42 042 Husband and wife work together
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"Bah, I don't believe you." Huo Xiao sneered, fearless.
"If you have the guts, let it out so I can hear it."
Ren Lu curled her lips and took back her phone helplessly. Indeed, she was cheating on him.
Huo Xiao laughed out loud on the spot, with a hint of pride in his voice, but before he finished laughing, he actually heard the conversation just now.
"I heard that you have made many plans against me, and even set up a series of traps, with the focus on the Nanshan project. I want to know which part of the project you want to go wrong?"
This was the question Lu Sinian asked at the beginning, and now he repeated it word for word, but this time it was not Lu Sinian who said it, but came from the recording in his hand.
"Just because she didn't record it doesn't mean I didn't." Lu Sinian shook his phone.
The smile instantly shifted to Ren Lu's face, and she immediately clapped her hands, cheering and saying, "You are worthy of being my husband! The most courageous man in the world!"
As the biggest victim, Lu Sinian is of course the most courageous man.
Who else but him deserves this title?
The recording on the cell phone came one sentence at a time, clearly recording Huo Xiao's words that he couldn't afford to play with, making him so angry that veins popped out.
"You two are such despicable people!" he said gritting his teeth.
Ren Lu and his wife looked at each other and said in unison: "Thank you for the compliment."
"Fuck!" Huo Xiao yelled again.
"You can ask me to admit the punishment, but I have to listen to Mrs. Lu's answer first. Mrs. Lu hasn't answered Mr. Lu's question just now. Remember, it must be the truth. If there is even a little bit of falsehood, I will not admit it."
He wiped his face, calmed himself down, and looked at Ren Lu with a pressing gaze.
Ren Lu nodded calmly, "Okay. Husband, please tell me the question again."
"Since you like me so much, Mrs. Lu, are you willing to accompany me to the ends of the earth, no matter what happens?" Lu Sinian repeated it without hesitation.
"No matter how unwilling you are, the living should live well. It's the same with President Lu. If I die first, I hope you can live a long life, step on the Huo family, and let the Lu family become the top wealthy family." She didn't beat around the bush or avoid the question, but gave a direct answer, and even cursed the Huo family in the last sentence.
Sure enough, Huo Xiao's expression became even uglier after hearing this. He pointed his finger at Ren Lu and said, "You really deserve to be punished!"
"It's a pity that Master Huo can't deal with me. You'd better accept the punishment quickly." Ren Lu raised her chin and retorted fearlessly.
Lu Sinian won't live long. Logically, in order to avoid Huo Xiao's revenge, Ren Lu shouldn't embarrass him like this. But Huo Xiao is different from normal people. He has no manners at all and is a psychopath. Even if she doesn't offend him, he will still cause trouble.
It would be better for her to slap this mad dog a few more times while Lu Sinian is still alive, so that he won't have to bear the brunt of the situation unilaterally in the future. At least she once stepped on his face.
The three people looked at him at the same time. Huo Xiao's face was as gloomy as water. He opened his mouth to say something, but couldn't utter a word.
There was a full moon tonight, and the moonlight was shining brightly. Everyone could see how stiff he was, but no one tried to save his face.
Even Feng Yuwei, who had some subtle feelings towards him, was just watching the show.
It seemed quite exciting to embarrass this mad dog.
He was wearing beach shorts with no belt at all and an elastic band around the waist, so it only took a little effort to pull them off.
"Ms. Feng, do you want to see it too?" He stopped talking halfway and turned to ask.
Feng Yuwei's heartbeat quickened and she was obviously nervous, as if she was hesitating whether to look or not.
After all, she is still a very innocent girl and always feels a little embarrassed.
But after he asked this, that stubbornness came up.
"Why can't I see it? It's like you're not naked. This is the beach, there are so many people wearing swimming trunks! Do I have to mosaic the pictures when I watch the men's swimming competition?" She stuck out her neck, looking like she was trying to make an argument.
Fortunately, only moonlight was shining on her at this time. If it was daytime, you could see that she was red from her face to the base of her neck.
Huo Xiao gritted his teeth secretly, and gave up completely. He kicked off his beach pants and only wore a pair of shorts, and he even wore a briefs to show off.
"Tsk tsk." Ren Lu looked at it carefully and finally made an ambiguous clicking sound.
"Heh." Lu Sinian couldn't help but sneer sarcastically.
