Chapter 83 This move is called diverting disaster water to the east
System: [Haha, look at what is written here. The Shu Kingdom heroine asked him who he was, and the second prince wept and said, "He is a noble from the Chen Kingdom whose property was robbed by his illegitimate brother. He vowed to accumulate strength, go back for revenge, and prove himself to his playboy father!" Hahaha, when you go out, you give yourself an identity. ]
Yuanruan: [Hahaha, that's good, this wave is called diverting disaster water to the east. ]
System: [Hahaha, I'm reminded of the eighteen concubines he created for your brother. It's so funny. Even though it's so miserable, he didn't forget to cuckold your brother while pretending to be someone else. He's really stubborn.]
The emperor's face turned dark instantly.
The prince tried hard to straighten the corners of his lips.
The court officials were trying frantically to hold back their laughter: the original level of funniness was 100%, but after linking it to the past events of His Majesty, the level of funniness dropped to %.
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Yuan Ruan: [Huh? What's wrong with the male mother? Why is her face red and sweating? ]
System: [Maybe he is worried? Afraid? Ah Ruan, your brother's face looks so dark and ugly. I don't know what kind of treasonous words are written in the letter submitted by the second prince.]
emperor:……
Everything the Second Prince wrote was very serious, and it was you who said the truly treasonous words.
The emperor managed to calm his expression and said, "Well, we'll talk about his matter later. Do you have anything else to report?"
Many court officials began to lower their heads and rub their faces, trying to regain a stable expression as quickly as possible.
At this time, the supervisor of Qintianjian stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, the Grand Master of Chu has sent a message, saying that he will personally preside over this Spring Festival."
The court officials were stunned.
The emperor asked, "He came in person? Is he not preparing for the competition among the four national masters?"
Qin Tianjian hesitated for a moment before speaking: "Your Majesty, the Grand Master of Chu State said that since the Spring Festival is likely to be held in a different location, in order not to miss the auspicious time, he hopes to hold it thirty days earlier than before."
Yuanruan, who was yawning, woke up with a start.
Yuan Ruan: [What? Thirty days in advance. The Spring Festival competition is only a few days away! I’m still one National Fortune Point short of triggering a new magical power!]
System: [I am so angry! This Chu State Grand Master has no moral integrity! How can he come early at will?]
Seeing that Yuan Ruan was unhappy, the court officials also spoke up:
Minister of War: "A Grand Imperial Master is just a self-proclaimed title by the State of Chu. We are giving him some face. In reality, that old fellow is nothing. Can Daxia let him manipulate us? If he dares to come, good! If he can leave the border of Daxia, I will bring my head to you."
The Minister of Rites looked at the Minister of War in silence, then said, "Your Majesty, I do not agree. Nothing can be accomplished without courtesy. If you do what the Minister of War does, the four countries will all point to us as the murderer, and we will be attacked by everyone. We, the Great Xia, are a country that values courtesy. If we want to kill someone, we must kill him before he enters the capital."
Minister of War: ...
Yuan laughed softly, spitting out baby bubbles: [Hahaha... Good, what a great gesture of courtesy for the country. Courtesy, this is very polite. I feel much better. But Tong'er, we still have to get the national sports points as soon as possible.]
System: [Don't be afraid, Ah Ruan. I've been slacking off lately and haven't opened many melons. I'm reflecting on this. I'll scan again, starting with male mothers.]
Wu Yi: …
I felt a chill on my back.
The court officials prayed silently in their hearts: Please trigger the national destiny mission before scanning my melons.
System: [Wait a minute, this little Wu Yi is related to you. I told you, when my mother was on this western tour, I saw many children in the Xiongnu wearing furry hats, so I thought of you and specially embroidered a pair of small gloves for you, with cat ears. Are you surprised? ]
Yuanruan: [What! There is such a good thing. ]
Crowd: !!!
The emperor and the crown prince looked at Wu Yi in shock.
The court officials all looked sideways, their eyes almost popping out.
