Duang!
A huge head slammed heavily on the table. Du Kang exposed his plump and round back of the head in front of everyone with an extremely resolute attitude, and screamed in despair: "I will not live anymore!"
Tao Mu and the other two tried hard to hold back their laughter, and patiently comforted Du Kang, who debuted as a C "Guardian": "Things have already happened. Don't think about it anymore. Just let it go."
"Actually, this kind of thing is nothing. Many people do this. I don't believe you are the only one who does this in our school."
"Yes. Otherwise my classmates wouldn't have recommended this method to me."
"Wait a moment!" Du Kang suddenly raised his head and turned to look at everyone. His movements were so violent that he almost twisted his neck, leaving a clear red mark on his forehead.
However, at this moment, Du Kang couldn't care about these. He felt that he had been betrayed by his people. Now not only was his face and body injured, but his young heart was also in danger: "What do you mean by just me? Didn't we agree that we would all stand together in Dormitory 301? Didn't we all do this? So you all didn't put on that cushion?"
Du Kang felt so shocked that he couldn't even speak clearly.
Facing someone's heartbroken eyes, Tao Mu was the first to raise his paw to clear himself: "I've already said that I definitely won't do it. It's useless for you to force me. After all, I have a serious idol burden!"
Yes, after all, I am a person who uses several skin care products before washing my face in the morning. Du Kang was mentally prepared and reluctantly accepted Tao Mu's explanation. Then he shifted his gaze to Wen Bao, who was 1.75 meters tall.
"Well," Wen Bao touched his nose, a little embarrassed: "My shoes are a bit uncomfortable. I can't even fit the insoles. So--"
"Don't mention shoe size to me!" The 1.9-meter-tall man from Northeast China was immediately furious: "If there was no problem with the shoe size, would I have lost this person?"
Du Kang said, looking fiercely at the only southerner in the dormitory, who was also the culprit of this accident (due to the psychological shadow of Du Kang, this matter can no longer be simply characterized as an incident): "What about you? Wasn't it you who proposed this? Why didn't you execute it?"
Chu Suian blushed. He felt really guilty and sorry for Du Kang: "...I'm sorry."
Du Kang: Haha!
Chu Suian swallowed more and more guiltily, his Adam's apple sliding up and down with difficulty: "I thought about it carefully again. I think Mu is right. After all, we are students of the performance department, different from my classmates who study science and engineering. What if we are discovered..." How embarrassing!
And the facts have proved that it is right to act prudently.
A bolt of lightning struck Du Kang's head with a loud "crack". The shadow around him expanded at a speed visible to the naked eye: "So the three of you secretly betrayed the group activity. You left me alone, right?"
"I'm sorry!" Chu Suian clasped his hands in front of him and bowed his head in confession: "I didn't expect..."
Du Kang felt so sad and angry that he couldn't say anything. A mouthful of blood got stuck in his throat and his lips trembled for a long time as if he had Parkinson's syndrome. He couldn't utter a word.
"Are you still human?" Finally, classmate Du Kang wailed in an extremely painful voice. His eyes swept over Tao Mu who was stirring something in a small basin, and he asked angrily: "I'm already in such a miserable state, what are you doing?"
"I'll get some facial mask."
"You mixed a bottle of old yogurt, a bag of flour, and a tube of toothpaste together, and you call that a facial mask?" Du Kang was instantly shocked, and even forgot about his miserable situation. If Tao Mu hadn't suddenly squeezed half a tube of toothpaste into it while mixing it, Du Kang would have thought Tao Mu was making something to eat.
"That's pearl powder!" Tao Mu corrected him, "My face feels uncomfortable after being exposed to the sun for a day."
Du Kang was puzzled: "Don't you have a facial mask?"
"It's different." Tao Mu shook his head and explained in a very experienced tone: "No matter how much the finished facial mask claims to be pure plant, it actually contains chemical ingredients. It's not good to use too much. Especially at our age."
It’s different if you DIY. Most of the things you use are edible and have a milder nature.
In fact, Tao Mu rarely does this. I've been staying up late for the past six months. In addition, the autumn climate was dry and the wind was strong, and he really couldn't bear it. It's better to have some trouble than to have the face reconstructed.
This concerns the dignity and bottom line of the idol group.
Tao Mu finished applying it to himself, and did not forget to recommend it to everyone. The three grown men felt that this facial mask was sticky and looked greasy. I really don't want to experience it. In the end, Tao Mu convinced her with just one sentence: "This is cool and more comfortable than the mask I used this morning."
Really?