Feng Yuwei covered her mouth to muffle the scream that was about to come out of her throat.
She was very excited. At this moment, Huo Xiao was forced to take off his outer trousers, leaving only a floral shirt and boxer shorts. He looked pitiful and funny. Coupled with his frustrated look, he was really evil in the extreme.
But the male lead, Huo Xiao, has a top-notch body. His long legs are very powerful and his muscles are well-defined, which is quite attractive.
"What do you two mean by this?" Huo Xiao almost bit his teeth off as he managed to squeeze out a sentence.
"It's nothing, it's just that Mr. Huo looks..." At this point, Ren Lu deliberately paused, looked him up and down, and then continued slowly: "Pretty ordinary."
"I fucking want your opinion! Who the hell do you think you are? Look at yourself in the mirror and see if you are worthy of my bed!" Huo Xiao was obviously furious and swore.
Ren Lu was not angry at all, she nodded in agreement: "Not worthy, of course not worthy! I won't go either!"
"Hey, husband, you're still the best!" After she said that, she ignored Huo Xiao and instead took Lu Sinian's arm, leaned into his arms, and said in a coquettish voice.
She did not lower her voice when she said this, but instead everyone present could hear it clearly. Then she leaned close to the man's ear and whispered something, which sounded like she was saying some love words.
Lu Sinian raised his eyebrows slightly, suppressed the corners of his mouth, put his arms around her slender waist, and lowered his head to listen to her carefully.
The two of them were so affectionate, whispering to each other, that the air around them became hot.
"Fuck, you two are such sluts! Just wait for me!" He threatened and took out his cell phone to call his assistant.
Although the two of them didn't say it clearly, their meaning was very clear. She praised Lu Sinian for being better than him, and it was self-evident in what aspects he was better.
I didn't check the almanac before going out today. If I had known, I wouldn't have been so shameless as to follow him here.
Not only did he lose face, but his male dignity was also trampled upon, but he couldn't say it out loud. He couldn't ask Lu Sinian to take off his pants and let them compete.
That would surely lead to even greater ridicule. Ren Lu and his wife said they had no such intention and that he was just being too sensitive, which was even worse.
"Come to the private waters to find me wearing a hat, mask and sunglasses." He ordered his assistant in a cold voice.
"It's already this time, and you still want to show off. Do you think you are a star?" Ren Lu couldn't help but complain.
"When I talked about the punishment before, I didn't say that I couldn't cover my face. You should blame yourself."
"Of course you can cover your face. It's just a joke between friends. I don't really want to kill you or ruin your reputation."
Ren Lu's words sounded so high-sounding that Huo Xiao almost laughed.
"I believe your lies. You better really don't want to kill me."
As the night deepened, the sea breeze became stronger, making me feel a little cold.
When the assistant came running over, he almost didn't recognize me.
My boss was fully clothed on the upper body, but only in shorts. He was standing on the beach with his arms folded and a pair of neatly folded beach shorts at his feet. He looked like he was doing performance art.
"What are you standing there for? Come here quickly!" Huo Xiao shouted coldly.
The young assistant hurried over and handed over the things one by one.
Put on the hat, cover the lower half of the face with a mask, and finally put the sunglasses on the straight nose bridge, which looks cool and trendy.
Ren Lu frowned immediately. She originally wanted to see him embarrass himself, but after doing this, the perverted aura around Huo Xiao suddenly disappeared, and he even looked quite fashionable.
That won't work.
"Oh, Mr. Huo has become a male celebrity. Don't forget that this is a punishment," she protested.
"I'll just take this as Mrs. Lu praising me." He snorted coldly and deliberately went against her.
Ren Lu curled her lips, took out her cell phone and fiddled with it for a while, then turned the screen around to show him.
"How can a big star not have support? I want the whole world to know that our Master Huo loves to wear briefs." She held up her mobile phone in one hand and waved her other hand with a clenched fist, looking like a crazy fan.
Several people looked at the screen at the same time, and saw five big white characters on a black background: Huo Xiaonei - Pants Man.
The font is still scrolling, which is enough to attract attention. Even if you are embarrassed to look at a man with bare legs, you will stop and wait for the words to be displayed before leaving because you are curious about what is on the phone.
"Fuck, Ren Lu, you're not done yet!" Huo Xiao couldn't bear it anymore, he threw off his sunglasses and rushed forward to beat someone up.