General Wu Yi, known as the Man-Slayer, was a ruthless and brutal warrior on the battlefield.
She actually embroidered gloves for the young master in private? She even embroidered a cat!
Is this appropriate?!
Many of the military officials who followed Wu Yi into battle tried hard to remain solemn, fearing that they would be punished with an iron fist by the angry generals after the court session.
Wu Yi felt like his whole body was burning with rage, and he was so embarrassed that he couldn't even raise his head. He could only close his eyes.
The system is still very excited: [I really didn't expect that the male mother missed you so much that she didn't forget to get you a pair of gloves while protecting the prince on his journey to the west. Ah, the reason is written here. The male mother had a blue-eyed, white-haired kitten when she was a child. Well, this must be empathy. He still carries the gloves he prepared for you with him, thinking that the weather is cold, so he is ready to give them to you as soon as possible. He is really, I am crying! ]
Crowd: !!!
What? You brought it all to the court?
The court officials' eyes began to sweep up and down Wu Yi.
Yuan Ruan: [Really? Who called me cute? I am looking forward to the next day.]
System: [Really? I saw it. It’s in his trouser pocket. My Ah Ruan is the cutest.]
Following the system's words, the court officials' gazes collectively turned to Wu Yi.
Wu Yi: …
He twisted his hips awkwardly.
Yuan Ruan: [There is not much government affairs today, and no one has made reports.]
The emperor gave the eunuch a hint.
The eunuch immediately stood up and said, "If you have something to report, please report it. If not, please leave the court."
The court officials were in no hurry to act. After all, the system was going to clean up the mess. They wanted to delay it as much as possible and did not want to die early like Wu Yi.
At this time, the emperor gave the prince a look.
His original intention was that the court should not be silent for too long, and he wanted the Crown Prince to start a topic or call on someone, so as to avoid a group of people standing there quietly and arousing the little princess' suspicion.
But the prince has been too used to covering up lies and smoothing things over recently, especially now that it involves the mission of triggering the national destiny mentioned by the system. In addition, the eunuch's words contain the meaning of "retreat from court if there is nothing else to do".
The prince instantly understood another meaning.
The prince naturally bowed and said, "Farewell, Your Majesty."
The other court officials were stunned. Why did they leave work so early today? Didn't Xiao Guoyun say he wanted to clean up the mess?
The court officials also knelt down and saluted, saying, "Farewell, Your Majesty."
emperor:?
Wait, Prince, you misunderstood what I meant!
It was not possible to sit down for a while, let alone freeze in place. The emperor had no choice but to stand up, that's all. He would hold a small court later and let Yuan Ruan select the melons.
At this time, the prince turned around and spoke naturally: "General Wu Yi, before you came here, you were still lamenting that you couldn't catch up with Jiu'er's succession ceremony as the national teacher, and you kept saying that you wanted me to bring the Ninth Princess a gift after the court session. Now that the court session is over, give it to me."
Court officials: It suddenly dawned on them that perhaps all the bets on Wu Yi were placed on him to determine the fate of the nation.
Wu Yi: …
Your Highness, I haven't seen you for a few days. Your ability to speak nonsense has become better and better.
Facing everyone's scorching gazes, Wu Yi, with an unnatural expression but skillfully took out a pair of very small white furry gloves. There were two small ears on the back of each glove, which looked particularly cute.
Yuanruan: [Wow! So cute, so cute! ]
System: [As expected of a male mother, so sweet! Missing your broad chest muscles. ]
Yuanruan: [I miss you too! I want to bury you! Keep you warm! Hug you!]
Wu Yi looked at Yuan Ruan, who tilted her head slightly, blinking her big, sparkling eyes, and stretched out her two little hands. For a moment, he wanted to hug her but didn't dare.
At this moment, the system suddenly became excited: [Wait, Ah Ruan, this glove has triggered the national destiny mission? ! ]
Crowd: !!!
What?!
The national destiny mission has been successfully triggered!
It’s another day without social ruin, and the country is also happy, double happiness!