The three big men looked at each other, and finally sat in a row in front of Tao Mu, looking up and letting Tao Mu do what he wanted.
Tao Mu shaved the white powder on the faces of Wen Bao, Chu Suian and Du Kang in the order in which the three roommates sat down. Wen Bao and Chu Suian had just finished painting when they heard someone knocking on the dormitory door.
He clenched his fist and banged on the door twice with such force that the door shook.
"?" Tao Mu glanced at the alarm clock on the bookshelf with some confusion. It's already nine o'clock in the evening, who is it?
"Coming." Tao Mu opened the door with a shaved handsome face.
The moment the dormitory door opened, the person standing outside was caught off guard. When he looked up, he saw Tao Mu's pale face and was so scared that he screamed on the spot.
"… I'm scared to death!" Several boys living in the dormitory opposite patted their chests with lingering fear: "What are you doing?"
"Put on a facial mask." Tao Mu stepped aside: "Come in?"
"Yes!" Several people nodded and filed in. At the same time, he explained, "We just wanted to come and take a look. We just thought the people in your dormitory were quite funny. Especially Du Kang."
After all, he is the first C "Wei" to debut among the freshmen of Beijing Film Academy in 2008.
Boys always like to get together and have fun. So the four of them discussed it in the dormitory and came here directly. But I didn't expect to be given a shock.
It seems that Dormitory 301 is worthy of being the first dormitory to debut in the C position among the freshmen of the 2008 class of Beijing Film Academy. They are all quite capable.
"Hey, Du Kang. We just came to see you." The leading boy, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, looked dignified. Seeing the red mark on Du Kang's forehead, he smiled and teased, "Hey, Du Kang, I see your forehead is red. This is a good sign, proving that you will soon become red."
"Get out of here!" Du Kang was so angry that his face turned blue. It was this guy who stood next to him during military training and called out his name to take advantage of his misfortune!
"No! Look, your name is Du Kang, and mine is Du Ming. We were from the same family five hundred years ago." Du Ming smiled and tried to get closer: "We are classmates and from the same clan. You are ignoring me for such a small matter. Isn't that bad? Besides, if it weren't for my shout this morning, you wouldn't have become a celebrity among the freshmen of the 2008 class of Beijing Film Academy!"
"I'd rather not be a celebrity! I'd rather not be in the limelight! If you like it, take it!" Du Kang snorted, his chin poking the ceiling. "Little Taozi, cover your face for me."
Tao Mu responded with a "yeah" with a smile, walked to Du Kang with the small basin in hand, and smeared the last half basin of facial mask on Du Kang's face.
Du Ming's roommate was watching from the side and said quietly, "This is a huge project!" The workload of one person was as large as that of the other three people.
Not to be outdone, another person added insult to injury: "It seems that Du Kang, not only do you have big shoes, but you also have a big face." After saying this, he still appreciated his own double entendre. I think I'm quite humorous. He just laughed to himself.
Du Kang: “!!!”
Tao Mu quickly suppressed the Northeastern man who was so angry that his hair stood up, and said angrily: "What are you doing here? Are you trying to hurt me?"
After all, Tao Mu was reborn, so his mental age was ten years older than these kids. Plus, he had been a superstar and a domineering boss in his previous life. With the accumulated power, even with that funny white face, he still exudes an aura of authority that does not allow anyone to mess with him. Everyone was stunned.
The boy, who thought he was very humorous just now, pursed his lips and explained with a stiff upper lip: "That's not what I meant... I was just saying it as a joke..." Why is he still angry?
The others were also a little confused, looking at Tao Mu with their hands and feet tied. The only boy who didn't say anything rolled his eyes and immediately understood. He said with a smile: "Hey, didn't we agree to come here to comfort Du Kang? You guys don't say something nice to comfort him, but keep rubbing salt into the wound. Isn't this unkind?"
The guys who were just rude also realized what was going on and apologized to Du Kang with a smile: "Brother, that's not what I meant. Don't get me wrong, we're not here to laugh at you. We just thought everyone in your dormitory was funny, so we came to visit. We'd like to apologize to you as well. You're a magnanimous person, and you've become famous with one kick, so please don't bother with us, right?"
While talking, he glanced at Tao Mu. I kept complaining in my mind: This pretty boy seems easy to talk to, why is he so scary when he gets a stern face? Besides, it wasn't his fault. Why was he getting anxious when the main person didn't respond?
