The lady next to him saw this and said, "Oh, you're still carrying talismans with you? Do you want to be a Taoist priest when you grow up?"
Yuchi Xi nodded obediently, "Yes!"
"When I grow up, I will become an excellent Taoist priest and help you catch ghosts, okay?"
Yuchi Xi made her hands into claws, baring her teeth and making loud noises like "Awoo awoo~~". The ladies looked at her like this and were overjoyed. "Oh my! How can this little Taoist priest be so cute!"
"You are so precious to me, I want you to kiss me!"
They came over and kissed Yuchixi on the face several times.
Yuchi Xi looked at them with a silly look on his face, "Am I not scary?"
"It's scary, it's scary!" They responded perfunctorily. "Oh, we ghosts are so scary."
Yuchi Xi: ...
My acting is not very good, and your cooperation is not very good either!
"Little Taoist priest, please put the talisman paper on our foreheads!"
"Come and seal us!"
Yuchi Xi: ...You guys are quite into the role.
She picked up the talisman paper and threw it around, "You ghosts are so beautiful, I can't bear to part with them. I'd better stick them somewhere else!"
The ladies covered their mouths with their hands and laughed, "Oh! How come this kid has such a sweet mouth!"
"She praised us for being beautiful!"
"Little doll, we are definitely not lying. We are indeed beautiful!"
"Can she really stick on this talisman paper?" A man at the side couldn't help but ask.
I was quickly retorted by the aunties, "Why can't I post it?"
"Can a god argue with a little kid?"
"Besides, this little kid isn't a real Taoist priest. She's just spreading the talisman paper for fun."
"Even if it's a real Taoist priest, the immortal won't be afraid of the Taoist priest. Aren't immortals and Taoist priests here to protect us?"
Man, "What you said seems to make some sense."
He glanced at Yuchi Xi, and seeing that the latter looked confused, he didn't take it seriously.
This kid looks like he's been 'smart' since he was little. I don't think those talismans can threaten the gods...
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