He is not a well-educated person, and the words "don't hit women" are not in his dictionary. As long as he is unhappy with the person, no matter whether the person is a man or a woman, a human or an animal, the person will be beaten.
Looking at his furious appearance, Ren Lu couldn't help but chuckle and hid behind Lu Sinian.
If you want to beat him, just hit Lu Sinian hard on this handsome face.
Lu Sinian sighed and said coldly, "Mr. Huo, you should behave yourself when you are dressed like this. If I see it wrong and kick somewhere I shouldn't kick, it will be difficult to end it."
"Heh, Lu Sinian, you can't beat me. Except in business, you are not as good as me in other aspects."
Huo Xiao remained unmoved by his threats and even seemed more excited.
Hearing this, Lu Sinian narrowed his eyes, suppressed his complicated emotions, clenched his fists secretly, and was ready to strike.
"Husband, don't listen to his nonsense. Beating him is like playing with a monkey. Remember, don't get hurt. Your wife is rooting for you!"
Ren Lu held up the phone, raised her voice, and spoke in a sweet voice.
It was obvious from the way she looked that she was recording, eagerly hoping to capture the ugly scene of Huo Xiao kicking his legs and sticking his butt out.
"You still dare to record a video?" When Huo Xiao saw this, he immediately turned around and rushed towards Ren Lu, trying to snatch her phone.
But he wanted to turn around, but Lu Sinian wouldn't let him do that. He instantly seized the flaw, grabbed his shoulder with one hand, lifted his leg to hold his heel, and exerted force so hard that Huo Xiao fell flat on his face and swallowed a mouthful of sand.
Lu Sinian took the opportunity to squat down and pressed one knee on his back, making him unable to move and unable to stand up.
"Beautiful! Husband, I'll retreat first, you hold on." Ren Lu ran away after saying that. She didn't want to stay to mediate. If she was implicated, it would be a waste of time.
"Fuck, what are you standing there for? Go and follow him!" Huo Xiao was suppressed and quickly gave orders to the dazed assistant.
The young assistant rushed over quickly. After all, there is a difference in physical strength between men and women. Plus, the young assistant was afraid that if he lost the man, he would be killed by Huo Shao. He was simply risking his life to chase him. Naturally, Ren Lu was no match for him.
"Okay, don't chase me anymore, I'll come back." Ren Lu took the initiative to cooperate and didn't want to make a fool of herself.
"Puh, puh, puh." Seeing her come back with her cell phone, Huo Xiao finally had time to spit out the sand in his mouth.
"Delete the video." He threatened with narrowed eyes. Of course, he was still lying on the ground at this moment, looking very cowardly.
"Delete it, but I've already sent it to my husband. You can discuss it with him." Ren Lu did not resist at all. Under the surveillance of her assistant, she obediently deleted the file.
"Mr. Huo, it was really sent to Mr. Lu and cannot be withdrawn." The young assistant almost cried when looking at the chat records.
This Mrs. Lu is really capable. Even when she was being surrounded and blocked, she did not forget to send a backup copy to Mr. Lu.
"Mr. Lu, you--" Huo Xiao opened his mouth and wanted to turn around and threaten the man.
Unfortunately, he only opened his mouth slightly before someone grabbed his head from behind and pushed him into the sand, forcing him to swallow a second mouthful of sand.
"The punishment is to make a fool of yourself, not to show off. If you can do this, I will delete the source file of the video, or I will send it to the mailbox of every employee in your company on a regular basis." Lu Sinian directly stated his wish. After saying this, he stood up and loosened his hold on him.
When Huo Xiao got up from the ground, his hat had been blown into the sea water by the wind. His cheeks, chest, legs, and all the exposed skin were covered with sand, and he looked extremely miserable.
His eyes were red, obviously filled with resentment, but someone had caught him in a position of power, so he had no choice but to give in, secretly bearing the grudge in his heart and waiting to take revenge later.
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"Fuck, what a pervert!"
"What the hell is this!"
"I was so scared that I almost peed myself. I thought a ghost appeared in the middle of the night, wearing a banana leaf and digging two holes in front of it."
"You can't see the road if you don't scratch it, hahahaha."
"What is this guy doing? It's amazing that he has a good figure, but he's dressed like this. I'm calling the police!"
