Emperor Dewu helped Yuchi Xi put on the mask with fangs and a ghost face.
The chubby little guy looks cute and fierce when wearing this mask.
Emperor Dewu's mood also improved a lot.
【My dad got cheated! 】
[That person agreed so quickly, he must be making a lot of money!]
[But my dad is good at bargaining when he goes out, which is better than 80% of dads!]
Emperor Dewu straightened his chest unconsciously, because he must be much better than other people’s fathers!
Jing Huaian followed the two of them silently, not too far away.
Emperor Dewu took Yuchi Xi to the overpass, where there were many men and women, some standing opposite each other, some standing side by side.
Yuchi Xi took a quick glance and was shocked three times.
[Fuck! Awesome! Awesome!]
[Oh my goodness, at this glance, not a single one is worry-free! ]
[The brother who said, "I only love you in this life," can you please deal with that mistress first before saying that?]
"Why don't they swear an oath? Thunder God has nothing to do! Swear an oath, and keep him busy!"
[And that girl who said, 'I'm willing to wait for you,' don't wait for her anymore, she already has a child!]
[And that girl who said, 'I don't want this either, I'm doing this for your own good,' stop it. You're doing this for his own good, and you've been married to someone else for three years and have two children! This guy is still so clueless, he's almost pouring out his heart to you!]
[Oh my god, as expected, there are bad men and bad women in every dynasty! ]
Yuchi Xi originally just wanted to take a look. After all, he had read a lot of ancient romance novels in his previous life, and they were so sweet.
As a result, reality...
Attack her left and right.
Sweet? Maybe even after a bottle of saccharin, it still tastes bitter.
【Eating melon alone is so lonely! 】
[Damn it, I really want to say it! ]
Emperor Dewu: ...Xier, Dad heard everything.
No, are the people nowadays so, uh, powerful?!
"Fei Fei, please believe me, I really love you. Will you wait for me? When I pass the imperial examination, I will definitely marry you!"
"I will only marry you in this life!"
"I swear!"
"If I lie, let me be struck by lightning..."
Hearing this, Yuchi Xi immediately turned his head and saw a man holding the girl's hand affectionately.
The girl quickly covered his mouth and said, "Li Lang, don't say that. I believe you."
Just listening to this conversation and watching this scene, the screen is filled with pink bubbles.
but.
He already has a wife and even children!!
Yuchi Xi took out a piece of talisman from his sleeve and quickly recited a series of spells in a low voice. The talisman floated silently behind the man and stuck to him.
The next moment, lightning and thunder flashed in the sky above.
“Boom—”
There was a loud bang in the sky, and a bolt of lightning came rushing over and struck the man hard.
The man twitched, exhaled a puff of black smoke, and his hair turned into an afro.
Girl:!!!
What's going on?
He was struck by lightning just after he made the oath?
Seeing this, the people on the side screamed, "Ah!!"
“Someone here was struck by lightning!!”
"Oh, you don't know, he just swore an oath here!"
"Maybe even God couldn't stand it anymore!"
"I was struck down right after I swore an oath. Tsk, tsk, tsk!"
"Why isn't this girl running away?"
The girl's face turned pale, and the man became anxious. This was the rich lady he had finally tricked. "No, it's not because of this. I can still swear!"
"I swear, I really love you!"
“Boom—”
Another thunderclap struck, and he twitched and fell to the ground.
The girl stamped her feet and turned and ran away angrily.
Isn’t this fake?
Even God couldn’t bear to watch this anymore!
The crowd on the side pointed at the unconscious man and said, "Tsk tsk tsk! You still don't believe it! The God of Thunder and the Goddess of Lightning just can't stand people like you!"
"Let me see, who dares to swear randomly?!"
The men on the side: ...
No one dares to say the three words "I swear" anymore.
Emperor Dewu raised his eyebrows. He naturally saw Xier's little movements. He didn't expect that Xier could even attract thunder and lightning.
Yuchi Xi giggled and said, "Sister, I can only help you up to this point."
A girl nearby reacted and asked the man beside her, "Why don't you swear?"
"You swear it too, and I'll see."
"If you swear you haven't been struck by lightning, I'll believe you."
Seeing how miserable the man was just now, how could the man dare to swear?
He hesitated for a long time and couldn't say a word.
The girl also noticed something was wrong, "You are not fake too, are you?"
The man immediately spoke up, "Do we really need to use this method to verify the authenticity of our relationship?"
"Yes!" the girl huffed. "If you swear, it's fine. I'll tell my dad I want to marry you!"
When the man heard this, his eyes lit up.
I really want to try it.
The man must have just been struck by lightning; he shouldn't have done that.
He is not that unlucky.
And the thunder and lightning have all struck, so there must be no more.
Thinking of this, he swore hastily, "I swear, I am sincere to you..."
“Boom—”
A bolt of lightning rushed down and struck him directly.
He exhaled black smoke, and the girl's face was filled with disbelief, "You, you actually lied to me!"
"Okay, just wait for me!"
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