Chapter 91: Living your life well is the most important thing for you
System: [My head hurts. I don’t even know where to start talking about this. It’s too complicated.]
Yuan Ruan became excited instead: [Is it like a TV series? I am looking forward to it even more. Don’t worry, just come one by one.]
Crowd: Yes, yes, yes. The more details the better, so I can dig deeper.
System: [Okay. First, it's the Shu State Master and his sworn brother. The Shu State Master was originally a wild man in the mountains, and then he was captured as a slave and sold to a scholar. Originally, the Shu State Master wanted to escape, but he coveted the beauty and kindness of his master, especially after he found out that the scholar also liked men, he was even more reluctant to leave. Then he took water from the well next to the master's bedroom every day to take a bath, often touching and sticking to him with his upper body naked... The slutty operations continued. A year later, he was knocked down by the master who couldn't bear it anymore. Two years later, the two broke through many obstacles, secretly went to the temple to worship the gods, and became sworn brothers. Then... hehehe, Ah Ruan, do you want to hear the details of getting along? ]
Yuan Ruan: [Hiss... Forget it, this bowl of dog food with too much background can be taken away, let's have some bloody excitement. ]
System: [Okay.]
The court officials' pupils trembled: Wait, this, this is already seducing the master in an act of insubordination, isn't it exciting?
Several courtiers who still wanted to listen to the details scratched their heads in confusion, but when they noticed the emperor and the prince's half-smiles, they immediately put on a stern face.
System: [Two years later, this scholar was recommended to be an official in the capital of Shu. However, the recommender found that Shangguan, the Minister of Rites, was obsessed with the scholar's beauty. Without saying a word, the recommender knocked the scholar unconscious and sent him to sleep with him. After the scholar woke up, he refused to obey and was then forcibly locked up and raped by Shangguan.]
The courtiers subconsciously glanced to the left.
Standing there was an assistant minister of rites with a slightly twitching mouth.
Even though it wasn't the same person, but hearing the same code name still made me feel, well, weird, and I couldn't help but take another look.
Yuan Ruan: [Hiss...what's next?]
System: [This scholar was unwilling to be imprisoned, and once when the Minister of Rites took him out to worship the gods, he sneaked away, and the result was your favorite melodrama. The previous state teacher of Shu was given an aphrodisiac and escaped. The two ran into each other, and the dry wood met the raging fire, and the sauce brewed. After that, the previous state teacher was also seduced by the beauty of the scholar, and because of his virginity, he saved the scholar and locked him in his own mansion, and robbed him. ]
The soft baby shuddered: [Ah, this... just out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den again? No, how beautiful is this scholar? I want to see one being raped and robbed! Are there any pictures? ]
System: [Yes. Take a look.]
Yuan Ruan: [Hi, this is the "Hi! Wife" style. I can't say it's very beautiful, but there's a sense of fragility that makes me feel pitiful. No wonder...]
All the court officials raised their heads and said: We are curious and want to take a look.
Yuan Ruan continued: [Wait, he was raped three times in total, so he was raped by the emperor in the end because of her beauty?]
System: [Not this. But he was indeed robbed by the emperor.]
Everyone: ???
What?
What else can you want if not beauty?
Yuanruan: [Ah? Why? Inner beauty?]
System: [The Emperor of Shu Kingdom has always loved the previous Imperial Master of Shu Kingdom, so one of the Emperor's lackeys deliberately drugged the previous Imperial Master in order to present him to the old Emperor for credit. The result... this is the result. The old Emperor of Shu Kingdom was so angry that he first killed his lackey with a thousand knives, and then rushed into the Imperial Master's mansion and robbed the scholar.]
Yuanruan: [Ah?]
Courtiers: Huh???
Wait, didn't the old emperor like the previous imperial teacher? Why did he sleep with the scholar?
Is there something wrong with this logic?
Yuan Ruan: [This isn't right. Did the old emperor sleep with the wrong person? ]
System: [No, no, the emperor didn't dare to desecrate because he loved her so much. He found substitutes for the three palaces and the backyard who resembled the previous imperial master in some way. Every time the old emperor did something to a scholar, he would ask the previous imperial master if he had done the same to him. He also asked... Anyway, he had a jealous look on his face.]
