Chapter 1: Eating Watermelons



[I have nothing to do today, so I came to see what's new in the sect. I think I saw the name of the Fifth Elder, so...]

A familiar voice rang out, and everyone in the Nanling Sect, whether they were flying in the sky, running on the ground, or meditating in the cave, subconsciously raised their heads.

The eldest brother who was flying in the air with a sword almost stepped on empty air.

Because the Fifth Elder is his master. If all the embarrassing things about his master were to get out, his master would lose all his reputation.

"Junior Sister!" Li Bai turned the sword tip and reluctantly rode the dark golden glazed sword to the foot of the mountain.

"Junior sister, it's already noon, and the competition is about to begin. How can you still be at the foot of the mountain? Come up, I'll give you a ride."

Lan Yue, who was lowering her head and secretly picking a spiritual flower, suddenly shuddered and quickly hid the spiritual flower in her sleeve.

Seeing the figure of the eldest brother, she waved her hand in surprise: "Elder brother, wait for me, I'll be there soon!"

"Big Brother is such a good man! How did he know I haven't learned to fly a sword in three months?"

The voice was full of emotion, with great sincerity.

[But I absolutely won't tell anyone that I can't fly a sword, which is why I got up at 11:00 AM and haven't even reached the arena yet!]

Lan Yue puffed out her chest and clenched her fists tightly. This was related to the dignity of her, a little cannon fodder!

The head can be cut off, the blood can be shed, but the dignity cannot be lost!

Even a small cannon fodder in a cultivation novel has the dignity of a cannon fodder!

Only Li Bai on the glazed sword twitched his mouth, thinking that if you, little junior sister, yell in your heart, the whole mountain will know that you can't learn to fly with a sword in three months.

He definitely won't tell anyone yet, but now everyone probably knows about it except for the junior sister's master who is in seclusion.

Standing happily on the luxurious glazed sword, Lan Yue had no idea that she had not forgotten to secretly hide the spiritual flower deeper into her sleeve, and then opened the Three Realms Watermelon Eating System again.

Yes, she has a Three Realms Watermelon Eating System, and she is not a local native, but a modern person who traveled through time.

The night before she traveled through time, the entire Weibo collapsed, and the smell of melons spread everywhere. She was like a badger in a melon field, running around everywhere, extremely excited. She didn't sleep the whole night and ate one melon after another.

Then she died suddenly that night. When she opened her eyes, she traveled into a long novel about cultivating immortals and became a very inconspicuous cannon fodder in the Nanling Sect.

Alas, life is unpredictable. Who would have thought that she could travel through time?

Fortunately, her system is powerful. Although it is just a system for eating melons in the Three Realms, as long as she eats melons continuously, she can gain cultivation!

This is simply a golden finger tailor-made for her! She is not good at anything, but she enjoys eating melons the most!

People in the domestic entertainment industry call him the God of Melons!

Well, there was nothing wrong with this time travel, except that she didn't get to eat the last big melon that night, which made her regret it for the rest of her life.

That was a big drama. Two actresses had been arguing over who was their mistress, but guess what? The real mistress wasn't either of them, but a male star!

Hehe, go straight up to meet the man!

However, just when the truth was about to be revealed, she died suddenly! Sudden death!

If she hadn't come to the world of cultivation, Lan Yue felt that she would be so angry that she would come back to life!

I don’t want to think about it anymore, I’ll just continue eating the melons of the cultivation world! Although the melons of the cultivation world are different from those of domestic entertainment, they are also sweet!

It’s just that this system is a bit dull, otherwise how joyful it would be for everyone to eat melons together?

In front of Lan Yue, the eldest senior brother breathed a sigh of relief. This junior sister's attention was finally not on his master. Otherwise, he would not know how to face his master after returning.

At this time, the majestic voice of the Fifth Elder came to Li Bai's ears: "Xiaobai, you did a good job. When we return, I will reward you with another spiritual weapon."

After hearing this, Li Bai couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth. It was worth his painstaking efforts to stop his junior sister from speaking her mind. This trip to the foot of the mountain was really worth it!

I don't know what the magical weapon that Junior Sister got is. She actually knows so many private things.

It's really strange that there is such a magical weapon in the world that likes to pry into people's privacy.

Fortunately, it was in the hands of Junior Sister. If it was in the hands of someone with ulterior motives, the entire cultivation world would be finished.

However, before Li Bai could breathe a sigh of relief for long, he heard the familiar voice again.

[Is the arena that far? Flying with a sword takes so long, so if I walk there, won't my legs be broken?]

[Since I have nothing to do sitting on the Glazed Sword, I might as well take this opportunity to eat some melon.]

Lan Yue had just clicked on the latest update of the melon-eating system when she felt the glass sword under her feet shake. She suddenly grabbed the senior brother in front of her, her heart beating fast with fear.

[Holy shit, holy shit, I'm so scared! Big Brother's riding skills are a bit shaky! It turns out I'm not the only one with such poor sword control. Big Brother looks so cool, but I didn't expect he was just forcing himself?]

Li Bai, whose reputation was damaged: "..."

When that batch of disciples entered the sect, he was the one who drew Qi into his body on the first day and learned to fly with a sword on the second day!

At that time, the whole sect was in an uproar because of his fast speed. The master even had a big fight with other elders. In the end, many of his beards were broken before he was able to defeat him.

Why couldn't he fly with his sword? Why was he so strong?

Ahem, at most I was just shocked by my junior sister’s inner voice, and something unexpected happened.

[I've been busy all morning and haven't even gotten to eat a single melon. No, I have to take a look! Even if Big Brother's driving skills aren't stable, he can't stop me!]

[Where did you just look at? Oh, yes, the Fifth Elder.]

[Speaking of which, what exactly happened to the Fifth Elder? Let me take a look. Hey, the Fifth Elder's beard, which looks so sagelike, was actually glued on by himself! I never thought it would happen!]

Lan Yue was so shocked that she didn't even notice the eldest brother in front of her tremble violently.

Then the two of them standing on the glass sword fell from the sky like a meteor across the sky.

[Fuck, help, help! I’m dying, dying~~~]

[Big Brother, Big Brother's driving skills are not unstable at all, he is really risking his life!]

[Dead, dead, dead, I'm going back in time. Please, the time-travel gods, please let me go back and eat the last melon! From now on, I will burn incense for you every day!]

The sound of fear spread throughout the entire sect. Except for some ancestors who were in seclusion, all people and spirit beasts could not help but look towards the direction of the arena.

The Nanling Sect has a special spirit beast sect that raises various spirit beasts. With the terrified cries from the sky, these spirit beasts couldn't help but become irritable and all tried to rush out.

At this moment, a white streak appeared out of nowhere.

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