Chapter 86 Hey, give me your life!



Yuchi Xi:!!!

Happy pulse?

No way?

There is no such plot in the original book!

"Doctor Gan, can men also... have an abortion?"

Empress Xian looked unhappy.

She didn't even know what this bastard did outside or what he ate!

How can a man get pregnant?!

Yuchi Duan also covered his stomach and said, "No!"

"This is my own flesh and blood, mother!!"

“I won’t give it up!!”

Empress Xian: ...

Concubine Xian looked at him expressionlessly, "Say it again?"

"I won't give it up!"

"Qiuxiang, go get my whip."

Yuchi Duanyi: ???

"Mother!" he cried miserably, "It's your grandson too!!"

"It's your junior!!"

Empress Xian: ...

This bastard is trying to piss her off to death, right?!

Empress Xian raised her hand and pinched her eyebrows hard. Beat him, he must be beaten hard!

Doctor Gan saw that the work was almost done and said with a smile, "Your Highness the Fifth Prince has misunderstood."

"What do you mean by a pregnancy pulse? How can a man have a pregnancy pulse?"

Doctor Gan laughed and said, "It's a happy event!"

"Your Highness the Fifth Prince, please wait for me to finish speaking first!"

"The Fifth Prince's interruption caused this misunderstanding. This old minister is truly... ah!"

Yuchi Duanyi:?

Concubine Xian asked cautiously, "Doctor Gan, what happy event is this?"

"His Highness the Fifth Prince is in good health. Why is he like this? If my guess is correct, he must have someone he loves!"

"Your Highness, this is a sign of amorous feelings. Isn't this a happy occasion?"

Yuchi Duanyi:?

I doubt you did it on purpose...

Doctor Gan!

Doctor Gan stroked his beard and said, "Don't worry, Empress Xian. Fifth Prince's lovesickness, well, it could be a case of unrequited longing. Once Fifth Prince marries that girl, he'll naturally recover."

"If you can't marry her, don't worry. This disease, from the Fifth Prince's perspective, is not a terminal illness."

Yuchi Duanyi: ...

I was wrong, please stop talking.

I'm never going to tell you shit again.

Empress Xian was relieved, "As long as there's nothing wrong with her brain, it's fine."

Yuchi Xi also breathed a sigh of relief. As long as my brother is not pregnant, it’s fine.

Otherwise, he probably wouldn't know whether 'this child' came from the chicken he ate last night or the porridge he drank this morning.

Doctor Gan stood up and looked at Yuchi Duanyi, "Fifth Prince, I can get you some medicine to control your mood swings and curb your desires... mmm..."

Yuchi Duanyi covered his mouth with his left hand, put his right hand on his shoulder, took him aside, lowered his voice, gritted his teeth, and said, "Doctor Gan, I was wrong, okay!"

"I won't say that to you again next time!"

"Stop talking!"

Doctor Gan pulled his hand away with an innocent look on his face. "This old minister is also concerned about the health of the Fifth Prince. The Fifth Prince is young, upright and full of vigor..."

"Alright, alright, I got it!!"

"I have news about the medical book you're looking for."

Doctor Gan: ! !

Doctor Gan smiled and shook Yuchi Duanyi's hand. "Fifth Prince, you are as normal as ever. Don't worry, I will keep this secret and will not tell anyone else about this diagnosis."

After a pause, Doctor Gan whispered in his ear, "Don't worry, I won't write this diagnosis into the Imperial Medical History."

"I, your humble servant, wish you to marry your beautiful lady soon." Doctor Gan raised his hand and patted his shoulder.

Yuchi Duanyi widened his eyes in disbelief. No way?

Were you planning on telling this?!

That’s how you get your gossip, right?!

Are you planning to record it in the Imperial Physician History?!

What hatred or grudge is there? Doctor Gan! I have never offended you!

Yuchi Duanyi looked at him with an expression that said 'you have no heart'.

Doctor Gan didn't care about his expression. He asked with a smile, "The medical book..."

Yuchi Duan's face was filled with grief and indignation. "I'll send it to you when I find it."

"Well, then I, this old minister, would like to thank Your Highness!"

"I'll take my leave, old minister."

Doctor Gan left with a smile on his face, stroking his beard.

Yuchi Duanyi put his hand over his heart. It was over. He didn't know how much money the medical book would cost. He was a little short of money recently. He had just invested in a business and had not received any profit yet.

Yuchi Duan also looked at Yuchi Xi. His sister should lend it to him, right?

“Swish——”

Suddenly, a whip fell in front of him. Yuchi Duanyi quickly jumped to avoid it. He saw Qiuxiang holding Xi'er and Concubine Xian whipping him with a whip. "I've got you."

"You didn't even wait for the imperial physician to finish speaking before making random guesses!"

It made her feel very nervous.

"Why are you looking at Xi'er?"

"What the hell are you planning?"

Empress Xian swung her whip, and Yuchi Duan also quickly jumped away, running and dodging, "Mother, this is unfair!"

"Who told Doctor Gan to say it was a pregnancy pulse? I thought it was a pregnancy pulse!"

"Can't I just listen to him next time?"

"I'm looking at Xi'er...Isn't it because I'm a little short of money recently?"

"I just want to buy something, and I want to borrow some money from Xi'er."

Empress Xian:?

"Borrow money from Xi'er?! You're such a grown-up, and you're borrowing money from Xi'er?!"

Yuchi Xi:!!!

Don't come over here!

【Mom is absolutely right! 】

[Brother, if I were you, I would definitely ask my father for money! ]

[Father, the emperor has such a huge treasury, can't you see it?! ]

My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It will be even more exciting later!

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