Du Kang also understood. All of a sudden, my heart felt like it had been soaked in warm water. I felt extremely comfortable and moved. The 1.9-meter-tall man even pinched Tao Mu's sleeve like a spoiled child: "I'm fine. Don't be angry."
Tao Mu's expression eased a little. He was used to protecting his own people in his previous life, and he couldn't stand others bullying the people around him. The few people who came in to visit were very tactless in their conversation, and they used personal attacks and stabs as humor. When you are angry, he will say innocently, "I was just joking, why are you taking it so seriously?"
Take what happened today for example: everyone was just making a fuss in the morning, and the words spoken when we first entered the door could be considered harmless ridicule. But there is no such thing as a third time. These people started by talking nonsense about Du Kang endlessly, and in the end they attacked Du Kang's appearance and character without any measure. This kind of self-talk was a bit too much.
If you really think you are a crosstalk performer, others have no obligation to support you.
Seeing that the group of people who had spoken rudely had already apologized to Du Kang, Du Kang had no intention of pursuing the matter. Tao Mu no longer dwelled on the matter. He picked up a bag of fruit he had just bought from the supermarket downstairs from the table, washed it with salt water, and asked everyone to sit anywhere: "Eat fruit. Take whatever you like. You're welcome."
He took out a few bags of dried fruits from the cabinet. Dahui picked them up to visit Yanjing City yesterday. Following Brother Yao's instructions, he specially brought a large bag of dried fruits that Tao Mu liked to eat from Ye Se. Tao Mu had no place to put it, so he shared it with the other three roommates when he returned to the dormitory. Just put the rest in the cupboard and whoever wants to eat it can take it.
Du Ming and the others had not yet recovered from Tao Mu's aura, and they were all a little timid. It's so restrained. Seeing this, Tao Mu smiled and said, "You guys chat first, I'll go wash my face."
They are all boys of eighteen or nineteen years old, who have just entered college from high school. They have not been influenced by the entertainment industry and have not had time to shift from the naive mode to a deeper level. They are still silly and naive.
When Tao Mu finished washing his face and splashing water, a group of big boys were already chatting animatedly.
Du Ming was holding an apple in his left hand, a bag of Torreya nuts in his right hand, and a bag of pecans in his arms. He was excited when he saw Tao Mu: "Oh my god, it's so lucky to be your roommate. There are so many delicious foods that I can eat at will."
It’s not like their dormitory, where anyone who buys something would like to put it in the cabinet and lock it up. It's so boring.
"And I see that all your clothes are branded. Your family must be very rich, right?"
Tao Mu smiled faintly: "My family has no money, but my elders dote on me. I also work part-time."
"What part-time job can earn so much? Can you recommend one to me?"
"Nightclub!"
The four people in the dormitory opposite suddenly became quiet, looked at each other, and almost choked on the dried fruits in their mouths. Obviously everyone misunderstood.
Tao Mu scared everyone calmly and said calmly: "Being a stunt double, being a model, taking wedding photos in a photo studio, there are many types of part-time jobs. It depends on what you can do."
"So what were you doing in the nightclub..." someone asked cautiously.
"Being a waiter and selling alcohol. Don't you know that the commission for alcohol in entertainment venues is very high?"
"Oh!" Several people suddenly realized. They said, looking at Tao Mu, he doesn't look like that kind of person. Of course, there are also people whose eyes roll around and no one knows what they are thinking.
By the time the four people in the dormitory opposite had eaten their fill and had a satisfying chat, it was almost ten o'clock. Du Ming and his friends stood up and left, holding their round bellies. Before leaving, they took a few bags of dried fruits to eat. The four people in Dormitory 301 were sweeping the floor and cleaning up when they asked Tao Mu, "Mu, why did you deliberately mislead them?"
Tao Mu raised his eyebrows, looking innocent: "How did I mislead them?"
"It's about what you said about working in a nightclub. Isn't that the club owned by your brother? And you were only a teenager when you worked in the nightclub..."
Tao Mu chuckled: "Why, are you still afraid that they will make up stories about me?"
Wen Bao scratched his nose, feeling embarrassed to speak ill of others behind their backs. Anyway, he didn't have a very good impression of those people.
Chu Suian said in a low voice: "Others are fine. I just feel that Du Ming is a bit..." Anyway, he doesn't give people a good impression.
Tao Mu chuckled: "Isn't this good? Eat my food and drink my drinks, and then you can tell me apart later. It's just a few kilograms of fruit and a few bags of dried fruit, and it's a good deal to be able to recognize a person."