A man in a floral shirt and briefs, holding a folded floral dress in both hands, walked straight towards the hotel.
Originally when I was at the private beach, I didn't meet anyone at all, but when I got to the public beach, I started to meet passers-by one after another, especially when it was getting late and everyone was heading towards the accommodation area, so I met more people.
When they met this strange man, everyone was startled at first, and then started discussing it intensely. Some even followed him from a distance, wanting to see what he was going to do.
This island was bought by Lu Sinian and built into a tourist attraction. After all, if the Lu family wants to come and have fun, there must be a sense of life. Otherwise, an uninhabited island would be meaningless. They are not here to survive on a deserted island.
Huo Xiao was cursing in his heart all the way.
Don't let him catch any evidence against that bastard couple, otherwise he will beat them both to death.
Since he had the video in hand, Huo Xiao had no choice but to agree to their conditions and gave up his sunglasses and mask. Finally, he picked a large banana leaf and tied it on his face. Feng Yuwei also considerately dug two holes for his eyes so that he could see where he was coming from.
When he saw her dig the hole and carefully compare the size before handing the leaf to him, Huo Xiao really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't know whether to praise her for being thoughtful and considerate, or to scold her for being hypocritically kind. Is she so impatient to see him embarrass himself?
Fortunately, the island has not been open for long and the number of tourists is not large. In addition, Huo Xiao has a good figure and he covered his face, so it won't have much impact. As long as a few people are shut up, what happened today will not spread.
The idea was good, but he underestimated the power of network traffic.
Nowadays people love to shoot short videos anytime and anywhere. It happened that a relatively famous blogger was traveling and was live streaming at the moment, so they met by chance.
"Brothers and sisters, the scenery here is really good. Look at the night view. There are not many tourists and you don't have to squeeze with the crowd. Before I came here, I thought it was really an uninhabited island, but I didn't expect it to be a tourist destination. Damn, there's a naked man in front." The blogger's hand shook and he almost dropped his phone, and the camera shook a few times as well.
Huo Xiao appeared on the screen so vividly, and the barrage of comments immediately became lively.
——Oh my god, my eyes.
——What naked man? He’s obviously wearing a shirt, you bastard, why don’t you show your upper body? I just want to see his abdominal muscles.
——The two legs are quite thin, it has been certified, a thin dog.
——Does the woman upstairs look at the man? His thighs are thick and his calves are thin. You can see the muscle texture when he walks. It is obvious that he has exercised. He can't be a thin dog.
——What do you mean you can’t look at men? You are a fitness coach, you know so much.
——I'm not a fitness coach, I've just dated athletes, and they have this kind of body shape. This guy didn't take off all his clothes, otherwise he would definitely have abdominal muscles.
"Hey, brother, what's wrong with you? Have you been punished? I'm Xiao Jiujiu, an outdoor anchor on the Lemon platform, with 500,000 fans. I'll help you become an Internet celebrity?" Xiao Jiujiu is an anchor with a strong sense of the Internet. Since the appearance of this half-naked man, his live broadcast room immediately began to be visited, and the number of shares also increased like a rocket. Obviously, they were all viewers who called their good friends to watch the show.
Huo Xiao was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to shout at them to get out, but he was afraid of exposing himself. After all, if this video really became popular, people might recognize his voice.
But when he was negotiating with Lu Sinian and his wife, he had agreed not to let his assistant follow them. He was also afraid that someone would take a picture of him and then infer his identity through his assistant.
Unexpectedly, it has become a disadvantage now. He is alone and meets an anchor who is in urgent need of topics. At this moment, this anchor is still broadcasting live, and he is not a □□-man, and is on the verge of closing the platform.
Huo Xiao was unwilling to pay any attention to Xiao Jiujiu's questions and just ran away.
"Hey, wait a minute. I won't film you, so you don't have to show your face. Let's just chat. How about a paid interview?" Xiao Jiujiu refused to let go of this opportunity and kept chasing after him.
Logically speaking, Huo Xiao exercises regularly, so it would be impossible for Xiao Jiujiu to catch up with him.
But Huo Xiao was in a special condition now. He was afraid that if he ran too fast, the banana leaf on his face would be blown away, so he had to raise his hand to hold it down. However, he felt insecure when running without wearing outer pants, and he felt cold all over. The other hand that was holding the outer pants had to be placed on the side of the waist, for fear that his underwear would fly away as well.
