Chapter 334: The old master was beaten to death by random punches
System: [Yes. He is really cunning. In fact, Ah Ruan, this time not only Qin Fu is cunning, but also the Fourth Prince of Chu is a bit sloppy.]
Yuanruan: [Ah?]
System: [The fourth prince of Chu is a man of great scheming, but this time, he was forced to act by the old emperor of Chu. So he didn't waste his own people this time. He just used the people of Nanjiang as smoke bombs, Qin Fu as a favor, and the old emperor of Chu's spies in Daxia to poison the sacrifice. His purpose is to try to provoke the relationship between the military and the government, and it would be best to provoke the trust between your brother and your nephew, so that Daxia will fall into the struggle for succession again.]
Yuan Ruan's mouth twitched: [So of these three people, one was forced to cause trouble, but was actually showing off in secret, one wanted to reap the benefits of the old man who fished, and the other was a traitor who wanted to test my strength? The three of them had completely different purposes, no wonder they couldn't accomplish anything. It really verified the saying, one monk carries water to eat, two monks carry water to eat, and three monks have no water to eat. ]
Everyone was thoughtful.
The third prince looked at Yuan's soft, chubby little head that kept nodding and was so touched by its cuteness that he subconsciously reached out his hand.
Then Qi Yue held his hand silently.
System: [Yes. And because of your previous blessing, Ah Ruan, the immunity of the officials of the Great Xia court has reached its peak. Even if you don't change anything, these insects will be killed randomly after entering their stomachs. It is estimated that in the end, the officials of the Great Xia court will collectively have diarrhea. Therefore, according to the threat level, this melon is flashing. ]
Yuan Ruan suddenly realized: [I remember, Tong'er, you said before that the color of the melon is related to the harm. In other words, the male mother could have solved this problem perfectly, so the melon is not noticeable. The male mother is amazing.]
The system also started to flatter him: [As expected of Daxia's pillar of support, they are really amazing... So, let's just let them drink the wine? ]
All the civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty took a half step back consciously: !!!
System, please don't be like this! Chronic diarrhea can be fatal!
Yuan Ruan coughed twice: [No, no, no. It's OK if I don't know, but I know it won't work. Tong'er, give me some magical power, the one that can make me master the animal language.]
System: [Okay. But what are you going to do, Ruan? Let the animals drink this?]
Yuan Ruan staggered, his voice full of helplessness: [Of course not. It's just a performance in advance.]
System: [Ah? Is this the surprise performance Ah Ruan prepared for the New Year? Absolutely awesome!]
When the court officials heard that they didn't have to drink it themselves, they immediately felt relieved.
At the same time, I am also a little curious about what surprise performance will be next?
Yuan Ruan felt a little embarrassed when he heard this: [I don’t think it’s a perfect match! But, it’s useful after all. Let’s see if I can beat the old master to death with my random punches.]
As soon as he spoke, his supernatural powers were activated.
A pale white halo spread outward with Yuanruan as the center.
She squatted down, patted the majestic lone wolf's head, and whispered, "Let your relatives and friends come over. Oh, and take away the sacrificial meat. You don't have to eat it."
Huihui's ears twitched, and he looked at Yuanruan wisely, and uttered a soft "ow".
——"Mengbao, you can understand what I say now, right?"
Yuan Ruan touched his cheek a little embarrassedly and hummed twice.
The lone wolf did not ask why he could sometimes hear and sometimes not. He just took two steps closer to Yuan Ruan with joy, rubbed Yuan Ruan's arm with his furry head, and let out a soft "wool".
--"wait for me."
After saying that, Huihui stood up and leaped down the ladder in two or three steps, and walked towards the nearby back mountain with a vigorous figure.
Thanks to the fact that it was wearing clothes similar to Yuanruan's, the common people below were a little panicked, but they remained calm, and some even took the initiative to make way for the lone wolf to pass.
After a while, a loud "wailing" sound suddenly came from the mountain not far away.
To Yuanruan, it sounded like the Golden Eagle boss was responding: [Mengbao is calling us! The Lone Wolf Army has set out! Here they come! Coming soon!]
Yuan Ruan suddenly felt a little nervous when she heard the sound of the golden eagle being too offline.
She had indeed arranged some cute moves for the little animals before, but after all, a long time had passed and there was no advance rehearsal, so she didn't know what the little animals could do now.
At this time, Qin Tianjian suddenly called out, "Your Majesty, please look."
Following the direction of his finger, everyone looked over there, their eyes were a little stunned.
In the mist dyed golden by the sun, golden eagles flew over in a V-shaped formation at a very fast speed, and then they circled in front of the gate of the palace, and countless beautiful flowers fell from the sky.
If you look closely, you can see that there seems to be some small animal sitting on the golden eagle, scattering flowers diligently.
At this moment, the sound of rumbling hooves suddenly came from not far away.
When people looked, they saw that the elk, wolves, rabbits, goats, wild boars and other animals that formed a food chain did not kill each other, but rushed towards the palace with a common goal.
Then, the herbivores, mainly small herbivores, jumped on the large herbivores, like playing with garlands, or scattering flowers. These scattered petals almost put on a thick flowery dress under the cloud ladder.
As for the large carnivores, they all held the flesh of a prey in their mouths, and placed the prey on the altar in an elegant posture.
Because Huihui had delivered the message, after they put down the meat in their mouths, they also took away the cattle, sheep and pigs that had been poisoned with insect poison that had been placed on the altar.
Although these animals' movements are a bit rough and they make mistakes from time to time, there is still some wariness between herbivores and carnivores.
But they are diligent, try hard to lie, and put meat in. In the eyes of the public, they are really funny and cute.
At least the common people below had seen so many miracles that almost no one questioned or feared them. Instead, they all looked at them with genuine enthusiasm, constantly muttering:
"Wow, the wolf and the rabbit dance together. It's really eye-opening. Hey, I wonder if I will get the sacrificial meat from the wolf hunt or the sacrificial meat from the golden eagle."
"With the little imperial master here, I can really see everything. Oh, and I'm a little curious. Are the meats brought by the beasts from the relatives of these herbivores?"
"Pfft... let's change the subject."
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The common people below were talking about it.
The court officials near the ladder watched in silence, not knowing what to comment for a moment.
At this time, Qin Tianjian clapped his hands suddenly and said, "Your Majesty, the beasts are coming to pay homage. This is a good omen!"
The corners of the mouth of the Manchu civil and military officials twitched: ...
Qin Tianjian, why does your mouth sound so weird?
Why do we need thousands of beasts to pay homage to us? Our Majesty is the Emperor of Man, not the King of Beasts!
The emperor was silent for a while, then he said, "General Wu, today is the day when all creatures come to celebrate in Daxia. This is a rare opportunity. Let's use the offerings they bring to drink wine and offer sacrifices to the heavens."
Wu Yi quickly smashed the wine jar that had previously contained the "poisonous blood" onto the ground, spilling the wine all over the floor, then he saluted and said, "Yes!"
Everything went smoothly after that.
The prince loudly recited the celestial offering, which was something like thanking God for blessing the generals of Daxia and ensuring their safe return.
Wu Yi distributed the wine to court officials and soldiers, and the extra was also distributed to the common people in the front row.
Everyone raised a glass of wine to celebrate.
Finally, everyone happily distributed the charred and blackened sacrificial meat.
Yuanruan also got a piece. Although it looked a little burnt, it tasted crispy and was quite good.
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