Tao Mu said, glancing at Du Kang. Silly child, please be more careful. Don't be like in your previous life, where you treated people as your good friends, gave them gifts and resources, but turned around and stabbed them in the back, almost ruining your reputation and kicking you out of the entertainment industry.
"Not really?" As expected, Du Kang scratched his head carelessly: "If they are like this, what kind of people would they be?"
"Love who you want to love! We're not roommates, so we don't need to be together all day. Out of sight, out of mind." Wen Baozheng was talking, and saw Chu Suian squatting down to pick up things: "What are you doing?"
"There are so many uneaten dried fruits here, they are all mixed together." Chu Suian, with the delicate homeliness of a Shanghai man, looked distressed: "And the fruits, half of them are eaten. They are wasting things!"
Before he finished speaking, his three roommates suddenly burst into laughter. Chu Suian laughed inexplicably: "What's wrong?"
"Oh my, your Northeastern dialect is amazing. Xiao Anzi has only been with us for a few days, and he can even speak half of the card machine."
"It's not my fault." Du Kang pointed at Tao Mu and said, "He's the one who likes to say this the most." He kept talking about the half-card machine he was tinkering with on his website.
Thinking of this, Du Kang asked, "Hey, what's your website like?"
"Almost done." Tao Mu sat in front of the computer and prepared to start work: "It will be online in another week. Where are the photos I asked you to collect?"
"It's only the first day of military training. We haven't even recognized everyone yet!" Wen Bao took the responsibility: "Don't worry. With your face, as long as you stand in front of the girls, they will give you a hundred yuan, not to mention a photo. As for the boys, we will take care of them."
Wen Bao and a few others were thinking about how to get close to the boys from the class of 2008 and ask for their photos. As a result, the next day, before Wen Bao and the others took the initiative to approach others, someone secretly surrounded them during the break between military training and asked Wen Bao and the other two: "...The most handsome boy in your dormitory is called Tao Mu, right? Is he really a guy in a nightclub?"
"What?" Wen Bao and the other two were immediately furious: "No. Who said that? Isn't this slander? Isn't it too much?"
"Hey, don't worry. We also heard it from the people in dormitory 302. They said that Tao Mu admitted it himself."
"Admit it! I was just teasing them. That nightclub was opened by Tao Mu's brother. It's too much. Isn't it just a mouthful of cannon? Is there anyone who throws dirty water on others like this?"
Du Kang and his companions angrily found the four people in Dormitory 302 and exploded in front of everyone: "I say you guys are unkind, aren't you? Last night in our dormitory, you ate, took, and spoiled everything. Did you eat all the food for free? Don't you understand the principle of being grateful to the one who eats you and being soft-hearted when you take something from him? What the hell are you?"
"Hey, how can you talk like that? What did we say?" The people in dormitory 302 were also unhappy: "We didn't say anything?"
"How can rumors spread without saying anything? You are the only ones who know about this matter. If it wasn't you who said it, who else would have said it?"
"Hey, don't accuse me for no reason, okay? Why do you say that we are the only ones who say that? Whoever said that is a bastard——"
The student from 302 was not finished talking when he was interrupted by his roommate: "What's the use of saying it? We didn't say anything else. We just said that Tao Mu is not a rich second-generation, his family has no money, and he dresses so well and spends so much money because he works in a nightclub? What's wrong with that? Is there something wrong with that?"
"Du Ming!" The other people in 302 looked at Du Ming in shock. What's the meaning?
"You fucking bastard..." Although Du Kang is usually very talkative, he is speechless when it comes to the real situation. He is so angry that he grabs Du Ming's collar and pulls him up from the ground: "I think you deserve a beating."
“Hey, what are you doing? Stop hitting people!” Seeing this, the other members of 302 rushed over to stop the fight.
Wen Bao was not tall, but he grew up in the alleys. He could handle the hot-tempered Yanjing man with just one punch.
Chu Suian has been a good boy since he was young. He is quiet and not good at fighting. But he relied on his 1.80-meter height and hugged someone in dormitory 302, pinning him down to make it easier for Wen Bao to beat him. One of them tied up the other and beat him, and they cooperated very well.
"Hey, what are you doing? Someone is beating someone up! Du Kang from Dormitory 301 is beating someone up!"
After yesterday's sanitary napkin incident, Du Kang has already debuted as the center among the freshmen of 2008. At this moment, when someone heard Du Kang shouting "Du Kang beat someone up", people from several teams were attracted over.
Tao Mu, who was holding a camera and taking pictures of everyone in the girls' team, heard the commotion and hurried over.
"What's going on?"
