Chapter 378 The Emperor Flees
The emperor was just about to say it was okay.
Then I heard Yuan Ruan saying to the system: [Tong'er, continue to tell me how my brother came into contact with the queen. Qi Yue will definitely be back soon.]
The emperor's mouth twitched, he pinched Yuanruan's cheek, gritted his teeth and said, "Ha."
He picked up Yuanruan and walked out calmly.
When the emperor did this, some court officials stood up subconsciously.
System speech speed: [Okay. Let me take a look. Ah Ruan, your brother has little experience in courtship, and I feel that the means to get close to the queen are a bit stupid. ]
Yuanruan became interested again: [How do you say that? ]
System: [For example! Your brother wanted to increase the number of dates with the Queen. He heard the Third Prince talking about how women like to go out to enjoy the flowers in spring, so he ordered people to hold flower viewing parties non-stop. That spring, there were two or three flower viewing parties held by different people almost every day.]
The Third Prince was stunned: Wait, what does this have to do with me?!
Many veteran officials showed a look of sudden enlightenment.
Some young officials looked at each other in bewilderment: Who among the family members understands! How could His Majesty be so silly and cute? !
The system continued: [But because the queen was lazy, she had to show up at a few flower-viewing parties that were hard to refuse, and then ran away. As a result, your brother couldn't find any chance to meet the queen at all. Once, he waited in a rainstorm and got soaked. After returning, she found a random excuse to pull out the third prince who was having a great time and beat him up.]
The Third Prince was stunned for a moment, and looked at the Emperor speechlessly: "Brother Emperor, you didn't do it well? You blame me?!"
Then, the Third Prince's eyes met the Emperor's gaze.
The Third Prince immediately put on a fawning look, and almost patted his chest and said: Blame it on me, blame it on me!
Yuan Ruan: [Pfft. Brother, you failed in your first attempt at a trick?!]
The system chuckled: [Failed, but not completely. Your brother decided to give up this unreliable idea, but when he heard that the queen was going to attend the peach viewing banquet, he subconsciously followed her. The newly discovered peach forest is very high, and vehicles cannot go up there, so you can only walk. And you still remember that hermaphrodite woman. ]
Yuan Ruan's mouth twitched: [What is hermaphrodite called... Remember, what happened to her? ]
The Third Prince trembled his fingers and pretended not to care, but he had already put down the tea bowl.
The system continued: [She was very wary of your brother, so she deliberately told your brother another way, hoping to lead him away. Coincidentally, the queen heard that there were delicious food on that road, so she followed the maid and sprained her ankle. Your brother didn't want other servants to touch the queen, so he carried her on his back and took her all the way up.]
Yuan Ruan covered his mouth: [Hiss, just sticking out in the open? No need to worry about the inappropriateness of men and women... uh...]
Yuan Ruan suddenly thought of Da Xia's very wild "Spring Festival" and other unrestrained sexual activities, and swallowed the words back.
Yuan Ruan changed his tone and said, "Brother, you must be happy now."
System: [Yes. He was so happy.]
Crowd: !!!
When the queen heard this, she raised her eyebrows and slowly looked at the emperor.
The veins on the emperor's scalp were throbbing, and he instantly quickened his pace.
The third prince wanted to follow the emperor, but was grabbed by the crown prince.
The third prince looked at the emperor walking away and whispered, "Brother Crown Prince, Gua is leaving."
The prince's voice almost rang out in a low voice at the same time: "If you chase me again, you will die?"
As soon as he finished speaking, several court officials who had stood up sat down again silently.
At this time, the system was still exposing the gossip: [Ah Ruan, there are more interesting things between the Queen and your brother. ]
Courtiers: !!!