Yuan Ruan: […Oh my god! What kind of love is this old emperor? He is crazy about finding a substitute and giving birth to a lot of children. At the age of 60, he deliberately creates a "rival in love". There are so many flaws that I don't know how to complain about them... True love should be like Cheng Weining! ]
System: [Yes. Cheng Weining is the pure love warrior! ]
The officials of the Xia Kingdom looked at Cheng Weining with a smile.
Cheng Weining was a little shy, but soon he puffed out his chest with pride.
Yuan Ruan: [This is three times of robbery. Let me guess, in the end, did the scholar and the current Shu Kingdom's Imperial Master get together? And then they took revenge together and poisoned the previous Imperial Master? ]
System: [Ah, that’s not the case… The relationship here is so damn complicated, why don’t I just not talk about it.]
Courtiers: !!!
No no no! Don't get stuck here!
We understand, please finish your sentence!
Yuanruan also stood up: [Tell me, can it be more complicated than Randong? ]
The system said solemnly: [It is much more complicated. Every time the old emperor gets the scholar, he has to communicate a lot about the habits of the previous imperial teacher. After more communication, the old emperor found that the scholar’s personality is very similar to that of the previous imperial teacher. The old emperor also fell in love with the scholar. ]
Yuanruan: [Ah?]
Court officials: Ah?
The system continued: [The Shu State Master wanted to kill the old emperor, so he sneaked into the mansion of the previous State Master and replaced the elixir that the previous State Master had made for the old emperor with poison. After he had been lurking for a long time, one day he discovered that the previous State Master had actually drawn a diagram of how to make the scholar shiver. The Shu State Master was jealous and crazy after seeing it, and then... well, he beat and abused the previous State Master in various ways, and finally castrated the previous State Master, saying that he wanted him to atone for forcing the scholar to shiver? ! It turned out that the previous State Master was also mentally ill. After being castrated, he actually fell in love with the Shu State Master with Stockholm syndrome, and even helped him secretly meet the scholar. ]
Yuanruan: [Ah?]
Court officials: Ah?
What is Stockholm Syndrome?
No, how could I fall in love with someone who castrated me? That's too scary.
System: [Castration can easily lead to infection and death, so the previous imperial teacher was dying. The old emperor found that the previous imperial teacher's health was getting worse and worse, and he was very anxious, so he fed him elixirs, but the elixirs were tampered with and the previous imperial teacher died after eating them. The old emperor was horrified, and he mistakenly thought that the poison was prepared by the previous imperial teacher to kill him. The old emperor was so shocked that he became paralyzed on one side.]
Yuanruan: [Ah?]
Court officials: Ah?
What is this!
The old emperor of Shu Kingdom became paralyzed for this reason? !
You are too fragile to be an emperor.
System: [The old emperor of Shu Kingdom resented all the Taoist priests because of this. He was very resistant to the new imperial master introduced by Longhu Dojo. At this time, the scholar and the imperial master of Shu Kingdom had already met. The scholar recommended the imperial master of Shu Kingdom, and the old emperor readily agreed. After the imperial master of Shu Kingdom entered the palace... Anyway, the relationship between the three of them is also very dramatic. ]
Yuan Ruan: [Hmm, so how did those three people cause trouble? How about you elaborate on it? ]
Court officials: I really want to know.
System: […No, the current displayed full mosaic literature…I just read the post.]
Yuanruan: [Oh... a threesome? Or a rag? A sandwich? ...Hmm, are there any pictures? I can't imagine it.]
System: [The abacus beads are flying on my face, no no no! No! I am a serious person. It is not serious to understand immediately! ]
Courtiers: ...
It seemed like they understood it immediately.
Yuan Ruan rubbed his chubby face and suddenly changed the topic: [Ahem, what a mess. Were the high-ranking officials in ancient times so chaotic? Hey, brother wouldn't be like this too, would he?]
The emperor staggered, never expecting to be stabbed in the back.
Courtiers: !!!
Hiss, this scene is so beautiful, they dare not even think about it.
System: [Hiss, now that you mention it, after all, your brother has the most vines wrapped around him, and he can be called the king of melons. It's hard to say. Why don't you take a look.]
The court officials' eyes lit up.