"The first memorial was written by the Left Vice-Minister of the Censorate. The content..."
"Today, I discovered that the crabapple blossoms I planted at home have bloomed. I wonder if the crabapple blossoms in the Emperor's Imperial Garden have bloomed as well?"
Yuchi Xi read out the words one by one, and many of the ministers who had only submitted useful memorials looked at him in disbelief, their eyes seemed to say, "Really? You also want to submit a memorial for such a boring thing?"
The Left Vice-Chief Censor of the Censorate twitched his lips. He never expected that the empress would read out his memorial directly in front of all the ministers!
"I...I'm telling you now. You can go directly to the Imperial Garden to check whether the crabapple blossoms are in bloom or not. You don't need to ask me."
"Come, let's look at the second one, the memorial written by the Minister of the Imperial Household Department."
The Minister of the Imperial Household who was named: ...The person is dead.
"It reads: Your Majesty, I was so happy thinking of you today that I ate three bowls of rice. May I ask if you have eaten yet? How many bowls did you eat?"
Minister of the Imperial Household: ...
One minister couldn't help but chuckle and quickly covered his mouth, and the Minister of the Imperial Household even blushed.
Yuchi Xi chuckled and said, "I'm... very happy that you can eat. However, such a trivial matter is not worth writing a memorial to the emperor. I don't want you to ask me every day if I have eaten or how much I have eaten!"
“Be careful next time!”
"Okay, let's look at the third one now..."
Yuchi Xi took their messy memorials and read them out one by one. Those who wrote them were disheartened, while those who didn't write them smiled and watched the fun.
Emperor Dewu and others behind the screen: !!!
Emperor Dewu: I didn’t expect it to be like this. Why didn’t I think of it at the beginning?
After Xier’s actions, they would certainly not dare to write such memorials again!
Yuchi Feng whispered "Wow..." but before he could finish a syllable, Concubine Liang covered his mouth.
Empress Xian chuckled, "It's okay."
Even if Xier knew they were here, she wouldn't be angry.
Concubine Liang lowered her voice, "Feng'er, keep your voice down!"
They decided to come and see Xier because they were worried about her, fearing that she would be bullied!
By the time Yuchi Xi finished reading the memorial, half of his ministers had already been "killed in action" and were standing there, not daring to say a word.
Yuchi Xi put away the memorial and asked them, "Do you know how to write a memorial in the future?"
"We understand!"
They shouted loudly, tears streaming down their faces in sadness, wuwuwuwuqaq.
Yuchi Xi, "Alright, if you have something to report, please come forward. If not, please leave the court!"
A minister stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, I have something to report!"
"Speak!"
Yuchi Xi propped up his head with one hand and looked at him. He was talking about some recent problems. As soon as he finished, a minister stepped forward and said to him, "You have to ask the empress such a simple question? Do you have any brains?"
"What do you mean? You say I don't have a brain? You're so awesome if you have a brain, come and solve it!"
The two of them had a quarrel over this issue.
Yuchi Xi:?
What are you arguing about?
She propped her head up with one hand, watching them quarreling with great boredom. As she listened, her mind began to wander. Oh! Boring, let's take a look at your faces!
[Oh wow, this minister looks quite old, but his cervical spine must be in good condition, otherwise he wouldn't have been cuckolded ten times at once...]
[And this minister, he looks so healthy and strong, but I didn't expect that when you and your wife did that... Tsk, he's all show and no substance!]
[Ah, this is even more amazing! An illegitimate child can create a football team! Oh my god, how much have you broadcast this to the public…]
This is even more outrageous. You're sleeping with your deceased wife. Your wife can't be reincarnated because of your obsession. You know she's standing on your shoulders dancing right now! You killed her, and yet you won't let her reincarnate!
As she looked at them, Yuchi Xi no longer felt sleepy. Oh my God, she had never carefully examined the faces of these new ministers before, but now she saw that there were quite a few problems.
[And this, you've put your wife's brother under house arrest... Huh? Huh?! Crazy man!]
[Oh my goodness, you guys are such perverts! ]
[And this, you're not worshipping a god every day, you're worshipping the Plague God... Haven't you noticed that the more you worship, the worse off you become? This is the first time the Plague God has seen someone like him so much, and now he's following you every day! ]
Emperor Dewu and Empress Xian: !!!
Wow, these ministers have so many problems! !
"Why isn't your sister talking?" Yuchi Feng didn't hear Yuchi Xi's voice, so he moved forward a little, but accidentally pushed the screen down. With a "bang", everyone looked towards them.
Yuchi Xi also looked towards them.
Oh no!
It can’t be hidden anymore!
Emperor Dewu put his arm around Concubine Xian's waist, his expression calm. "I've had a headache lately. Come on, come on, how about you play a tune for me?"
"Okay." Concubine Xian stood up with his help and left with him.
Concubine Liang:!!!
"I suddenly remembered that I haven't finished reading my storybook yet. I'm leaving now!"
She pulled Dong'er and ran, and Qiuxiang quickly followed.
For a moment, only Yuchi Feng and Jing Huaiyu were left.
Jing Huaiyu walked over and helped Yuchi Feng up, "Myna, I remember you still have things to do, let's go!"
Yuchi Feng: "? Ah? I didn't... mmm..."
Jing Huaiyu pulled him with one hand, covered his mouth with the other, and took him away.
All the ministers;
Okay, okay, we know how worried you are.
Yuchi Xi looked at the ministers with a smile, "It's time for the imperial examinations, and this year's exams are still open to women!"
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