life, with flaming eyes and golden pupils, but it seems that he has nothing to do with this incident. ]
System: [I searched for keywords, then opened the melon and saw that this is really all... Nothing that can harm Wu Yi. Wuwuwu, Ah Ruan, are you disgusted by my uselessness?]
Yuanruan: [No, no, Tonger, don’t be too sensitive.]
Unexpectedly, after hearing these words, the system felt even more wronged: [Wuwuwu, I read in a book that the beginning of a person not loving another person is that they think the other person is too sensitive.]
The Emperor and Wu Yi: ...
Yuanruan: ...
She really wanted to complain, what kind of clichéd romance novel are you reading? Is there love between you and me? Tong Er, are you a lover? !
But Yuan Ruan took a deep breath, held back the words, and then changed the subject: [Tong'er, look! The male mother is going to live in the Imperial Master's Mansion, and you can stay with him for several days. Are you happy? ]
The system was silent for a while, and its voice became a little higher: [Hehehe. Happy. Hehehehe...]
Yuanruan was also infected by the system's "hehehe" and started laughing out loud: [hehehe...]
emperor:……
He suddenly felt a little reluctant to let Wu Yi stay in the Imperial Master's Mansion.
The emperor gently touched Yuanruan's head and said, "Why don't you go back to Yangxin Palace with me?"
Yuanruan hesitated.
System: [Aruan, the male mother finally came back. I miss him. I miss him.]
Yuanruan took into account the system's fragile emotions.
She shook her head at the emperor and said seriously, "Father, I am a little sleepy again. Please go back and rest first."
The emperor looked at Yuan Ruan with a half-smile, and said suddenly: "It's okay, Jiu'er, go to sleep, I can carry you and go with me."
Yuanruan slid into the quilt and said coquettishly, "It's too cold. Jiuer doesn't want to go out."
The emperor had a thousand reasons to kick Yuan Ruan out, but when he looked at Yuan Ruan, who only had a pair of round eyes exposed, he took back his words.
The emperor gently covered Yuan Ruan with the corner of the quilt and said, "Well. You should have a good rest."
Then he turned around and looked at Wu Yi.
Wu Yi quickly bowed his head, clasped his hands and said, "I will go to the next hall to guard it."
The emperor nodded with satisfaction, walked out first, followed by Wu Yi, and then closed the door.
…
Wu Yi stayed in the Imperial Master's Mansion.
The emperor returned to the Yangxin Palace to discuss the matter of rewarding the generals with the two prime ministers and the ministers.
During this time, the Minister of War had been secretly glancing at the Minister of Revenue, as if he was on guard against the possibility that he would say, "Your Majesty, this cannot be allowed!" But after observing for a while, he found that the Minister of Revenue was very cooperative throughout the whole process, and only said "OK" in one word.
Although he was very happy that everything went well, the Minister of War strangely still felt a little uncomfortable. The emperor even mentioned that after this grand celebration, he should cut military spending and use the money to control floods and other people's livelihood issues.
When the Minister of Revenue expressed his agreement with this.
The Minister of War, who was thinking about "Why would the Minister of Revenue do this?", subconsciously said: "I think we can listen to the Minister of Revenue's opinion."
After these words were spoken, everyone looked at the Minister of War strangely.
The Minister of War wanted to bang his head against the wall. Could he say that he was distracted and didn't hear clearly?
The Minister of Finance seized the opportunity and pressed the matter, saying, "Your Majesty, since the Minister of War also believes that military spending should be cut, I think it can be cut in half."
To be honest, when the Minister of War heard this, he didn't get angry but rather felt numb.
The Minister of War asked a soul-searching question: "Minister of Revenue, why can't you see our Ministry of War doing well?"