"You guys in the dormitory are too domineering, aren't you? You beat people up over a disagreement!" Du Ming stared at the two black eyes and shouted unconvinced: "I want to report to the instructor! I want to report to the teacher! How can this be possible!"
"Why hit someone?" Tao Mu had been thinking about asking girls for photos all morning. Besides, he was the person involved, and no one dared to cause trouble for him. So Tao Mu didn't even know about the gossip that was spreading quickly among the boys of the 2008 class.
"They are talking nonsense and making up stories about you." Du Kang rubbed the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand angrily. He was also injured in the battle just now.
"Oh." Tao Mu suddenly realized that this was something he had expected. "You shouldn't hit people!"
"Let's see. Tao Mu is the only one in your dormitory who understands things——" Du Ming raised his chin and looked arrogant, but he hadn't finished his words. Then Tao Mu said seriously: "Just punch them in the stomach twice and make them vomit out what they ate yesterday."
Du Ming: “…”
Everyone in bed 302: "..."
A group of onlookers: "..."
A bunch of girls also heard the news and came over: "Tao Mu, what's going on? Aren't you going to take a picture for us?"
"That's right, why are they fighting again?"
"It seems like Xiao Wei got into a fight with someone?"
When Du Kang heard this title, his face turned dark. Seeing so many girls coming over, Du Ming immediately raised his panda eyes to gain sympathy: "... Just because we told the truth, you come and beat me up. It's totally unreasonable. Can you judge for me, is there anything wrong with what I said?"
Du Ming said, and repeated Tao Mu's words last night, deliberately emphasizing that it was Tao Mu himself who said that he worked in a nightclub: "I just told everyone what he said. Why did you hit me? Are you guilty? Are you angry because of shame?"
However, these girls are not as simple-minded as boys, especially in front of the top handsome guys they want to protect, they become even smarter.
"That's not right. Tao Mu said he had so many part-time jobs. He was a model, a photographer, and a stunt double. Why do you only talk about the nightclub?"
"Is this a deliberate attempt to induce me?"
"You ate other people's food and deliberately led others to say bad things about Mumu behind their backs. Why are you so disgusting?"
"And you said you didn't do it on purpose. If you didn't do it on purpose, all the boys would know about it. If you did do it on purpose, would the whole school know about it?"
"I think that's what he meant. He's jealous that Tao Mu is more handsome than him and more popular with girls than him."
"Who is that?"
"You are a mean person who harms others without benefiting yourself!"
A group of girls didn't give Du Ming a chance to say a word and directly pressed the girl to death in front of the villain's tombstone.
Du Ming had never expected this to turn out like this, and he was furious: "Are you sick? You're crazy about handsome guys. What if he's really being kept by someone?"
Oh, are you just going to fall out?
Tao Mu looked at Tao Mu calmly and curled the corners of his mouth. I'm about to stand up and speak for myself.
Suddenly, a powerful soprano voice burst out from the crowd, "What's wrong with being kept? Our Mumu is handsome, so he's likable. Don't say he's not kept by someone. Even if he is, it's because the rich woman has good taste. What's the matter? You don't even have the basic conditions to be kept by someone!"
"That is to say, I have no money, no power, and no status now. You wait until I become famous in the entertainment industry. Tao Mu, I am willing to support you, are you willing to accept it?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the entire playground burst into laughter. Tao Mu didn't expect such a Cheng Yaojin to appear halfway, and the plot of slapping him in the face that he had planned went astray.
The key point is that when other girls saw this, they also followed suit: "Tao Mu, when I become famous, I also want to support you, do you agree?"
"Tao Mu, when I have money, can we get married? I'll support you!"
"Tao Mu, will you be my boyfriend? I will be responsible for making money to support the family, and you will be responsible for being beautiful. I will definitely treat you very well!"
"Mumu, let's work together to have a baby that looks just like you. You stay at home and be a full-time dad, and I'll work hard outside to make money. I'll give you my salary card and passbook!"
A bunch of boys were laughing like crazy. Some people even raised their paws to join in the fun, stretching their necks and shouting: "Tao Mu, do you like men? I can also support you!"
So in an instant, Tao Mu became the "most wanted man" among the freshmen of Beijing Film Academy in 2008. He made his debut at the speed of light after Du Kang.
I just don’t know which title sounds better, this one or “a technical pervert with a serious idol burden”.
Obviously Tao Mu doesn't like any of them! So he could only take advantage of this wave of popularity and collect photos of boys and girls as quickly as possible.
On the tenth day of military training, I put my own Feixun website online.
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