27 027 Deceptive tricks
◎Good at.◎
The game continued, and none of the subsequent punishments involved such an open display of affection.
The rest of the guests were obviously there for the punishment. The contents of the notes were funnier than each other. Some asked them to show off their special skills, and some asked them to talk about embarrassing things that happened during puberty, etc. There was no romantic atmosphere at all, it was all jokes.
There was only a note left in the glass box, indicating that the game had reached its final round and the one caught in the trap was Xu Shiqing.
"Oh, since the first game, Shiqing has been asking when it would be her turn, and now it's finally her turn." Chen Wan teased.
"Sister Wan, that's not what I meant. I was just afraid of being hit. I didn't expect that I couldn't escape it in the end. I hope it's a lighter punishment. I don't want to lose face." She smiled and waved her hands.
In fact, she was not in a very high mood, because the only two punishments she had just received were about showing off their affection.
One of the posts was written by her, and was picked by Ren Lu. She and Lu Sinian kissed passionately, which not only attracted a lot of attention, but also debunked the previous rumors of a "sexless couple". Even if there were more internet trolls to hype it up later, I'm afraid no one would take the bait.
They kissed like that, and received constant recognition and praise from the actor couple. That scene could be used as teaching material for kissing scenes in film schools. If someone still said they were asexual, who would believe it?
The other one was written by Peng Hongyu, and it showed a male guest holding his wife and doing fifty squats.
This is in line with his mentality of loving to show off. After all, he has always portrayed himself as a fitness enthusiast. As a result, he lost to Lu Sinian in the previous cockfighting game and lost face. He felt unbalanced in his heart, so he thought of writing this punishment to get back at others.
This was something the couple had discussed privately, and they had secretly made marks on their respective notes, thinking that when the time comes, they would pretend to have won and show off their affection openly.
But plans cannot keep up with changes. Ren Lu lost the first round, which shattered Xu Shiqing's hopes. However, she was so close to Lu Sinian and the scale was just right. She was not even ridiculed by netizens for showing off too much.
"Now seven punishments have been announced, with only the last one left. I'm sure the person who wrote the punishment should know it very well. I hope at least it's not too weird." Xu Shiqing held the note and clasped his hands together, as if praying.
Of course it was useless. When she opened the note and saw the contents clearly, no matter how hard she tried to control herself, she couldn't help showing a speechless expression.
"The guest who is drawn, please squat on the ground with your partner and walk like a duck. Shake your body and head left and right and make a 'quack' sound like a duck. The movements must be standard, otherwise you will have to start over. Walk around the box until you have completed one minute." Zhou Shanshan took the note and read out its contents carefully.
"Hahaha, who came up with this punishment? It's quite interesting."
"How do you walk like a duck?"
The other guests who were not punished all seemed very excited, especially Chen Wan, who squatted down on the spot and began shaking her body, wanting to try out how to walk like a duck.
"Oh, Sister Wan, this does look like a duck walk." Ren Lu clapped her hands and agreed softly.
"Who on earth gave this punishment? It's quite immoral."
Peng Hongyu seemed to be in low spirits because his previous plan had failed. Now he was implicated in such a punishment. It was obvious that he was wanted to be a clown, so it was inevitable that his emotions were revealed.
This statement did not sound appropriate, and the comments became unfriendly and full of offensive content.
Some people stood up for him, while others directly scolded him for being unworthy.
"Our Brother Yu cares about his reputation, and he fears this kind of punishment that makes him lose face. Just now, when Yang Zhi and Sister Shanshan were assigned to do 50 squats, his eyes were shining, and he wanted to show off, but he didn't expect to end up with just duck steps." Xu Shiqing gently pulled him, reminding him to be careful with his words and actions, and she had to follow behind to clean up the mess.
"The gap is indeed quite large. But it doesn't matter. You can do squats after you finish this punishment." Zhou Shanshan echoed, trying to ease the atmosphere.
In order to make it easier for them to move around in circles, the coffee tables in the box were moved to the corner.
Xu Shiqing and her partner squatted side by side, with their arms spread out to the sides, imitating duck wings.
The other six guests had all found their viewing angles, their eyes widened, obviously afraid of missing this wonderful moment.
"Start." Zhou Shanshan gave an order, and the two men moved immediately.
Xu Shiqing walked with great difficulty. The action of squatting and walking was actually very restricted. Moreover, she had to shake her body and head back and forth, making it difficult to maintain balance. If she was not careful, she would fall on her butt.
