2 002 Measured by hand
◎We don't know each other across the street.◎
Neither of them could convince the other, and they were both very persistent. Even when Xu Shiqing borrowed her phone and showed her the trending searches, she still couldn't give in.
"Director, why don't you announce it first, otherwise there's nothing we can do." Xu Shiqing's face was full of distress, and she had to ask the program crew for help.
"It's not the right time yet. Let's think of another way and convince the other party first. If that doesn't work, then a draw will do." The director did not agree.
Before the recording of the show, the entire production crew was very afraid of these cunning guests, so they tried to be friendly with each other from beginning to end.
Although it is too weird and may annoy people, it has no highlights and cannot attract people.
I didn't expect that this hot topic would be brought up just after the first episode was recorded. The two female guests were confronting each other. Just by looking at the soaring number of people in the live broadcast room and the explosive comments, you can guess that this segment is definitely going to be a hit.
Of course, it cannot be revealed directly at this time, and it will only be interesting until the last moment.
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In a magnificent hall, four male guests in formal attire sat on one side of a long table in a harmonious atmosphere.
However, some guests looked to the side from time to time, obviously waiting for someone.
A long T-stage was built in the center of the hall, and the lights on the top were shining brightly, as if expecting the models to shine on it.
"What clothes did the three brothers-in-law choose for my sisters? Will they be able to recognize them at a glance? I'm so afraid that my choices are too biased and Shiqing might have made the wrong choice." Peng Hongyu was a little distressed. He was the youngest of the four and also the most active.
"What does it mean to choose the wrong one?"
"It's a little different from Shiqing's usual dressing style, but the jewelry is what she likes." Peng Hongyu frowned, looking a little nervous.
Yang Zhi immediately comforted him: "It's okay, the clothes that Lao Luo and I chose are all recognizable at a glance. There are only two sets of clothes left, choose one of the two. The jewelry is still your wife's favorite, so it's still an easy choice."
When Peng Hongyu heard this, he immediately looked at Lu Sinian who was sitting next to him and asked anxiously, "Mr. Lu, is the style of the clothes you chose for Mrs. Lu very different from what she usually wears?"
Lu Sinian put down the teacup in his hand and raised his eyelids slightly: "Ren Lu will not make a wrong choice."
He had a great voice, with a pure and just-right bass that was pleasing to the ears without having to deliberately clamp it.
Peng Hongyu felt unhappy when he saw how confident he was.
"Brother Lu, are you so confident?"
Because the tone was too urgent, it sounded like a question.
"It's not self-confidence, it's trust in my wife." Lu Sinian made the final decision.
As soon as he said this, the other three male guests couldn't help but look at each other.
"Mr. Lu and Mrs. Lu have a very good relationship." Yang Zhi complimented.
Perhaps because he is married to the host, Yang Zhi, an athlete, has also become a king of flattery and is determined not to let his words fall by the wayside.
——Oh my god, Mr. Lu’s voice and appearance are really amazing.
——Ahhh, who understands, the words “my wife” sound so sweet coming out of his mouth.
——I have always felt that trust is more important than love between husband and wife. Lu Sinian actually said it directly, so confidently, without any hesitation.
——Oh, this, I thought the young secretary was in power and it was all about sex without any feelings, but with this word of trust, their adult ambiguity instantly turned into pure love.
——Tsk tsk, you are so confident, just wait for your face to be slapped. It’s a pity that Ren Lu made the wrong choice!
"Thump, thump, thump—" Just at this moment, the passionate music sounded.
"Now, please welcome the wives to come on stage--" With the exciting voice-over, the atmosphere of anticipation is at its peak.
As the winner of three major film awards and the most experienced veteran, Chen Wan was the first to appear on stage.
She wore a black long dress, which was elegant and graceful, and a golden hair crown on her hair. Even though there were some traces of time on her face, when this classic look came out, it seemed to take the audience back to the past.
The male guests all clapped their hands out of respect, among which Zhou Shanshan's husband Zhai Jin clapped the most enthusiastically.
"Wife, you are so beautiful, as if we are back to the time when we first met." He praised her generously, his eyes fixed on her, never moving away, and his eyes began to see stars.
——Wow, Zhai Jin really has a pair of affectionate eyes, so affectionate.
——When the movie queen got married, I thought this pretty boy was unreliable. Now they have been married for seven years and are still so loving. It’s great.
——I hope Zhai Jin can win the Best Actor award soon. It will be even better if they join forces.
——Zhai Jin’s acting skills are superb. It’s great to get an award, but even if he doesn’t get an award, it can’t cover up his brilliance.
Most of the female artists of the same generation as Chen Wan chose to marry into wealthy families, as if female stars and domineering bosses were the best match. At that time, several of them were exposed to have been deceived and married into fake wealthy families.
But Chen Wan did not follow the beaten path. She was obviously the most powerful actress of the same period, but she found a small actor.
Not only is Zhai Jin eight years younger than her, he is also a smaller star. He was just a male No. N at the beginning, but he was the only one who was favored by the queen of film.
The second person to appear was Zhou Shanshan. She was wearing a white women's suit, which faintly outlined her waistline. She was wearing high heels and walked in a very dashing manner. She looked tall and capable.
"Hello, everyone. So many things have happened throughout the ages. Let's watch the strange stories of today. Welcome everyone to watch..." She maintained her broadcasting tone and spoke the classic lines from the ace program she hosted back then, only pausing at the end.
"A match made in heaven."
The program I hosted back then has been discontinued, so I had to change the name to this variety show.
——Tsk tsk, she was the number one lady at the Atrium TV Station back then.
——Wow, how could this small variety show deserve to have a sister to host it.
——It is only because online variety shows are so developed now that we can invite Sister Zhou. When the major TV stations were competing with each other, small variety shows like "Good Couple" were not worthy of being on the stage.
