Chapter 86: Minister of the Ministry of Revenue: Can I say this? !
System: [I know Ah Ruan is the best. There will be no problem.]
Yuan Ruan was helpless and amused by the blind confidence in the system: [I haven't said it yet. This method is a bit stupid. I was making a fuss about the heat and wind in front of my nephew before, and my nephew has already ordered the eunuchs to open the doors and windows of the Golden Throne Hall. It's cool outside today. The colder it is, the lower the probability that my brother will take off his gloves.]
The court officials all looked at the prince: OK, OK, good cooperation.
System: [Wow. Ah Ruan is awesome. She even knows how to take advantage of the right time and place.]
Yuan Ruan: [No. Mainly, I will keep an eye on my brother during the recent court sessions. If he still takes off his gloves after more than three days, I will lightly shock his fingers as soon as he takes off his gloves. If he puts on gloves, the shock will not occur. I believe that my brother has a strong ability to seek benefits and avoid harm, and he will definitely understand that he must wear gloves.]
System: [Yes, yes! ]
The emperor's mouth twitched constantly: ...
Is this how you treat your brother?
The other court officials almost fainted with laughter: "What a filial piety! Such a filial piety!" This is a good idea. It seems that His Majesty will not suffer any more this time.
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After attending two morning court sessions in a row, by the third day, Yuan Ruan was so exhausted that he yawned repeatedly.
System: [Aruan, are you so sleepy today? ]
Yuan Ruan: [Huh… I’ll put my head in the basin of water to wake myself up later. I have to be awake. I need to be precise when electrocuting people. Fortunately, there is only one dragon chair, so it’s easy to aim. There will be no problem. Take off the gloves and electrocute him.]
"Bang!" Suddenly, there was the sound of tables and chairs shaking nearby.
Yuan Ruan rubbed his eyes and looked over. It turned out that it was the emperor and the empress coming together.
Yuanruan yawned hoarsely, "Ah...ah, hand!" "Father, father, please help my hand..."
The emperor originally planned to take Yuanruan with him to court to reassure her and to see what the new magical power was.
But seeing how sleepy she was, the emperor scratched Yuanruan's nose helplessly and said, "I know Jiu'er is worried about me. Don't worry, it's cold today and I will keep it with me. Jiu'er, go back to sleep."
Upon seeing this, the Queen sighed: Your Majesty is almost being electrocuted, but he is still worried about Jiuer not being able to sleep well. You really dote on her.
The emperor wanted Yuanruan to sleep a little longer.
Yuan Ruan, however, held the emperor tightly and refused to let go.
The two were in a stalemate, and the emperor secretly gave the queen a few glances.
The Queen suddenly had an idea and said, "I see Jiu'er is so clingy, she must be at the age where she needs a playmate. It just so happens that today is the day when the twins who are being raised in Prince Zhong's mansion return to the palace for a two-day stay every month. They are about the same age as Jiu'er, and after Jiu'er wakes up, they can just listen to books with her and be influenced by her."
The emperor clapped his hands: "Yes, yes, yes!"
"Yeah?"
Yuan Ruan just uttered a confused sound. Wait, what? She and the baby were influenced by reading together. What kind of horror story is this?
Yuan Ruan: [No, I have to go to court today. I have important matters to attend to! ]
System: [Yes! This can’t be operated remotely. ]
The emperor looked at Yuanruan's dark circles and pinched her cheeks: "Go to sleep obediently. When she wakes up, she can go to the main hall again."
The queen nodded slightly: "I understand."
Yuanruan struggled desperately and stretched out his hand: No, wait a minute!
However, the emperor had already left resolutely, and Yuanruan was tucked back into the quilt by the empress.
Yuanruan still wanted to fight on, but in the cold weather, the temptation of the warm quilt was too great.
——Fall asleep in seconds.
When she yawned and opened her eyes again, an hour had passed and it was not long before the court session ended.
System: [Ah Ruan, it may not be impossible. It’s cold today, maybe your brother won’t take off his gloves.]
Yuanruan can only relax: [Let’s hope. ]
At this time, she saw the Seventh Princess Qi Yue and the Queen walking in from outside.