Even if she tried her best to maintain her image, it was totally impossible because this action would make her look like a clown and she would not be handsome at all.
Peng Hongyu moved quickly. Even though he could only move by feet, he tried his best to walk fast, as if this would make him look less ugly.
"The ducks are quacking!"
Seeing that the couple were as quiet as a chicken, someone nearby immediately reminded them.
Xu Shiqing and the other person's faces instantly turned red, feeling even more ashamed, but the camera was following them and it was impossible for them to cheat in front of so many people.
"quack--"
"quack--"
The two of them finally managed to utter a few words, then stopped again.
"You have to keep shouting." The staff reminded again.
"Quack, quack, quack..." Finally, the two were forced into a desperate situation. They gave it their all and kept quacking like ducks.
"Okay." After walking around a circle, Peng Hongyu quickly stood up, as if wanting to escape.
"No, no, the time is not up yet. It will take another minute."
Peng Hongyu was obviously so anxious that he completely forgot that it was determined by time and not just going around a circle. After being stopped, he squatted back with a gloomy face.
This long and torturous minute finally came to an end. When the couple stood up, their faces looked unhappy. Even Xu Shiqing, who had always maintained a pleasing personality, couldn't hold back her face at this moment and smiled very reluctantly.
"The duck step is still very cute, but I think Xiao Peng may not be satisfied. How about this, you repeat the punishment that Yang Zhi and I just did, and let Xiao Peng do 50 squats while holding Shi Qing to show his boyfriend power? " Zhou Shanshan brought it up again, giving them a chance to perform.
Xu Shiqing and the other person looked at each other and immediately agreed.
She jumped up at once, and Peng Hongyu immediately caught the girl. This swift and rapid movement was intended to show their tacit understanding. In addition, the two of them once shot a video of this jumping and princess hugging posture, which received almost 10 million likes and was very popular.
Now he wanted to recreate the scene, but unfortunately Peng Hongyu overestimated himself. He had just walked in duck steps for a minute and was still a little out of breath. In addition, Xu Shiqing didn't have much strength and didn't jump very high, which made it more difficult for him to catch the ball. His left leg went weak and he almost fell to one knee.
Fortunately, the man staggered for a moment, but eventually stood up straight and managed to hold on.
"Hey hey!" The half step he took forward startled the other guests, and several of them stepped forward to help him.
"It's okay, it's okay. Walking like a duck is very tiring. Do you want to take a break before continuing?" Zhou Shanshan immediately tried to smooth things over.
"No need, just come directly." Peng Hongyu stood steadily and said calmly.
His attitude was firm and his words were brief, leaving no room for maneuver.
"Okay." Zhou Shanshan sighed in her heart, knowing that the young man's fighting spirit was aroused, but she didn't know whether he could succeed.
"One, two, three..." Peng Hongyu adjusted his breathing, and soon began to squat and stand up while holding the person.
His movements were very fast, like he was sprinting, and he was very motivated.
——Fuck, sure, young men are different.
——Wow, cool!
When the audience saw this scene, they all praised him and only saw his cool side, but professionals could see that something was wrong.
"Xiao Peng, take it easy. Fifty is quite a lot. It's like a long-distance race. You have to conserve your energy, otherwise you will feel tired later." Yang Zhi endured it for a long time, but finally spoke.
He was afraid that people would think he was talking too much, but as an athlete he was very sensitive about physical endurance, so he still gave some kind advice.
In fact, Peng Hongyu was already at the end of his strength and had no extra energy to recover. He just gritted his teeth and persevered, fearing that he would lose his breath as soon as he opened his mouth.
Of course, his movements became slower and slower, and even when he counted to 20, it was already very difficult.
"Alright, alright. We've all seen that you two have great coordination."
Seeing that he couldn't stand up for a long time, Zhou Shanshan immediately spoke up to help him out, and signaled to Yang Zhi with her eyes, saying that she was ready to help him up at any time to prevent him from stumbling again.
Ren Lu, who was watching the show with great interest, suddenly felt someone pinching her waist twice. She knew who it was without even looking up.
She looked up and met his gaze, and they both covered their microphones almost at the same time.
The man leaned closer and whispered in her ear: "The harder you work, the sadder you become, you're a patient with kidney deficiency."
It's rare that he wants to complain about someone. If Peng Hongyu heard this, he would probably be so angry that he would explode.
Ren Lu couldn't help but raised the corner of her mouth, revealing a sarcastic smile.
Lu Sinian, the ultimate enemy, now seems to be able to turn things around. At least Peng Hongyu can't drag him down anymore.