——Two sisters returned in succession, it’s like a return to my youth.
——Hahaha, these two sisters are killing like crazy, making me look forward to the performance of the remaining two more and more!
——The farce is about to begin!
Yang Zhi couldn't wait to rush onto the stage to greet them, and he kept pouring out nice words to them. They were also a model couple.
After the two of them sat down, the exciting music suddenly stopped and the guests suddenly became quiet.
"What's wrong?" Peng Hongyu couldn't help but ask.
As soon as he finished speaking, the BGM started again, but this time it was filled with suspense and doubt, completely different from the previous excitement.
At the same time, the two ladies walked onto the stage from behind the scenes at the same time.
A woman wearing a cheongsam with a pattern of emerald green bamboo that outlines her figure, making her look fresh and elegant.
The other one was wearing a tasseled skirt and walking in a graceful manner, looking lively and enthusiastic.
Obviously, this is the result after the draw, and the barrage is full of messages waiting to see the show.
But at this moment they both covered their faces with fans, and their figures were similar, so for a moment it was impossible to tell who was who.
"The two ladies chose the same dress, but neither of them could convince the other. They both insisted on their own opinions, and finally decided by drawing lots. Now they are wearing the dress they drew. Gentlemen, please stand opposite the dress you chose." The voice-over sounded again.
——Fuck, the production crew knows how to have fun hahaha…
——The program crew is really bad. They changed the perspective without announcing the draw results.
——Who would have thought that we could see this famous scene in the first episode of a couple variety show.
——Oh my god, this is so exciting. It has directly turned from choosing clothes to choosing a wife, hahaha!
——How embarrassing! If you make the wrong choice, just change to multiplication!
——Ren Lu is really a stubborn person. If it weren’t for her, we wouldn’t have reached this point.
——Who gave her the confidence? She was clearly on the trending searches, but she still didn’t choose the jade bracelet. She was on stage, but she only wore a cheongsam without a bracelet. [狗头.jpg]
After receiving the signal from the program team, Zhou Shanshan stood up and walked directly to the stage and started doing her old job.
"Let me interview you two first. Xiao Peng, do you think the person standing opposite you is Shi Qing?" she asked.
Peng Hongyu tilted his head, obviously in distress.
"It doesn't look like her, but I feel like the production team is good at setting traps. Maybe they deliberately let the two of them behave differently from usual. Moreover, the poetry is very changeable, gentle or lively."
"What do you think, Mr. Lu?"
Lu Sinian said without hesitation: "No."
Zhou Shanshan was immediately curious: "Lulu and Shiqing are the same height and have similar body shapes. When they covered their faces, Sister Wan and I didn't recognize them. How did you confirm it?"
"Feel."
These two light words again, the man was really frugal with words.
"How does it feel?" Zhou Shanshan certainly wouldn't let him get away with it so easily.
Lu Sinian was silent for a moment, as if considering his answer, before giving it.
"The body shape is similar, but not exactly the same. There are many differences."
Zhou Shanshan was not going to ask any more questions, but the director gestured to her again.
With such great popularity, of course we have to take it up. Mr. Lu’s answer is vague and the audience will definitely not buy it.
"Like what?" She could only continue.
"Ankle."
"What's the difference?" Zhou Shanshan asked again.
Lu Sinian raised his eyelids and glanced at her. Although his face was still expressionless, Zhou Shanshan felt pressured, and a silent warning came over her.
"My wife's ankles are thinner. I know why because I measured them."
"In addition to the ankles, many other parts of the body are different, including the wrists, arms, and calves. Do I need to ask why?"
The man's tone was still calm, and he even learned to answer questions quickly, appearing to be extremely positive, but anyone who heard it would feel their scalp tingling.
Although he was the answerer, he seemed to have turned into a questioner, and had an aggressive feeling, which made the listener unable to cope with it, as if he had committed a heinous crime.
Zhou Shanshan maintained her expression and chuckled, "No need, congratulations to Mr. Lu, you can answer the question quickly."
This time the director didn't dare to make any gestures anymore. If he continued asking, the program wouldn't be broadcast.
——Oh my god, Mr. Lu has such a strong aura.
——This is not measurement, it’s clearly sleeping together!
——Let me tell you, they are not in the pure love category at all, but in the adult category!
——No, no, I can’t take it anymore. My tone is serious, but I can’t control my brain. It’s automatically full of color!
——Sister Zhou, hold on and keep asking.
——Don’t be shy, I want to know when did he measure it? Where did he measure it? How did he measure it?
The comments became nonsensical, and the audience was obviously very excited and started to say some obscene words.
"Since both gentlemen feel that the person in front of them is not their wife, please put down your fans now."
The fans fell, revealing their true faces. Just as they had guessed, the person standing opposite them was not their wife.
——This variety show is so damn good!
——Oh, it’s only the first episode and we’ve already started to create famous scenes?
——Oh yeah, wrong choice!
——Who would have thought that I would actually see a transfer in a couple variety show!
——Sister Zhou is worthy of her name. She smoothed things over for Peng Hongyu. He was not sure at all just now who his wife was. At most he recognized 50%.
"Shiqing, the cheongsam is yours!" Peng Hongyu immediately exclaimed in surprise.
Lu Sinian also frowned, his eyes fixed on the cheongsam on Ren Lu, with a hint of dissatisfaction in his eyes.
The whole scene was actually very embarrassing for the guests, but it was something that the audience and the program team enjoyed watching.
There is excitement to watch, which proves that the popularity has arrived.
The director raised the sign again to remind Zhou Shanshan to continue speaking according to the instructions.
Zhou Shanshan sighed in her heart. The program crew would definitely not miss this wave of popularity and would maximize the traffic.
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