The queen first asked the maid to help Yuanruan wash and dress, and then said to the Seventh Princess: "The Eighth Prince and the Eighth Princess will be here later. They are only a few months older than Jiuer, so they might be able to be companions. You will go to the main hall together later. Qier, you are the eldest sister, so you can just keep an eye on them."
The Seventh Princess pursed her lips.
Yuanruan: [That's impossible. I'm not that naive.]
The seventh princess's mouth curled up slightly.
The queen found it funny, but she could understand it when she thought that the seventh princess could be considered to have been rescued by Yuan Ruan.
The seventh princess carried Yuan Ruan to the main hall, where two babies were already sleeping soundly.
"Ninth sister?"
Yuan Ruan turned around when he heard the voice, and found that it was the Crown Prince and the Third Prince who walked in.
"Eeyah, ehhhh!"
Yuan Ruan: [It’s over, it’s over. My nephew has shown up and has already left the court. The mission is not completed.]
The prince was stunned and held back his laughter: That's not the case. He and several other court officials were specially arranged by the emperor to watch over Xiao Guoyun. His father was worried that Xiao Guoyun would regret it after waking up and run around with random thoughts.
The prince took something out of his arms, tied it around Yuan Ruan's wrist, and said, "One for each of you to keep safe."
Afterwards, the crown prince gave one each to the seventh princess, the eighth princess, and the eighth prince.
Yuan Ruan lowered his head and smelled the scent of sandalwood, which was obviously blessed.
She also discovered that the seventh princess' jade pendant was in the shape of a long sword, her jade pendant was in the shape of a panda, and the eighth princess and the eighth prince's jade pendants were in the shape of peace and happiness. The prince was really thoughtful and considerate.
At this time, the Minister of Revenue came over slowly, coughed lightly and said, "Today, I will read the Book of Songs to the Eighth Princess, the Eighth Prince, and the Ninth Princess."
When Yuan Ruan saw the Minister of Revenue, he once again thought about the fact that he had already "left the court" and that he had to complete his tasks early tomorrow, so he felt a little unhappy.
System: [Ah Ruan, don't be unhappy. How about eating some interesting melons? How about starting with the Minister of Revenue? ]
The Minister of the Ministry of Revenue who was speaking on the stage staggered, and instantly dreamed back to that chaotic day of great fighting.
But he soon calmed down again.
Even that day has come, and it’s not like he hasn’t been exposed before, so he remains calm.
Yuan Ruan drooped his eyelids: [You tell me. ]
System: [Hey, do you know how the scratch on the face of the Minister of Revenue came about? I have to talk about him and his wife first. It says here that last night, the Minister of Revenue got drunk and burst into tears when he came home: "You actually found those wild men, have you ever thought about me!" The Minister's wife was also very angry, "So what, if it weren't for the news that you kept a bunch of mistresses in my hometown, I would be like this? If you go crazy again, I'll divorce you. Several of my sisters are very happy after the divorce. When they miss a man, they bring one home to be husband and wife for one night, and they are very comfortable. I don't need a man from you."]
【The Minister of Revenue became even angrier, and shouted: "You still want to get married? With your hobbies... who would be willing to be your husband and wife for one night. And what I said was fake, someone impersonated me." The Minister's wife was also stunned: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? In fact, I was also fake, you know my hobbies, I didn't sleep. I was just watching the show."... After the two quarreled, his wife... had a conversation with him that she hadn't had in a long time. 】
Yuan Ruan originally lamented that the openness of the people of Daxia was comparable to that of later generations.
When she heard the second half of the sentence, she suddenly became excited: [Hmm? Speak more carefully? What communication?]
System: [That aspect! How to describe it, woman on top? ]
Yuanruan: [Hiss, this is such a big deal...]
The Crown Prince and the Third Prince froze at the same time and looked at the Minister of Revenue in disbelief: I didn’t expect that such a refined and elegant man could be so extravagant in private!
The Minister of Revenue's face turned red and his eyes were full of panic.
System: [Hehehe... Let me see if this is what is written here. The Minister's wife looked at the blushing Minister of Revenue with a half-smile, "You look like you are looking forward to it... Let me see if you are..."]
Suddenly, there was a "bang bang bang" sound of something heavy hitting the stage.
Yuanruan and the system looked over at the same time, and then made a "vocal" sound.