There are many viewers in the live broadcast room who share the same idea as Mr. Lu.
——Fuck, Peng Hongyu really shit a lot.
——No, what on earth was he going to do? Zhou Shanshan had asked him to take a break before coming back, but he insisted on showing off. Now he was in such a miserable state, he really didn't know what he was capable of.
——Tsk tsk, I’ve wanted to say this for a long time, Peng Hongyu is the one who really likes to show off. He looked so confident just now, and answered with just a few short words. It’s obvious that he wants to imitate Mr. Lu.
——That's still incomparable. Although they are both pretentious, Lu Sinian can always succeed in pretending. He is not pretending, but has real talent. Peng Hongyu can obviously feel that he is a fool pretending to be pretentious. He has been slapped in the face several times and is just a joke.
"Mr. Lu also wants to go up and show off and prove how strong his kidneys are?" she asked back.
Lu Sinian sneered, opened his mouth and bit her earlobe, then quickly let go in a brief and intimate warning gesture.
"Do I need to prove it to others? If you have the strength, why not use it on yourself? Do others think they are worthy?" He said this in a very arrogant manner.
The two looked at each other in the chaos, let go of the microphone at the same time, and retreated to a safe distance.
It was originally just an interaction between the two of them on a whim, and it ended very quickly without causing any big noise. The other guests didn't pay any attention to it, but the footage belonging to them was recorded in detail, which immediately caused an uproar.
——Hey hey hey, report that someone here is secretly in a relationship.
——Oh, this angle is so annoying. I can only see vaguely. Did they kiss just now, or were they just whispering?
——I saw Mr. Lu open his mouth, and it didn’t look like he was kissing me, but more like he was biting me.
——Where to bite? Neck? Ear? Or side of face?
- Oh my God, when everyone was watching others, you and I formed a special barrier, not only whispering to each other, but also biting my neck.
——Seeing this scene, I suddenly wanted to write a vampire story. Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Mr. Lu couldn't help himself. He found the right hidden angle and quietly bit Ren Lu's neck. His fangs penetrated deeply, and the sweet blood rushed into his throat.
——Until the end, he licked the blood clean with his tongue, and the vampire saliva healed her wounds, and whispered in her ear: "I left too hastily this morning, and you couldn't feed me enough."
——？ ？ ？ Awesome, I started writing fan fiction in the barrage, so good, thank you for the hospitality.
***
After the recording of the show was over, the two returned to the car. Lu Sinian leaned back in the chair, looking a little tired.
"You lost the first card game on purpose, didn't you?"
Just when Ren Lu thought he was asleep, he suddenly started to attack.
Ren Lu raised her eyebrows and said without changing her expression: "Do I have this ability?"
"You've always been good at deceiving people." His tone was very firm.
"Are you saying that I'm cheating? With so many cameras pointing at me, I'm powerless even if I want to." She vehemently denied it.
"Really? You were the one who suggested the card game, and you even asked Vicky to buy the cards. When we changed scenes, the cards were always with you, so you had plenty of time to prepare. The camera is not omnipotent. We even said that someone had kidney deficiency in front of the camera, and no one knew."
Lu Sinian finally turned around, looked directly into her eyes, and analyzed a lot of things logically, trying to find her flaws.
Ren Lu was not afraid of his oppressive feeling which was like an interrogation. She even raised the corners of her mouth and smiled at him.
"Mr. Lu, we need evidence for everything. You have nothing to prove, so you can only slander me."
"I was the one who collected the last deck of cards. A few were missing," he said, looking her up and down, obviously suspecting that the cards were still hidden on her person.
"Mr. Lu, do you want to search me?" She stretched out her arms generously, as if she was ready to be searched.
The man was silent for a moment, but still reached out and touched her neck, slowly moved his hand down along her collar, hooked the shoulder strap and slid down, obviously wanting to search somewhere important.
Ren Lu was not moved at all, still keeping a smile on her face, not even raising her eyebrows.
He moved his touch all the way to her waist, and after checking her upper body, he found nothing in his palm except the soft touch of a woman's skin.
The man's brows were furrowed, and he was obviously confused. He seemed to be lost in thought, hoping to find her flaws from the bits and pieces of memories.
Ren Lu stood up and sat on his lap.
They were riding in an SUV, which was spacious enough for her to hug him face to face.
"Don't frown. You still don't know me well enough. You always think the worst of people. You are not as considerate as me. I understand Mr. Lu's tastes best." After she said that, she lowered her head and bit his lips to divert his attention.
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