He is in a state of only caring about the head and not the butt.
Faced with the breaking news and the number of people in the live broadcast room soaring like a rocket, Xiao Jiujiu also burst into unprecedented enthusiasm, as if he was racing against his life. As one side gained strength while the other lost strength, he directly grabbed Huo Xiao.
"Brother, don't be afraid. I'm not a bad guy. Just a simple chat is enough. I won't do anything."
"Get out and don't force me to beat you up." Huo Xiao lowered his voice and said angrily.
"Hey, hey, don't be so nervous. I really just want to have a good chat--" Xiao Jiujiu refused to give up and kept whispering to soothe him.
Unfortunately, to Huo Xiao, such comfort sounded like a death warrant, a countdown to his humiliation.
He just raised his foot and kicked with all his strength, knocking Xiao Que Que to the ground, and then rushed into the most luxurious hotel on the island.
Xiao Jiujiu lay on the ground, crying out "ouch, ouch", obviously trying to scam someone, but Huo Xiao had disappeared long ago and ignored his performance.
He slowly got up from the ground, and after a moment of silence, he did not turn off the broadcast. Instead, he rushed directly to the front desk to ask the waiter for someone, refusing to give up.
Ren Lu and the others came back ten minutes late and did not see the struggle, but they saw Huo Xiao's final kick clearly.
They even knew that Xiao Jiujiu made a scene at the hotel front desk.
However, in order to avoid being photographed, the few people did not stay and just returned to their residence.
That night, #蕉男# became a hot search and ranked very high.
Ren Lu watched the live broadcast replay, carefully evaluating every scene of Huo Xiao's embarrassing escape, and was in a good mood.
"What are you looking at and laughing so happily?" Lu Sinian came out in a bathrobe and asked casually.
"What else could it be? Of course it's the embarrassing Mr. Huo. Did you ask someone to buy the trending search?" She looked up and shook the screen of her mobile phone.
"It was just something that came to my mind. I originally wanted to call it 'Banana Half-Naked Man', but the platform wouldn't allow it, saying that the topic wasn't harmonious enough, so I omitted two words. That gave him a good deal." Lu Sinian nodded and admitted it directly.
His tone was calm, but the second half of his explanation made Ren Lu clap her hands and laugh.
"Boss Lu, you are amazing."
"Mrs. Lu also contributed to this, otherwise he wouldn't have been pushed to this point."
The two looked at each other, Ren Lu raised her hand, and the man also raised his hand and placed his palm against hers.
The crisp sound of high-fives rang out, this was the tacit understanding between them.
After the high-five, Lu Sinian did not withdraw his hand. Instead, he inserted his fingers between her fingers and clasped their fingers tightly.
"We really are in tune with each other and are so compatible. If one of us leaves halfway, the other will probably be lonely, right?" He suddenly blurted out such a disappointing remark.
At first, when he talked about such life and death topics, Ren Lu felt guilty and nervous, always afraid that he was testing her.
But now, after going through several trials and tribulations, she has become calm.
Unless he left some last words before his death, she would be nervous. Otherwise, don't try to fool her again.
"Let me ask you again, Mrs. Lu, don't you really want to keep up with me?" He stared into Ren Lu's eyes, as if expecting her to change her answer.
When Ren Lu met his eyes, her scalp tingled.
Is this bastard okay? What does this mean? Is he inviting her to die with him?
Bah, that’s a nice thought!
She didn't want to respond rashly, lest the topic become more in-depth and cause unnecessary trouble.
So she decided to stop him with action. Ren Lu stood up, put her hands on his shoulders, raised her legs and hooked them around his strong waist. She tensed her whole body and hung herself on him.
"Should wait until you are alone to say these unlucky words. Now that we are all here, of course we should enjoy our world together."
Speaking of which, Lu Sinian's appearance is top-notch, whether it is his golden ratio figure, his handsome face, his long-lasting endurance and physical strength, or his endless tricks, all of which make her enjoy it very much.
When he dies, maybe she will still miss him.
I'm used to eating delicious food, and I don't know if the man I'll date in the future will be of this quality.
She probably wouldn't spend countless efforts to lurk around someone and try every means to please him.
Sure enough, when their lips touched, the man immediately threw all temptations behind his mind, holding her with one hand and pressing the back of her head with the other, deepening the kiss without any distractions.
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